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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda

I talk to my dog Lucy Lu all the time and even sing to her which she loves and for some reason use baby talk, do all you fab pet owners do this too or am I crazy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I talk to mine in a normal conversational tone

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I talk to mine in a normal conversational tone "
I do that too but I think I use the baby talk cause she's my baby I rescued her nearly three years ago x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine respond in their language, neither of us know what the fuck is going on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares!

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! "
if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"Mine respond in their language, neither of us know what the fuck is going on.

"

hahaha

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda

I think a lot of my conversation with Lucy Lu is eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?"

A very handsome Dobe.

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?

A very handsome Dobe. "

love them very intelligent mines a Llewellyn setter pointer cross white with small black spots x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to talk to me goldfish....they died.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I talk to mine all the time. They don't pay a blind bit of notice to me

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By *ndrew1972Man  over a year ago

Roscrea


"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed"

I'll probably regret this later but someone has to ask.

A carpenter???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?

A very handsome Dobe. love them very intelligent mines a Llewellyn setter pointer cross white with small black spots x"

Ah nice. Yeah he's clever alright, he's more high maintenance than I am but I wouldn't change him for anything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed

I'll probably regret this later but someone has to ask.

A carpenter???"

....ye...kick him in the balls and he'll make a bolt for the door. ...boom tish !!!... (no animals were harmed in the making of this very poor joke)...

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I used to talk to me goldfish....they died. "
of boredom???

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed"

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?

A very handsome Dobe. love them very intelligent mines a Llewellyn setter pointer cross white with small black spots x

Ah nice. Yeah he's clever alright, he's more high maintenance than I am but I wouldn't change him for anything. "

I'm lying in bed with swollen glands at the minute, she's a little lethargic lately guess who'll get to see the doc lol

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed

I'll probably regret this later but someone has to ask.

A carpenter???....ye...kick him in the balls and he'll make a bolt for the door. ...boom tish !!!... (no animals were harmed in the making of this very poor joke)... "

lmfao

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?

A very handsome Dobe. love them very intelligent mines a Llewellyn setter pointer cross white with small black spots x

Ah nice. Yeah he's clever alright, he's more high maintenance than I am but I wouldn't change him for anything. "

hey red any chance you can up your preferred age on your profile by two years seeing how hot you are it would be nice if I could mail you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple....

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple...."

that's true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple...."

....thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al....

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... "

oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol "

...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ......

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ......"

alleluia baby xx

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I talk to my dog all the time and he's deaf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx "

.......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. ..

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .."

lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .. lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx"

....we're both on remand.....so can't make any solid commitments at the moment. .....

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .. lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx....we're both on remand.....so can't make any solid commitments at the moment. ....."

lol you can always break your bail conditions for good sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .. lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx....we're both on remand.....so can't make any solid commitments at the moment. ..... lol you can always break your bail conditions for good sex lol "

.....Two words......ankle bracelet. ...

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By *ndrew1972Man  over a year ago

Roscrea


"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed

I'll probably regret this later but someone has to ask.

A carpenter???....ye...kick him in the balls and he'll make a bolt for the door. ...boom tish !!!... (no animals were harmed in the making of this very poor joke)... "

Technically that would make him a blacksmith or ironmonger....

There's 3 dogs, 3 cats & 2 rabbits at home. All of them get included in conversations regularly.

Ok I'm being pedantic

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By *usky Couple01Couple  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm always chatting to my two cats and two dogs, the joy of a husky is they answer you back it's actually hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed

I'll probably regret this later but someone has to ask.

A carpenter???....ye...kick him in the balls and he'll make a bolt for the door. ...boom tish !!!... (no animals were harmed in the making of this very poor joke)...

Technically that would make him a blacksmith or ironmonger....

There's 3 dogs, 3 cats & 2 rabbits at home. All of them get included in conversations regularly.

Ok I'm being pedantic "

.....the joke wouldn't make sense then......?..and we agree.....you are....

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .. lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx....we're both on remand.....so can't make any solid commitments at the moment. ..... lol you can always break your bail conditions for good sex lol .....Two words......ankle bracelet. ... "

I've a computer nerd friend may be able to sort that problem hahaha

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I'm always chatting to my two cats and two dogs, the joy of a husky is they answer you back it's actually hilarious "
huskies are beautiful dogs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .. lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx....we're both on remand.....so can't make any solid commitments at the moment. ..... lol you can always break your bail conditions for good sex lol .....Two words......ankle bracelet. ... I've a computer nerd friend may be able to sort that problem hahaha "

...careful there al.....it's a slippery slope. ....our descent into a life of mayhem and murder started off with a bit of recreational shoplifting in our local spar....

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection

Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .. lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx....we're both on remand.....so can't make any solid commitments at the moment. ..... lol you can always break your bail conditions for good sex lol .....Two words......ankle bracelet. ... I've a computer nerd friend may be able to sort that problem hahaha ...careful there al.....it's a slippery slope. ....our descent into a life of mayhem and murder started off with a bit of recreational shoplifting in our local spar.... "

hahaha hilarious lol

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By *al2001Man  over a year ago

kildare

I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice

I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses

I grunt at people

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice

I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses

I grunt at people"

hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol

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By *al2001Man  over a year ago

kildare


"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice

I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses

I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol "

I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice

I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses

I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol

I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog "

what breed is she tbh I dress my bitch up for paddy's day Easter and Christmas and she loves her outfits

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice

I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses

I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol

I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog what breed is she tbh I dress my bitch up for paddy's day Easter and Christmas and she loves her outfits "

Halloween too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice

I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses

I grunt at people"

You grunt quite a bit when you're with me that's true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used to talk to me goldfish....they died. of boredom???"

Yes.....sigh.....

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town


"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice

I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses

I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol

I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog "

having met you hal and the lovely red I would never of dreamed you would have the dog you have. I would of thought you would have a boxer

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town


"I used to talk to me goldfish....they died. of boredom???

Yes.....sigh..... "

I had a murdering goldfish I swear evil fooker too .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice

I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses

I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol

I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog having met you hal and the lovely red I would never of dreamed you would have the dog you have. I would of thought you would have a boxer "

Lol Letme,I have the big brute of a dog and he has the fluffy one, it's unusual alright.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two dogs and three cats all rescued and talk to them all the time. . Gets some strange looks when out walking with the dogs but feck them all I love my pets

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By *ig al100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Drogheda


"Two dogs and three cats all rescued and talk to them all the time. . Gets some strange looks when out walking with the dogs but feck them all I love my pets"
good for you Annie

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By *al2001Man  over a year ago

kildare


"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice

I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses

I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol

I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog having met you hal and the lovely red I would never of dreamed you would have the dog you have. I would of thought you would have a boxer

Lol Letme,I have the big brute of a dog and he has the fluffy one, it's unusual alright. "

Always said we have each other's dogs.

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"I used to talk to me goldfish....they died. of boredom???

Yes.....sigh..... I had a murdering goldfish I swear evil fooker too . "

How long could it hold it breathe? Or did it just jump out of its tank and ambush people?

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By *ts artMan  over a year ago

Londonderry


"I used to talk to me goldfish....they died. of boredom???

Yes.....sigh..... I had a murdering goldfish I swear evil fooker too .

How long could it hold it breathe? Or did it just jump out of its tank and ambush people?"

You'd be grand laid just throw a handful of maggot at it lol, now if its a tasty wee perch,,,,,nom nom

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By *oughandCurvyCouple  over a year ago

galway

I talk to our poochie all the time, get some steange looks when I'm out walking with him and I'm having a full blown conversation with my four legged friend but who cares haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I talk to my cat all the time. My six year old niece told me it was embarrassing

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

I have a bitch that I talk to problem is she answers me back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

is doctor dolittle here, lol.

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