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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just wondering is there any ladies out there who would like to seduce or have thought about making a move on workmen at your house?. What tradesmen get you going? "
The plumber's assistant got his nuts tightened once upon a time...  |
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"Apple's put a fecking sex ban on me till I finished the hall
Olliepops
That get off here and do the hall ASAP.... "
Nope it was finish the sittingroom darling ...and more like ....it's been six months already !!!! Lol .....but in fairness ..it is quite gorgeous and was finished over the course of a weekend, once he realised I was serious about the sex ban
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I was doing a job in a ladies house once and saw 3 vibrators beside her bed I know I shouldn't have but couldn't help looking in her top drawer and jackpot yes full of batteries looking back I should have been more helpful ...  |
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"I was doing a job in a ladies house once and saw 3 vibrators beside her bed I know I shouldn't have but couldn't help looking in her top drawer and jackpot yes full of batteries looking back I should have been more helpful ... "
What, by charging the batteries for her?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was doing a job in a ladies house once and saw 3 vibrators beside her bed I know I shouldn't have but couldn't help looking in her top drawer and jackpot yes full of batteries looking back I should have been more helpful ...
What, by charging the batteries for her? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count
Did you buy afterwards? "
No Candy store...cringe...changed my mind on the location but met the agent again for 'lunch' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count
Did you buy afterwards?
No Candy store...cringe...changed my mind on the location but met the agent again for 'lunch'"
You'd just have to wouldn't you! Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count
Did you buy afterwards?
No Candy store...cringe...changed my mind on the location but met the agent again for 'lunch'
You'd just have to wouldn't you! Lol!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count"
Myself and a lady friend once went to view an apartment solely for this purpose (obel Belfast, great views) .. fun times were had!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count
Myself and a lady friend once went to view an apartment solely for this purpose (obel Belfast, great views) .. fun times were had!
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Lol I bet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was in college I worked with a flooring contractor out around the skerries/balbriggan area over about two years, just the odd weekend and both summers. Most of the time I would be dropped of and left for the day as I didn't have my own transport.
Three times it was put on a plate by married women all I work consider attractive one of which was in nothing but underwear. At the time I had far more morals and sense than I do now  so I did nothing. Today it would have ended differently in every case  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I did a house call to fix a computer in a lady's house I came to the and she answered in a night gown needless to say I fixed the computer and never got money  |
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For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
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I did quite a lot of work for this very glamorous wealthy couple and always found the lady very flirty but I always kept things professional until one day I way finishing up and she asked me to take a look at shelving in her dressing room off the bedroom, I went upstairs to find one shelf covered in naked pics of her, that was the end of the professionalism |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
FML
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maybe you just live in the real world |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I worked for a "trades" company where we had about 20 engineers who would do domestic call outs and honest to god the amount of women they would have coming on to them was unreal, the stories they would tell would shock you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No i never have, but i was woken this morning by a lad coming to collect my skip.. Well when i answered the door i was like oh yummy ..
Due to only been awake i never asked for his number ... Damn |
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"Apple's put a fecking sex ban on me till I finished the hall
Olliepops
That get off here and do the hall ASAP....
Nope it was finish the sittingroom darling ...and more like ....it's been six months already !!!! Lol .....but in fairness ..it is quite gorgeous and was finished over the course of a weekend, once he realised I was serious about the sex ban
Apples "
I moved into my apt on a friday and it was fully painted by sunday..2 bedroom apt and i live alone..this place would have had 2 coats by lunch on saturday if i was livin with someone and there was a sex ban lol |
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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago
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"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
FML
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Come to mine and it will happen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
FML
Come to mine and it will happen "
Room for one more?
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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago
Wisbech and A47 corridor |
"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
FML
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It is sounds like you live in the real world and prefer to adopt a more professional approach. The scenarios which some members refer to could easyily backfire and cause horrendous problems . |
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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago
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"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
FML
Come to mine and it will happen
Room for one more?
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ah sure come on so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
FML
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.....fuck me mac, you must be a complete dog...all them bored housewives sitting at home, just waiting to ride the first man that knocks on the door....apparently. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
FML
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I know the feeling, I'm the same 20 odd years and not once have I had any luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
FML
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I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.
FML
. If only I was a few yrs younger I would b within ur age limit.
Could sort all off the above for u.
I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too "
Electrician here........complete with snickers! 
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"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too
Electrician here........complete with snickers!
#justsayin
Ohhhhhhhh "
Jack of all trades here... complete with ..marsbar, crunchie,flake and moro |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too
Electrician here........complete with snickers!
#justsayin"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too
Electrician here........complete with snickers!
#justsayin
Ohhhhhhhh
Jack of all trades here... complete with ..marsbar, crunchie,flake and moro "
Bit of a cadburys whole nut or caramel girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A female member of bar staff in the local hotel left me home one Saturday night and provided extra 'services' which were memorable and filled with pleasure. I then filled her! A great ride that finished well! |
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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago
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"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too
Electrician here........complete with snickers!
#justsayin
Ohhhhhhhh
Jack of all trades here... complete with ..marsbar, crunchie,flake and moro "
You are hired |
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By *iamo69Man
over a year ago
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A mate was painting a house before and i called up to him to give him something..was talking away for a while with the owner and himself just general talk.she then went up stairs and came down in all i can discribe is minimal clothes. Two of us just kinda looked at each other. She said what are ye waiting for lads. Tbh i laughed and said only us and headed off.mate ended up banging her on and off for months.in fairness he was never good with the girls so i was delighted for him |
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