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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The spider began to realise she was a little bit strange. Who ever heard of a spider with massive tits and a dick?"
However, the money from the freak show kept her in designer clobber. |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The spider began to realise she was a little bit strange. Who ever heard of a spider with massive tits and a dick?"
But then the spider turned into a man a magic man with powers so... |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Honestly he said you can trust me! 
But then he
Took his finger, and...
And put it in my ear"
Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!' |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Honestly he said you can trust me!
But then he
Took his finger, and...
And put it in my ear
Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!' "
And clean your bum... |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Honestly he said you can trust me!
But then he
Took his finger, and...
And put it in my ear
Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!'
And clean your bum..."
With Bubblegum |
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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago
East Anglia |
"Honestly he said you can trust me!
But then he
Took his finger, and...
And put it in my ear
Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!'
And clean your bum...
With Bubblegum "
But don’t swallow it |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Honestly he said you can trust me!
But then he
Took his finger, and...
And put it in my ear
Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!'
And clean your bum...
With Bubblegum
But don’t swallow it"
Wash the bubble gum away get out of the bath drink some lemonade then run to... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly he said you can trust me!
But then he
Took his finger, and...
And put it in my ear
Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!'
And clean your bum...
With Bubblegum
But don’t swallow it
Wash the bubble gum away get out of the bath drink some lemonade then run to..."
The Range,, where you can then start to buy all the Xmas decorations  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Gobstoppers "
ball gags |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD "
Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD
Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both..."
swapped clothes |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD
Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes"
And sucked eachother off but then
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD
Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes
And sucked eachother off but then
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That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name |
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"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD
Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes
And sucked eachother off but then
That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name "
Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge  |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD
Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes
And sucked eachother off but then
That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name
Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge "
Tom ran fast he ran and ran and
..
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"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD
Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes
And sucked eachother off but then
That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name
Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge
Tom ran fast he ran and ran and
..
"
His name was Forrest Gump |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD
Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes
And sucked eachother off but then
That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name
Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge
Tom ran fast he ran and ran and
..
His name was Forrest Gump"
No its Tom |
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"The he went that way with a trolley..
On a Boeing 747
To Italy
With one stick of spaghetti
That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...
Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD
Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes
And sucked eachother off but then
That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name
Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge
Tom ran fast he ran and ran and
..
His name was Forrest Gump
No its Tom"
Tom Gump ran and jumped on the number 36 bus into town |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Ahh that’s what the last purple kangaroo said to me
The kangaroo turned pink then
Well they are overgrown rabbits and they come in pink , purple , any colour you like  "
 gold and red |
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"Ahh that’s what the last purple kangaroo said to me
The kangaroo turned pink then
Well they are overgrown rabbits and they come in pink , purple , any colour you like
gold and red"
Reminds me of my other half’s favourite lingerie and corset set |
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"Ahh that’s what the last purple kangaroo said to me
The kangaroo turned pink then
Well they are overgrown rabbits and they come in pink , purple , any colour you like
gold and red
Reminds me of my other half’s favourite lingerie and corset set "
The one with the stain on the back  |
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