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over a year ago
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Joe has a broken leg, Mike comes over and asks, how you doing Joe. Do me a favour, run upstairs and get my slippers. Mike goes upstairs and sees Joes gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters. He says your dad sent me up to have sex with both of you. One girl replies get out of here you pervert, prove it! Mike shouts down the stairs. Hey Joe! Both of them? Joe shout back of course both of em, whats the point of fucking one...   |
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"Used to be very careful talking to.my mother about the inter cert exams years ago after telling sex education was on the inter course..."
That's just reminded me of Jane Austen's novel, Persuasion, that we did for the Leaving Cert. Apparently our heroine Anne was a swinger. When she was introduced to the dashing Captain Wentworth at a party, the host asked her "oh, do you know Captain Wentworth then?". She replied "no, we've just had intercourse on a number of occasions" 
Probably just a slag though |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life" "
I thought that was the marmalade  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"
I thought that was the marmalade
Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole!  "
Oi McCarthy! He's bad enough without encouragement
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"
I thought that was the marmalade
Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole! "
Phwoooaaaarrrr I never thought of using marmalade as lube!
Mmmmmm tangy after taste too!
(Like a Terry's Chocolate Orange)
Nom Nom Nom |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"
I thought that was the marmalade
Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole!
Phwoooaaaarrrr I never thought of using marmalade as lube!
Mmmmmm tangy after taste too!
(Like a Terry's Chocolate Orange)
Nom Nom Nom "
Coarse or fine chip marmalade   |
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"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"
I thought that was the marmalade
Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole!
Phwoooaaaarrrr I never thought of using marmalade as lube!
Mmmmmm tangy after taste too!
(Like a Terry's Chocolate Orange)
Nom Nom Nom
Coarse or fine chip marmalade "
Coarse gets a wilder ride! |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"
I thought that was the marmalade
Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole!
Phwoooaaaarrrr I never thought of using marmalade as lube!
Mmmmmm tangy after taste too!
(Like a Terry's Chocolate Orange)
Nom Nom Nom "
Butt... it's not Terry's, it's mine
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"I'm always afraid I'll ask the hairdresser for a wash, cut and blow job. "
I worked with a few lads back in the mid eighties and one of them was a bit simple for want of a better word. A couple of them convinced your man to ask the barber for a wash, cut and blow job. He did. |
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