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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...So, you get caught short and have to use public loos.
Do you walk with dignity into the stalls and do what you have to do as quietly as possible?
Run into the bogs like a pack of animals are chasing you and then unleash a whirlwind of unsavoury sounds accompanied with slogans such as "sew a button on that fucker!, Christ it tasted better going down!"?
Wait until you get home?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wait till home...... the very thought of the other, sends shivers down my spine.
public toilets for me are for cock watching not toileting  "
Is that similar to bird watching?
Do you have to dress up like Bill Oddie with binoculars and cammo gear on?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a massive problem with crapping in public loo's. Ihate the thought of people hearing my splashes and farts etc. Lol
I always have to put loads of toilet roll down first!
(I'm literally talking shit here, who'd have thunk it?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can go in a public loo but line the seat with paper as hovering means I can't go, I wait for another to flush before allowing anything out sonthe noise covers what I'm doing then a squirt of perfum to mask any odours!!
I have a dread of being desperate for a poop when I have a meet, at mine not so bad as can escape downstairs but imagine if u were directed to an en suite to do a dump I think I would die!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate having to use them, not because I get embarrassed (we all shit after all) I just hate the idea of it having Christ knows how many other folks arses on it before mine. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So if we hear someone singing 'I'm just a rough diamond...' In a cubicle we know they're crimping off a length
I went in a cubicle the other day and I'd dropped my trousers some cheeky sod started taking photos, there was only a curtain instead of a door and no loo roll 
When I came out there were some photos of my thrutching face!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If and when I need to use a public lav, say in a mall where I know I may be for sometime, I'll take some anti-bacterial liquid and clean the seat.
No way in hell do I touch anything without making sure its clean. Dont know whats on it. |
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
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Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet  |
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"Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet "
hahah!!!
i dont get people who cant use public loo's
if i have to go i have to go.....but will do a courtesy flush to save others blushes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And another thing! why is it that womans toilets in any establishment are 100 times more disgusting at the end of a night than the mens?? what the fuck do you people get up to in there? "
I think It's the other way round |
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"And another thing! why is it that womans toilets in any establishment are 100 times more disgusting at the end of a night than the mens?? what the fuck do you people get up to in there?
I think It's the other way round"
its not, i went out in milton keynes the other weekend and there was a gang of giggly girls in the loos....by the time they had left the place was trashed...loo roll every where, rubbish all over the place  |
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
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"And another thing! why is it that womans toilets in any establishment are 100 times more disgusting at the end of a night than the mens?? what the fuck do you people get up to in there?
I think It's the other way round"
I have worked in door security in my youth over many years and in many establishments and I can assure you when checking both the womans and gents toilets at the end of shifts the womans were always pure cess pits. more often than not they managed to miss the toilet altogether |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...So, you get caught short and have to use public loos.
Do you walk with dignity into the stalls and do what you have to do as quietly as possible?
Run into the bogs like a pack of animals are chasing you and then unleash a whirlwind of unsavoury sounds accompanied with slogans such as "sew a button on that fucker!, Christ it tasted better going down!"?
Wait until you get home?
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I am not too keen on the options can we shit in the woods like bears do? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
My sister has a mild form of shy bladder syndrome (paruresis) and really struggles to use a loo when others are present - if she's in one of our houses, she makes sure she's got the loo to herself and we all know not to head that way till she comes out - she can be a nightmare at festivals!
Me - as I get older, when I gotta go, I gotta go....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...So, you get caught short and have to use public loos.
Do you walk with dignity into the stalls and do what you have to do as quietly as possible?
Run into the bogs like a pack of animals are chasing you and then unleash a whirlwind of unsavoury sounds accompanied with slogans such as "sew a button on that fucker!, Christ it tasted better going down!"?
Wait until you get home?
I am not too keen on the options can we shit in the woods like bears do? "
If a bear shits in the woods and theres nobody there to see it, does it still stink and can anyone hear the bear??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet
hahah!!!
i dont get people who cant use public loo's
if i have to go i have to go.....but will do a courtesy flush to save others blushes "
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As a kid I was terminally shy and for this reason alone I would not use a public loo unless I absolutely had too.
Then one day at school I was so busting for a piss I had to go. Stood at the trough with my willy pointing at the porcelain being as brave as brave could be with an absolutely bursting bladder I just couldn't pee!!! Thing is, there were a few other lads in the loo at the time! I tried and tried but it wasn't happening, so I tucked willy back in my trousers and slithered away. Had to wait an hour for lunch time and RUN home!!!
Thinking to myself 'what must those other lads have thought' (real world I say now they never noticed me) this set up a fear of using a public loo even for just a pee that stayed with me well into adult hood
As for taking a dump in a public loo or at work!!! I'd sooner weld my arsehole shut with a red hot poker |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet
hahah!!!
i dont get people who cant use public loo's
if i have to go i have to go.....but will do a courtesy flush to save others blushes "
does it not splash your butt? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wait till home...... the very thought of the other, sends shivers down my spine.
public toilets for me are for cock watching not toileting "
ugh... thats one thing ive never been able to get my head round is guys using public toilets for cock sucking when most toilets reek of stale piss |
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"Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet
hahah!!!
i dont get people who cant use public loo's
if i have to go i have to go.....but will do a courtesy flush to save others blushes
does it not splash your butt?"
I like it, pretend I'm posh and have a bidee  |
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