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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please  |
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please "
Nah, I like the cut of her jib |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please "
That’s pure evil...
In retaliation you should button up every blouse she owns, tie all her shoe laces and separate all pairs of socks into singles and mix them up in the drawer |
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please "
I think she should sew them up |
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please
I think she should sew them up "
Cling film on the toilet seat cures that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please
I think she should sew them up "
Haha I might just do that DC 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please
That’s pure evil...
In retaliation you should button up every blouse she owns, tie all her shoe laces and separate all pairs of socks into singles and mix them up in the drawer"
I like your thinking. Mixing up her socks is perfect - even better if one is inside out.
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please
I think she should sew them up
Haha I might just do that DC
Her x"
I’ve down and idea! Watch out Mr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please "
I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod
You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up
I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all 
Her x |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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OP. Careful!
She could do worse. Years ago I knew a Couple both of whom worked in Aviation, he was a Senior Airline Captain, she was a Senior Stewardess, both meeting on long haul flights.
They had a big falling out and she walked out on him. He didn't know if her revenge till that same day, he was getting ready for his next long haul flight, but found out when getting dressed, she had seen up all his uniform trousers inside at the knees, and jacket sleeves at the elbows. He was late for work, having had to unpick all the stitching!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bra's done up through knickers in a tangled mess should also get a mention but Vics up the bum ... Figging is a little harsh for light mischief though perhaps worth keeping in mind for future misdemeanours 
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please
I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod
You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up
I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all
Her x"
Vick up the bum  |
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please
That’s pure evil...
In retaliation you should button up every blouse she owns, tie all her shoe laces and separate all pairs of socks into singles and mix them up in the drawer"
Remind me never to mess with you   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please
I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod
You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up
I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all
Her x"
Superglue his japseye shut while he is asleep. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please
I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod
You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up
I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all
Her x"
What are you doing up? This is a private convo that has nothing to do with you  
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"OP. Careful!
She could do worse. Years ago I knew a Couple both of whom worked in Aviation, he was a Senior Airline Captain, she was a Senior Stewardess, both meeting on long haul flights.
They had a big falling out and she walked out on him. He didn't know if her revenge till that same day, he was getting ready for his next long haul flight, but found out when getting dressed, she had seen up all his uniform trousers inside at the knees, and jacket sleeves at the elbows. He was late for work, having had to unpick all the stitching! "
She must have been really pissed off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...my girlfriend? She keeps doing up the button flap on the pockets of my works trousers so I can't put phone/wallet/keys away. She thinks it's funny and this has now been going on for months.
Be inventive please
I have just noticed this thread you cheeky sod
You have failed to mention to the lovely forum peeps how you rearrange things in the house to wind me up
I will now seek additional ideas for myself, please post suggestions here for me .... thank you all
Her x
What are you doing up? This is a private convo that has nothing to do with you
Xxx"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" just get rid of her, or is that just too obvious!"
Meh, she's kinda cute and a bloody good shag. That's too much like cutting off my nose to spite my face. |
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