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A rhyming game.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

OK, the idea is you follow the post above with a rhyming line of your own. Whatever you want. If 2 people answer at once, we go with the first one posted.

Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was white as snow...

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

It looked better than the black sheep, owned by Edgar Allen Poe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK, the idea is you follow the post above with a rhyming line of your own. Whatever you want. If 2 people answer at once, we go with the first one posted.

Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was white as snow..."
And where the leading lamb goes all the rest are sure to go.

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

Logistically this was never going to work

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

But what would I know I'm a berk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

(I'm struggling too Hal, gimme a minute, it may need tweaking(or smothering))

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By *indalaceTV/TS over a year ago

Derry

Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was white as snow... And where the leading lamb goes all the rest are sure to go."

but Mary had a little secret, she also had a duck....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How about a rhyming OR related line so we dont get into a cul-de-sac?

Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was white as snow

It looked better than the black sheep owned by Edgar Allen Poe

But the black sheep was brooding, plotting away...

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"How about a rhyming OR related line so we dont get into a cul-de-sac?

Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was white as snow

It looked better than the black sheep owned by Edgar Allen Poe

But the black sheep was brooding, plotting away..."

Unbeknownst to anyone, the sheep was actually gay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay"

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on..."

The farmer even got out his dong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on...

The farmer even got out his dong"

Now don't get me wrong, it was nothing illegal...

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on...

The farmer even got out his dong

Now don't get me wrong, it was nothing illegal..."

But it was shrivelled up and tiny, just like a little smeagol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on...

The farmer even got out his dong

Now don't get me wrong, it was nothing illegal...

But it was shrivelled up and tiny, just like a little smeagol."

So the farmer organised a treasure hunt to find his little beagle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on...

The farmer even got out his dong

Now don't get me wrong, it was nothing illegal...

But it was shrivelled up and tiny, just like a little smeagol.

So the farmer organised a treasure hunt to find his little beagle

With a drone in the sky that had a view like an eagle..

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on...

The farmer even got out his dong

Now don't get me wrong, it was nothing illegal...

But it was shrivelled up and tiny, just like a little smeagol.

So the farmer organised a treasure hunt to find his little beagle

With a drone in the sky that had a view like an eagle.."

The drone did spy a farm hand, getting frisky with his daughter.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on...

The farmer even got out his dong

Now don't get me wrong, it was nothing illegal...

But it was shrivelled up and tiny, just like a little smeagol.

So the farmer organised a treasure hunt to find his little beagle

With a drone in the sky that had a view like an eagle..

The drone did spy a farm hand, getting frisky with his daughter....."

This made the farmer hot under the collar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on...

The farmer even got out his dong

Now don't get me wrong, it was nothing illegal...

But it was shrivelled up and tiny, just like a little smeagol.

So the farmer organised a treasure hunt to find his little beagle

With a drone in the sky that had a view like an eagle..

The drone did spy a farm hand, getting frisky with his daughter....."

Pitchfork in hand, he set out & sought her...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They couldn't keep the hens or chicks or cocks at bay

So in this little farmyard a lot was going on...

The farmer even got out his dong

Now don't get me wrong, it was nothing illegal...

But it was shrivelled up and tiny, just like a little smeagol.

So the farmer organised a treasure hunt to find his little beagle

With a drone in the sky that had a view like an eagle..

The drone did spy a farm hand, getting frisky with his daughter.....

Pitchfork in hand, he set out & sought her..."

I felt for the guy, cause he'll probably be slaughtered...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't feel so sad for him, he couldn't lead a horse to water

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

But water is wet, just like this lass, and who could blame her? he had a beautiful......ass.

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By *lean_BanditMan over a year ago

Ask

full of secrets and sass he was bold as brass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If he took a lie detector test he wouldn't pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He certainly wouldn't as the sweat trickled down...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He thought to himself. .her pink or her brown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh shit here comes the farmer, im snookered now he said with a frown.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At that moment he felt like a clown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So he told him some jokes, the farmer thought he was gas, he said you seem dead sound lad, hit that ass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So the farmer, his beagle, and drone with the sight of an eagle, retreated to leave the young couple alone, "come dog" said the farmer, "let's go give you a bone"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id like a bone of my own said the girl with a moan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heres a bone with flesh on it if you wanna keep in goin, it looks like it likes you, we should make a porno on d'phone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On dphone you say? But what if its seen? I dont want the whole country to see me flicking my bean!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"On dphone you say? But what if its seen? I dont want the whole country to see me flicking my bean!!!"

But your bean is so pretty

People really should look

When the wife is at bingo

We maybe could fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah youre safe with me it wont be online, ill put it in my private collection to get me hard another time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah youre safe with me it wont be online, ill put it in my private collection to get me hard another time."

ok she said and arched spine, she opened her legs and said now eat me and mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll eat you out without a doubt, but we'll need a few more cocks to sort you out.

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Sort her out we will no doubt a cock in her hand and one in her mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's gotta spare hand for another, sure she can take way more, why the unhappy face brother, ain't that what we came for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slap her ass and tickle her chin and she'll come back for more

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

...but if you don't have a 12 inch cock then she'll be out the door

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By *armel and FrancisCouple over a year ago

North wex

But she may just forgive you if you take her doggy style on the floor...

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By *alwayBlackcockMan over a year ago

Galway

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By *alwayBlackcockMan over a year ago

Galway

Style, Floor! don't let the bugs bite on your way out the door!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But she didnt want to leave, she was hungry for cock, she wanted more!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She wasn't a lady by jasus....A whore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She started to run tripped over her clit. ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No no not a whore, a healthy sexual appetite meant she was no bore!

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

It's just that she enjoyed a cock ......or four!

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