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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ermmmmm.... Pressure.... Can't think.
Oh yes,
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the mooooovies! 
(Sorry, I learn my jokes from 10/11 year olds. )"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Op, Google Ant and Dec on Celebrity Juice. It's from maybe 2/3 years ago.
It's the one where Keith gets them to do some challenges. Watch until the end with the naked chef.
If that doesn't make you laugh, nothing will. |
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A family is driving behind an Ann Summers delivery lorry when a large dildo flies out & hits their windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother says to the children "That was a big insect". To which the 7 year old son replies "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock that size!" |
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A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.
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“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” |
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