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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It costs millions to demolish the old Wembley stadium if England's last game was against Sctland Scotland would have done it for nothing

Anyone else has has any football jokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It costs millions to demolish the old Wembley stadium if England's last game was against Sctland Scotland would have done it for nothing

Anyone else has has any football jokes "

Colchester United and Tours FC!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arsenal Football Club

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Why was Cinderella bad at football ?

She ran away from the ball.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

And now the football scores

Real Madrid - 1

Surreal Madrid - fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£80 MILLION for Harry Maguire...has to be THE biggest Joke EVER !!! and to prove it Leicester City were laughing ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q: What's the difference between Tottenham supporters and mosquitoes?

A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

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By *rm159Man over a year ago

hamilton

Biggest football joke ever septic being given league title in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Love them

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

Everton fc. the gift that keeps on giving

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why was Cinderella bad at football ?

She ran away from the ball. "
like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Football jokes none football joke Sheffield Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And now the football scores

Real Madrid - 1

Surreal Madrid - fish"

Now that’s funny as in made me laugh funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Allys tartan army lyrics

'We will really shake them up when we win the world cup'

Absolutely classic

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Norwich have signed two star strikers from the far east.

We wun once

Howlong Since

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big Jock Didn't Know

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By *ony 2016Man over a year ago

lincs /Hudd & Derby cinema

I have bought myself a brand new state of the art television so I can watch The Premier League on Sky next season ,, but when I got it home and opened the box ,, guess what ,,,, no Leeds

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Best football joke is…..

Football

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everton fc. the gift that keeps on giving

Reported!

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Heard that Man City, were looking for a welder: Apparently to weld the roof back on the double decker bus they'd hired, last Saturday..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear about the blind goalkeeper?

Well, you had to hand it to him.

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By *ony 2016Man 18 weeks ago

lincs /Hudd & Derby cinema

My friend phoned me saying his wife had walked out and left him

When I asked why ?

He said that she had accused him of thinking more about football than her

"Oh dear " I said " you must be upset"

"Of course I am " he replied "we've been married for 6 seasons"

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By *ynamite500Man 18 weeks ago

Angus

Hear about the Man United fans climbing the walls at Old Trafford???

Police had to throw them back in!! 🤣🤣

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By *rdimpsMan 18 weeks ago

Hull

A guy I work with left his spurs season ticket on the car seat of his car, some heartless bastard smashed his window, and left theirs.

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By *aven3Man 18 weeks ago

Stoford

"Best football joke is…..

Football "

Yes,must be . Complete waste of time for those easily conned.

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