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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So i just finished reading an article online saying sperm is the perfect moisturiser, a company in switzerland is selling moisturiser witch main ingrediant is human sperm for €30 a bottle, thaughts on this? Any of you ladies takes facials can confirm

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Cut out the middle man ladies, I'm offering a beauty service!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan  over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Cut out the middle man ladies, I'm offering a beauty service! "

So you'll be offering a Landscaping service that will bring a glow to their faces???

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Cut out the middle man ladies, I'm offering a beauty service!

So you'll be offering a Landscaping service that will bring a glow to their faces???"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May west the 40's actress is quoted as saying as soon as sex finished that she would pop into the bathroom and do a facial with the fluids but I suspect she was just being polite and got the guy to do her facial

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cut out the middle man ladies, I'm offering a beauty service!

So you'll be offering a Landscaping service that will bring a glow to their faces??? "

Michael...you are such a gent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bottle it...oil of lay

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Bottle it...oil of lay"

im offering oil of ulaid

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"May west the 40's actress is quoted as saying as soon as sex finished that she would pop into the bathroom and do a facial with the fluids but I suspect she was just being polite and got the guy to do her facial"

The filthy hoor!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan  over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"May west the 40's actress is quoted as saying as soon as sex finished that she would pop into the bathroom and do a facial with the fluids but I suspect she was just being polite and got the guy to do her facial

The filthy hoor! "

She had a lovely garden too...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"May west the 40's actress is quoted as saying as soon as sex finished that she would pop into the bathroom and do a facial with the fluids but I suspect she was just being polite and got the guy to do her facial

The filthy hoor!

She had a lovely garden too... "

May West's bush is not being discussed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"May west the 40's actress is quoted as saying as soon as sex finished that she would pop into the bathroom and do a facial with the fluids but I suspect she was just being polite and got the guy to do her facial

The filthy hoor! "

But she looked great

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bottle it...oil of lay

im offering oil of ulaid"

I did? When?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It can also whiten teeth .

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It can also whiten teeth ."

Yeah, yeah it's also an antidepressant - seeing a juicy hard cock I can use and abuse for hours makes me smile anyway, and if I get my tits moisturised in addition, I take it as a free sample.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It defo works as an instant facelift come to think of it I could do with some today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

€30 a bottle?....

"Milking time sweetie"

I hope it's perfumed...

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"€30 a bottle?....

"Milking time sweetie"

I hope it's perfumed..."

The Swiss know how to make money

Btw candy, did you ever hear of that perfume containing fragrance of sperm, blood and milk? Seems to be a big runner with the ladies. Perfuming the moisturiser over the odds might not be a good idea....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It can also whiten teeth ."
.....I told her it was good for her throat....but she wouldn't swallow that. ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"€30 a bottle?....

"Milking time sweetie"

I hope it's perfumed...

The Swiss know how to make money

Btw candy, did you ever hear of that perfume containing fragrance of sperm, blood and milk? Seems to be a big runner with the ladies. Perfuming the moisturiser over the odds might not be a good idea...."

I haven't DH, is it called Viking perchance?

Sounds very primal.

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"€30 a bottle?....

"Milking time sweetie"

I hope it's perfumed...

The Swiss know how to make money

Btw candy, did you ever hear of that perfume containing fragrance of sperm, blood and milk? Seems to be a big runner with the ladies. Perfuming the moisturiser over the odds might not be a good idea....

I haven't DH, is it called Viking perchance?

Sounds very primal. "

http://www.parfumarija.com/product-perfume-scrtions-magnifiques.html

It makes you smell of sex and of course irresistible

available for a lousy 80 quid in Dublin 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Practically, that stuff is useless. Sperms can live in aggressive surrounding area only for few hours maximum. So what you get for 30€, is a bottle full of corpses.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin

Id not call it a perfect moisturiser but it gives a temporary facelift and when its peeled off and rinsed,the skin is tighter and firmer when the semen is fresh fresh semen is packed with protein and antioxidants but to have an anti aging effect,youd need to drink gallons of the stuff I cant see how it would be a perfect moisturizer after being put on a shelf as the sperm dies after 30 minutes. Its known for teeth whitening and as an anti depressant that has been mentioned before and fish sperm is used for putting out fires

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id not call it a perfect moisturiser but it gives a temporary facelift and when its peeled off and rinsed,the skin is tighter and firmer when the semen is fresh fresh semen is packed with protein and antioxidants but to have an anti aging effect,youd need to drink gallons of the stuff I cant see how it would be a perfect moisturizer after being put on a shelf as the sperm dies after 30 minutes. Its known for teeth whitening and as an anti depressant that has been mentioned before and fish sperm is used for putting out fires "

Lol the cum expert we all know you love your facelifts

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Id not call it a perfect moisturiser but it gives a temporary facelift and when its peeled off and rinsed,the skin is tighter and firmer when the semen is fresh fresh semen is packed with protein and antioxidants but to have an anti aging effect,youd need to drink gallons of the stuff I cant see how it would be a perfect moisturizer after being put on a shelf as the sperm dies after 30 minutes. Its known for teeth whitening and as an anti depressant that has been mentioned before and fish sperm is used for putting out fires

Lol the cum expert we all know you love your facelifts "

Why fix something that isnt broken...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id not call it a perfect moisturiser but it gives a temporary facelift and when its peeled off and rinsed,the skin is tighter and firmer when the semen is fresh fresh semen is packed with protein and antioxidants but to have an anti aging effect,youd need to drink gallons of the stuff I cant see how it would be a perfect moisturizer after being put on a shelf as the sperm dies after 30 minutes. Its known for teeth whitening and as an anti depressant that has been mentioned before and fish sperm is used for putting out fires "

Fish sperm would put out anyone's fire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It can also whiten teeth ......I told her it was good for her throat....but she wouldn't swallow that. .. "

;)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I good drop of FooGoo® is said to have healing qualities and even prolong life!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I good drop of FooGoo® is said to have healing qualities and even prolong life!

"

Need a new name to market the foo go o elixir of youth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Foo factor

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