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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mum will wait until she's shoved a forkful in then start to talk. Really winds me up!
Plus she mixes all her food together. "
Omg the talking thing would annoy me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP... I’m 100% with you on the noisy eaters. It seems to run in my family as my grandmother was noisy and so is my dad. I love/loved them to bits but my god, they need to pack it in with the chewing and slurping! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lack of manners.
Be polite! It costs fuck all!
Say please. Say thank you!
I'm terrible for shouting "you're welcome" at assholes who forget their manners  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mum will wait until she's shoved a forkful in then start to talk. Really winds me up!
Plus she mixes all her food together. "
There's a lady at work who sits on another team and every time I hear her I can tell she not only has a bell in every tooth but a ham sandwich too by the sound of it...its very distracting and instantly gets me annoyed. Thankfully I work from home atm and so I hadn't thought of her until this thread and now I feel I should be annoyed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Desperation....
Ppl talking to my friends and thinking it's ok and that my friends won't tell me....
Ppl thinking it's ok to pet my puppy or pick her up atm during a pandemic.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
Arggg me too!! It makes me so angry! I feel my blood boiling!
It’s disgusting xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No manners
Jehovah witnesses
Work colleagues who stab you in the back
One more thing, grasses, or snitches. They really make my piss boil, I have no time for them."
Oh yeah it would really piss me off if I was a victim of a crime and someone had the audacity to report the criminal. Completely unacceptable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A lack of manners.
Be polite! It costs fuck all!
Say please. Say thank you!
I'm terrible for shouting "you're welcome" at assholes who forget their manners "
OMG I do that all the time! xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging??
Arggg me too!! It makes me so angry! I feel my blood boiling!
It’s disgusting xx"
Just no need for it. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When your on a bus and someone would sit next to you and they smell of stale alcohol and cigarettes ....and it's a long journey  "
I’d get up and move!! Plus no sitting next to you now the joys of social distancing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your on a bus and someone would sit next to you and they smell of stale alcohol and cigarettes ....and it's a long journey
I’d get up and move!! Plus no sitting next to you now the joys of social distancing "
Thankfully that's true , I have some reprieve |
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"No manners
Jehovah witnesses
Work colleagues who stab you in the back
One more thing, grasses, or snitches. They really make my piss boil, I have no time for them."
Yes I'm with you on the work colleagues thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make noises when I eat a pussy. You wouldn't like me
Do you actually eat it though.....?
Like if my life depended on it "
He takes a flask down with him |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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Folk who ask “how is it?” as soon as you take a bit to eat. Your mouth is full, you’re sat there trying to eat your tea in peace and they’re sat there waiting on your reply.
Give it 5 minutes at least! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make noises when I eat a pussy. You wouldn't like me
Do you actually eat it though.....?
Like if my life depended on it "
Do you save the bit bit for last or just eat your way through uniformly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make noises when I eat a pussy. You wouldn't like me
Do you actually eat it though.....?
Like if my life depended on it "
Good lad, I'd forgive you too.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also find bad manners annoying, if I hold a door open for people then all I expect is a polite thanks or smile of gratitude but when I am not met with that I call out 'your welcome' or I say 'you've dropped something....your manners'
I am also a bugger for expecting good customer service and I will make my disappointment known in shops if I dont get it. My daughter hates coming shopping with me when I have my soapbox moments.
Oh this thread is rather cathartic, I feel so much better now for dumping my annoyances in here
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Folk who ask “how is it?” as soon as you take a bit to eat. Your mouth is full, you’re sat there trying to eat your tea in peace and they’re sat there waiting on your reply.
Give it 5 minutes at least!"
Every single time at a restaurant this happens!! |
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I’m with you OP it’s one of those things that make me cringe. I know some people can’t help it, but I struggle to eat or be near someone like it. Add to that crisp packets and I’m running for the hills |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also find bad manners annoying, if I hold a door open for people then all I expect is a polite thanks or smile of gratitude but when I am not met with that I call out 'your welcome' or I say 'you've dropped something....your manners'
I am also a bugger for expecting good customer service and I will make my disappointment known in shops if I dont get it. My daughter hates coming shopping with me when I have my soapbox moments.
Oh this thread is rather cathartic, I feel so much better now for dumping my annoyances in here
Her x"
Sometimes you just gotta get it out! I have only recently become a complainer but it’s done me well got £17 in compensation for a £3 face mask that killed my skin, £20 good Will gesture and refund for a pizza that was burnt, and some free stuff for filling in forms.  |
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"Folk who ask “how is it?” as soon as you take a bit to eat. Your mouth is full, you’re sat there trying to eat your tea in peace and they’re sat there waiting on your reply.
Give it 5 minutes at least!"
Gah my mum does that as well! She cooked me breakfast the other day, I had one mushroom and she asked if it was OK....I just replied it was a very nice mushroom.
She then asked about 10 more times of it was on while I was eating said breakfast.
So needy |
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I love a noisy lip smacking eating sessions. Food tastes so much better. I'm think diving head first into a late night kebab.
Wouldn't do it in polite company, of course.
I hate when you ask someone a question, there's two options of a response, this or a that, and you get a yes or a no as an answer. |
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"Desperation....
Ppl talking to my friends and thinking it's ok and that my friends won't tell me....
Ppl thinking it's ok to pet my puppy or pick her up atm during a pandemic...."
Bet most people wouldnt even consider petting a puppy could be an aid to spreading covid |
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
This!!!
Been known to leave the table because of some noisy eaters |
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"I also find bad manners annoying, if I hold a door open for people then all I expect is a polite thanks or smile of gratitude but when I am not met with that I call out 'your welcome' or I say 'you've dropped something....your manners'
I am also a bugger for expecting good customer service and I will make my disappointment known in shops if I dont get it. My daughter hates coming shopping with me when I have my soapbox moments.
Oh this thread is rather cathartic, I feel so much better now for dumping my annoyances in here
Her x"
I’m with you on those points |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also find bad manners annoying, if I hold a door open for people then all I expect is a polite thanks or smile of gratitude but when I am not met with that I call out 'your welcome' or I say 'you've dropped something....your manners'
I am also a bugger for expecting good customer service and I will make my disappointment known in shops if I dont get it. My daughter hates coming shopping with me when I have my soapbox moments.
Oh this thread is rather cathartic, I feel so much better now for dumping my annoyances in here
Her x
Sometimes you just gotta get it out! I have only recently become a complainer but it’s done me well got £17 in compensation for a £3 face mask that killed my skin, £20 good Will gesture and refund for a pizza that was burnt, and some free stuff for filling in forms. "
Awesome, well done x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
Yep this is real and I suffer with it. I was actually talking to a friend about it today she was proper crunching her mints much to my annoyance. She thought it was hysterical and I was like seriously it's not even funny but she continued to do it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
Omg im with you on this one.
My nephew slaps his chops together and his gob is wide open. I just want to kick him in the nuts  |
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
I have to say cannot stand the phrase "boils my piss" I think it's the extremity of the disdain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lack of manners.
Be polite! It costs fuck all!
Say please. Say thank you!
I'm terrible for shouting "you're welcome" at assholes who forget their manners "
Haha I do this xx |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging??
Yep this is real and I suffer with it. I was actually talking to a friend about it today she was proper crunching her mints much to my annoyance. She thought it was hysterical and I was like seriously it's not even funny but she continued to do it "
Get noise cancelling headphones. If you are hard of hearing get a hearing aid , don’t insist everyone else shouts. Or just get over it |
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
Absolutely this!!! Misphonia is very real, ask one of my workmates who knowingly took the piss doing so and ended up with my dinner over his head while in work in a busy canteen!!!
I go from calm to instant rage if I know it is done on purpose and try to eat alone if I know the people there can't eat like a normal human being.....we are not cows ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging??
Yep this is real and I suffer with it. I was actually talking to a friend about it today she was proper crunching her mints much to my annoyance. She thought it was hysterical and I was like seriously it's not even funny but she continued to do it
Get noise cancelling headphones. If you are hard of hearing get a hearing aid , don’t insist everyone else shouts. Or just get over it"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No manners
Jehovah witnesses
Work colleagues who stab you in the back
One more thing, grasses, or snitches. They really make my piss boil, I have no time for them."
Jehovah witnesses are easy to deal with
tell them that religion is like a penis
Having one it fine but don’t try shoving it down my throat
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging??
Absolutely this!!! Misphonia is very real, ask one of my workmates who knowingly took the piss doing so and ended up with my dinner over his head while in work in a busy canteen!!!
I go from calm to instant rage if I know it is done on purpose and try to eat alone if I know the people there can't eat like a normal human being.....we are not cows ffs! "
Same here calm to angry in 1 second
A fork in the hand helps them to remember to close their mouths |
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I could probably be done for murder, I get so worked up inside over this.
I don't blame the person. I just move away.
My daughter eats with her mouth closed but I can hear her teeth clacking....... I have to talk loudly or go and get something cos I want to punch her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just recently...heavily photoshopped and heavily filtered pics on here especially from people who others look up to. I don't know why it irritates me but it does. Even worse when it's done really badly.
Phew... I feel better now |
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
Why in the blue hell would someone be noisy while eating in the 1st place animals don't even make noises while there eating |
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Now now Swing, don't go pissing on people's kinks "
I'm imagining an overheated lamp post, watersports, and a Dom(me) playing Health and Safety.
You do you etc |
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"No manners
Jehovah witnesses
Work colleagues who stab you in the back
One more thing, grasses, or snitches. They really make my piss boil, I have no time for them.
Jehovah witnesses are easy to deal with
tell them that religion is like a penis
Having one it fine but don’t try shoving it down my throat
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I am with you on the noisy eaters as well as people who talk when they have food in their mouths. I have walked out of the staff room at work because of it. Also when people help themselves to food off your plate without asking, ruuuuuuuuude!!! |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
My misophonia is so bad I can't have a clock in the house at all.
And there are times the noise of myself eating means I have to stop. |
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People in cafes talking loud when I want peace and quiet and that coffee thing the staff keep banging when making coffee....shut the f**k up! I was in a cafe today, found a quiet corner until a dick arrived to meet his wife and boy was he loud! Do I really wish to know he just bought a Gazebo?
Also family who ring at the wrong time. Like when I’m having my tea or watching a favourite programme....go away!
Think I’ll become a recluse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
Jesus don't get me started....open mouth chewing is the worst! |
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"When your on a bus and someone would sit next to you and they smell of stale alcohol and cigarettes ....and it's a long journey "
People on buses “ on their Mobil phone “ the entire Journey.
Talking at the top of their voice so every other person on the bus can hear them, that really does make my piss boil. |
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"I am with you on the noisy eaters as well as people who talk when they have food in their mouths. I have walked out of the staff room at work because of it. Also when people help themselves to food off your plate without asking, ruuuuuuuuude!!!"
Ever seen a dog or cat react when another animal tries to take their food. |
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Absolutely right. Then claim to get it right 95 per cent of the time . How do they do its easy could be showers with suns_ine bit windy with a chance of frost this evening possible snow on higher ground and outside chance of a hurricane. That should cover all bases.job done 95per cent right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
I think you have eating aggressive disorder by the sounds of it ! My advice is just go ahead and punch him !
He might think twice about chewing food around you again ! |
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My hubby and I have misophonia and the sound of someone eating makes him feel irrational rage, he can't bear it. With me, it's repetitive tapping, ticking or clicking that distresses me. No clocks in our house. Mine may not actually be miso, just an autism thing, but clocks make me want to tear my hair out. Hubby is only ok with people eating if he is at the same time, I try not to munch when the room is quiet. |
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In addition to all the lovely people above...
Hate, hate, hate, people eating with their mouth open but even more so when they proceed to noisily suck their fingers clean, especially after eating crisps or suchlike... Just wash you hands..!!!
Bad manners. Will happily confront people, much to Becky’s embarrassment..
Oh and bad grammar..! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who have to do things better than you do, for example if I went on holiday to a certain place and the annoying person saying they’ve been there more times than me, or if I do an activity and the annoying person says they’ve done it better or loads more than me, basically some know it all that likes to show off, for me they can just fuck off!!!
People with no manners
People that don’t appreciate the things you do for them
People who talk through films!! Grrrr so annoying!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In addition to all the lovely people above...
Hate, hate, hate, people eating with their mouth open but even more so when they proceed to noisily suck their fingers clean, especially after eating crisps or suchlike... Just wash you hands..!!!
Bad manners. Will happily confront people, much to Becky’s embarrassment..
Oh and bad grammar..!"
My grammar is atrocious!
But anybody sucks there fingers around me ! Yeah there’s going to be problems I think that’s absolutely disgusting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
Similar to this is, when someone eats soup, but does this circular breathing type thing while slurping away! Definitely boils ma piss, could just mush their face into the bowl. But worst thing for me is when people leave milk out and it goes off, but only realise when lumpy bits pour into my morning coffee |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I am with you on the noisy eaters as well as people who talk when they have food in their mouths. I have walked out of the staff room at work because of it. Also when people help themselves to food off your plate without asking, ruuuuuuuuude!!!
Ever seen a dog or cat react when another animal tries to take their food. "
Yes....thats me! I nearly put my fork through someone's hand once  |
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Software updates that clandestinely change the user's personal settings. I had everything set up that way for a reason, and the developers can fuck off if they think they know how I want to use my mac_ine better than I do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who think they 'own' certain threads, get off your pedestals
'awww no you can't start that thread, blah blah always does that thread'
Bollox,I'll start whatever thread I like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am with you on the noisy eaters as well as people who talk when they have food in their mouths. I have walked out of the staff room at work because of it. Also when people help themselves to food off your plate without asking, ruuuuuuuuude!!!
Ever seen a dog or cat react when another animal tries to take their food.
Yes....thats me! I nearly put my fork through someone's hand once "
Even worse if they order a starter or salad.
That's a stabbing with a fork offence all day long.
That and double dipping.Gaaaaah!
There's a reason I won't go near sharing finger food plates.
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
It’s sooooo nice to hear someone use the word Misophonia 
It’s a horrid thing to suffer with! It’s like fingernails down a blackboard to normal people. Goosebumps, hairs on the back of the neck stand up, full on rage sometimes, just because someone is making a noise I think is unnecessary. Makes me feel like a right arrogant twat, I probably sound like one too, but honestly, it’s some kind of uncontrollable reaction... Heavy breathing, talking with a blocked nose, chewing, gulping, slurping. Also wind chimes
Interestingly though, I noticed over the last few years that the last two people who I’ve had real feelings for have been able to get away with making as much noise as they wanted, so it’s all got to be in my head!! Oh, and it’s worse when I’m tired... |
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"Noisy bloody eaters with no manners! There’s just no need. My brother in law is the worst for it. Makes me want to punch him in the face honestly.
Yes misophonia is real lol.
Anyone else with me? What makes you pure raging?? "
My Brother in Law ... not only chews with his mouth open making lip smacking and slurping noises, he has now also added mmmmmmm noises to every chew while slowly nodding his FUCKING head .... and even worse .... MY SISTER NOW DOES THE FUCKING SAME
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By *ljamMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Bad pavement etiquette really fucks me off. Anything from three people taking up the entire breadth of the pavement, to people who queue across the pavement at a cash mac_ine, rather than along the pavement. So fucking stupid. |
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