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Insult the person above part Trois !!!
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
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"Kaizer is known to his friends as "old hairy half-shirt".
I say friends but what I really mean is people who know him/it as he doesn't have friends.  "
Andy Warhol has a restraining order on Micky Mac |
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"Kaizer is known to his friends as "old hairy half-shirt".
I say friends but what I really mean is people who know him/it as he doesn't have friends.
Andy Warhol has a restraining order on Micky Mac"
I need to give up on this thread because I'll have a reputation for being an insulting git but I'll give it one last go...
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They meant to name their profile after their favourite hangout spot but they can't fucking spell so instead of calling themselves B&Q they messed up and called themselves _anda |
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"Thinks he’s an insulting git......just an asshole  "
Used to be known as Jacqueline but thanks to the towel visible in her first pic it helped to create the illusion of the existence of a penis once rolled up and shoved down the boxers she stole from her brother. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Monica is a real old ladys name
That's not fuckin beef maaan its goddam horse meat 
Lead singer with KT and the Thundshine band "
Eh we're actually called Kaizer and the Black Death Squadron |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not only is he in "parts unknown" but his dangly bits qualify as parts unknown... Kinda like a penis but hairier and smellier, and that's only his head.  "
Secretly in love with Kaiser. Just can't seem to leave him alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not only is he in "parts unknown" but his dangly bits qualify as parts unknown... Kinda like a penis but hairier and smellier, and that's only his head.
Secretly in love with Kaiser. Just can't seem to leave him alone "
She’s really a Mister  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over half a century old, still not matured
Look like rejects from Strictly come dancing "
Gets butthurt over someone's insult, breaks the rules just to get back at at them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over half a century old, still not matured
Look like rejects from Strictly come dancing
Gets butthurt over someone's insult, breaks the rules just to get back at at them "
How do you insult a lady of such quality!?
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"Over half a century old, still not matured
Look like rejects from Strictly come dancing
Gets butthurt over someone's insult, breaks the rules just to get back at at them
How do you insult a lady of such quality!?
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Is chicken to insult missus  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Over half a century old, still not matured
Look like rejects from Strictly come dancing
Gets butthurt over someone's insult, breaks the rules just to get back at at them "
Apologies sometimes the phone rings and i have to earn a few quid so don't get in quick enough
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Over half a century old, still not matured
Look like rejects from Strictly come dancing
Gets butthurt over someone's insult, breaks the rules just to get back at at them
Apologies sometimes the phone rings and i have to earn a few quid so don't get in quick enough
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He’s too dedicated to his job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They no longer exchange face pics because usually theirs ends up in attics to scare the bats and the mice away "
His face pics must be begining to itch....7 years on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They no longer exchange face pics because usually theirs ends up in attics to scare the bats and the mice away
His face pics must be begining to itch....7 years on"
I cant say much bad about this couple apart from one of the pics the mr forgot to put on trousers
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"They no longer exchange face pics because usually theirs ends up in attics to scare the bats and the mice away
His face pics must be begining to itch....7 years on
I cant say much bad about this couple apart from one of the pics the mr forgot to put on trousers
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You're one to talk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They no longer exchange face pics because usually theirs ends up in attics to scare the bats and the mice away
His face pics must be begining to itch....7 years on
I cant say much bad about this couple apart from one of the pics the mr forgot to put on trousers
You're one to talk! "
I just dont have any clothes, he was half dressed |
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"Blah blah, blah blah blahblah 
Blather
Good one  "
Oh no, here we go again. 
I'm worried that I'll damage Kaizer's self esteem by constantly insulting it.
Then again, it is a hideous beastly beast 
Ffs, he'll probably take this as a compliment!
Oh and btw whoever follows, yes, I know my shirt isn't buttoned |
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"Blah blah, blah blah blahblah
Blather
Good one
Oh no, here we go again.
I'm worried that I'll damage Kaizer's self esteem by constantly insulting it.
Then again, it is a hideous beastly beast
Ffs, he'll probably take this as a compliment!
Oh and btw whoever follows, yes, I know my shirt isn't buttoned "
Actually thinks we give a fuck |
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Realitybites was originally known as imacocksuckingwhore but found she couldn't get nearly as much cock action as the "fab straight" men here so she stretched her clitoris just a little and pretended to be a man. She now sucks cocks at the back of the local petrol station on a daily basis. At least she's happier than she ever was so there's that... |
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"Realitybites was originally known as imacocksuckingwhore but found she couldn't get nearly as much cock action as the "fab straight" men here so she stretched her clitoris just a little and pretended to be a man. She now sucks cocks at the back of the local petrol station on a daily basis. At least she's happier than she ever was so there's that... "
Jealous that he couldn't inflate his cleavage enough to fill his blouse so had to find his 15 mins of fame some other way |
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"Enjoys insulting people waaaay too much
I know, I know.. It's an escape from reality for me. I'm not normally like this... Bitch!
There's no escaping reality "
His username is _ealitybites because in reality he likes nothing better than biting on a big juicy cock. He gets really bitchy when men don't send him cock cock pics |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Enjoys insulting people waaaay too much
I know, I know.. It's an escape from reality for me. I'm not normally like this... Bitch!
There's no escaping reality
His username is _ealitybites because in reality he likes nothing better than biting on a big juicy cock. He gets really bitchy when men don't send him cock cock pics "
Definitely got out of his bed the wrong side this morning. More of a grouch then normal if that's possible |
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"Enjoys insulting people waaaay too much
I know, I know.. It's an escape from reality for me. I'm not normally like this... Bitch!
There's no escaping reality
His username is _ealitybites because in reality he likes nothing better than biting on a big juicy cock. He gets really bitchy when men don't send him cock cock pics "
Used to be a half decent player and manager but hasn't been the same since he became a eunuch |
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"Enjoys insulting people waaaay too much
I know, I know.. It's an escape from reality for me. I'm not normally like this... Bitch!
There's no escaping reality
His username is _ealitybites because in reality he likes nothing better than biting on a big juicy cock. He gets really bitchy when men don't send him cock cock pics
Definitely got out of his bed the wrong side this morning. More of a grouch then normal if that's possible "
The overwhelming sensation with this one is, well.. Just B.O. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enjoys insulting people waaaay too much
I know, I know.. It's an escape from reality for me. I'm not normally like this... Bitch!
There's no escaping reality
His username is _ealitybites because in reality he likes nothing better than biting on a big juicy cock. He gets really bitchy when men don't send him cock cock pics
Definitely got out of his bed the wrong side this morning. More of a grouch then normal if that's possible
The overwhelming sensation with this one is, well.. Just B.O. "
Suffers from bad pms |
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"Enjoys insulting people waaaay too much
I know, I know.. It's an escape from reality for me. I'm not normally like this... Bitch!
There's no escaping reality
His username is _ealitybites because in reality he likes nothing better than biting on a big juicy cock. He gets really bitchy when men don't send him cock cock pics
Definitely got out of his bed the wrong side this morning. More of a grouch then normal if that's possible
The overwhelming sensation with this one is, well.. Just B.O.
Suffers from bad pms "
Suffers from incontinence and pmsl-ing. |
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"Hes more of a pussy cat "
They need to stop sending those fancy a fuck messages that they're always sending me. I told you already, I'm washing my hair that day/s.
Also, that thing of begging for cock pics is sad...
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"Hes more of a pussy cat
They need to stop sending those fancy a fuck messages that they're always sending me. I told you already, I'm washing my hair that day/s.
Also, that thing of begging for cock pics is sad...
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Lucan lurker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He doesn't think 'Die Hard' is a Christmas film
Rightly so, I haven't seen any souvenirs around with a name "Weirdo"
She shoots, she missus... "
class
You win |
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It's not so much that the fields of Athenry are physically low so much as feeling mentally low. The reason being that they have to deal with John every fucking day.
#johntheheadwrecker
#wouldputyearsonyou
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"Thinks hes funny with his aul man words "
She doesn't have an arse of her own so she had to buy one and glue it on. Unfortunately she used cheap glue which didn't stick properly so now she has to hold the fake arse in place, as can be seen in her arse pics. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Like a bad smell on this thread. Just doesn't go away "
Never takes the blame for anything....its always someone elses fault and you have to be upside down against her boobs to read her apology( in fairness nothing wrong with that bit) |
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Painting his mickey wouldn't take long although you'd need one of those tiny brushes for it.
You'd be better off with a professional sized roller or even a sprayer to get around his belly and you might need scaffolding as well, possibly even planning permission. 3 days at least. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gets a kick out of reading in dictionaries and grammar books, wanks and unloads over them and puts them back into the shelves of the book shop. "
Barely fit a marker in in her arsehole  |
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"Haven't changed your boxers in a year- ewwww "
Stupid person... Thinks boxers should be changed annually!
It's well known that they become more fragrant and mould to your shape after about 15 to 18 months. |
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