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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I posted this on another thread but I thought it may be worth it's own. Do you think it's true?
This is the journey of a Fab single guy:
1) Message every girl you FANCY within a 10 mile radius.
2) Message every GIRL within a 10 mile radius.
3) Message every girl you fancy within a HUNDRED mile radius.
4) Seriously contemplate one of the many messages you get from supposedly straight men.
5) Use the forums to show of your witty intellect and get girls that way.
6) Post insane ramblings on the forums as you realise you aren't as witty and clever as you first thought.
7) Give Fab a break for a week (otherwise known as being banned).
8) Come back on and find that still no-one talks to you.
9) Stick to Pornhub.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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OK, here goes, insane rambling number 1..........bloody women.....mumble, mumble......their loss......mumble, mumble...........probably a lesbian........mumble, mumble............never fancied you anyway......mumble, mumble.......I'm bored.......mumble, mumble.........anyone fancy a shag?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I posted this on another thread but I thought it may be worth it's own. Do you think it's true?
This is the journey of a Fab single guy:
1) Message every girl you FANCY within a 10 mile radius.
2) Message every GIRL within a 10 mile radius.
3) Message every girl you fancy within a HUNDRED mile radius.
4) Seriously contemplate one of the many messages you get from supposedly straight men.
5) Use the forums to show of your witty intellect and get girls that way.
6) Post insane ramblings on the forums as you realise you aren't as witty and clever as you first thought.
7) Give Fab a break for a week (otherwise known as being banned).
8) Come back on and find that still no-one talks to you.
9) Stick to Pornhub.
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2.5) Upload more pictures of your penis, maybe ladies will start to reply after seeing more angles of your majestic meat stick.
5.5)Find all forum threads that discuss sexuality, and reply to every woman saying: "Oh yes baby, I would like you to do xxx to me"
6.5) Start new threads asking profile advice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I posted this on another thread but I thought it may be worth it's own. Do you think it's true?
This is the journey of a Fab single guy:
1) Message every girl you FANCY within a 10 mile radius.
2) Message every GIRL within a 10 mile radius.
3) Message every girl you fancy within a HUNDRED mile radius.
4) Seriously contemplate one of the many messages you get from supposedly straight men.
5) Use the forums to show of your witty intellect and get girls that way.
6) Post insane ramblings on the forums as you realise you aren't as witty and clever as you first thought.
7) Give Fab a break for a week (otherwise known as being banned).
8) Come back on and find that still no-one talks to you.
9) Stick to Pornhub.
2.5) Upload more pictures of your penis, maybe ladies will start to reply after seeing more angles of your majestic meat stick.
5.5)Find all forum threads that discuss sexuality, and reply to every woman saying: "Oh yes baby, I would like you to do xxx to me"
6.5) Start new threads asking profile advice"
I think these are worthy enough to be official additions. Love it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No replies to this? I think I'm just about to enter stage 6.
Looks like you typed your "9" upside down  "
Do you have access to my search history? I was literally just watching My Hot Wife Jackie between postings. |
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OP I'm not going to lie, this is unlikely to do you any favours. The original post could have been taken as tongue in cheek but then you commented about no women commenting on this post and it just comes across as a little bitter.
Anyway, moving on, I think it may help if you add more and better photos. Your oldest one is probably the best in my opinion. The others are a little uninspiring. Take a look at some profiles of the men who's pictures seem to get good feedback in the photo threads for some inspiration . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OP I'm not going to lie, this is unlikely to do you any favours. The original post could have been taken as tongue in cheek but then you commented about no women commenting on this post and it just comes across as a little bitter.
Anyway, moving on, I think it may help if you add more and better photos. Your oldest one is probably the best in my opinion. The others are a little uninspiring. Take a look at some profiles of the men who's pictures seem to get good feedback in the photo threads for some inspiration . "
It's OK, I'm not bitter, it's just a little fun. I've given up and have reached stage 9. I'm just posting for the laughs now. Thanks though. Feedback is always welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No replies to this? I think I'm just about to enter stage 6.
Looks like you typed your "9" upside down
Do you have access to my search history? I was literally just watching My Hot Wife Jackie between postings."
Yep Big Brother is watching you .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No replies to this? I think I'm just about to enter stage 6.
Looks like you typed your "9" upside down
Do you have access to my search history? I was literally just watching My Hot Wife Jackie between postings.
Yep Big Brother is watching you ...."
Just so long as he's not joining in. |
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