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What’s your elf name?

By *ilentnoise OP Man over a year ago

Belfast

Simply find the first letter of your first name and match that up with your birth month to discover your true elf identity.

1. The first letter of your name

A: Rusty, B: Shitty, C: Dusty, D: Arsey, E: Pissy, F: Spunky, G: Fishy, H: Musty, I: Skanky, J: STI Ridden, K: Skiddy, L: Hairy, M: Fousty, N: Saggy, O: Pubic, P: Mouldy, Q: Flimsy, R: Floppy, S: Psycho, T: Droppy, U: Soggy, V: Geriatric, W: Cheesy, X: Dead, Y: Flea-Infested, Z: Crappy

2. The month you were born

Jan: Fuck Trumpet

Feb: Knobflake

Mar: Wet Pants

Apr: Ballskin

May: Fab-Slut

Jun: Dick Face

Jul: Jizz Pocket

Aug: Spunk Bucket

Sep: Flat Tits

Oct: Fuck-Stick

Nov: Fore-Play

Dec: Cock-Pitt

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By *ilentnoise OP Man over a year ago

Belfast

STI Ridden Ballskin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Psycho Fore-Play

...strangely apt..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hairy Dickface.. accurate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

STIridden fab slut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fishy Fab-Slut

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Psycho flat tits

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Phsycho cock pit!!!

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Am indeed a Fab-slut!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Skanky fuck stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hairy Fuck Trumpet. I'm not mad...

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Fousty fuck stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Skanky fuck stick"

Heard of Elf on a Shelf.

Now 2020 edition Skanky Fuck Stick on a Di...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

STI Ridden Wet Pants Jamie Hants

I like that. It’s catchy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saggy fuck stick

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Skanky fuck stick"

Hey! Howcome you get a fuck stick yet I get a cock pit?

Thats so not true at all

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Floppy Ballskin. FML

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Floppy Flat Tits. How rude!!! Neither flat nor floppy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arsey Jizz Pocket!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arsey Fuck Trumpet

I’ve been called worse, so happy with that

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Floppy Flat Tits. How rude!!! Neither flat nor floppy

And if I use my real name - Geriatric Flat tits

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Arsey Jizz Pocket!!!

Always handy to find when there are no tissues to hand

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

skiddy wetpants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saggy fuck trumpet loool

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Psycho Fuck Trumpet

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By *adMerWoman over a year ago

Sandwich

Pissy Fab-slut

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Arsey Spunk bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Skanky fuck stick

Hey! Howcome you get a fuck stick yet I get a cock pit?

Thats so not true at all

Are you sure, are you REALLY sure, because my memory is telling me you have been a rubber cock pit a few times

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By *ab jamesMan over a year ago

ribble valley

Geriatric knobflake here

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By *urvywomanWoman over a year ago

New Longton

Musty cockpit

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By *ab jamesMan over a year ago

ribble valley

"Musty cockpit

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Hairy Fuck Trumpet

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Skanky fuck stick

Hey! Howcome you get a fuck stick yet I get a cock pit?

Thats so not true at all

Are you sure, are you REALLY sure, because my memory is telling me you have been a rubber cock pit a few times"

Yeah alright PEGGY! wind your neck in then

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By *urvywomanWoman over a year ago

New Longton

"Geriatric knobflake here

I can certainly say you are neither of those - you are a gorgeous sexy lover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dusty Jizz Pocket

Her x

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By *urvywomanWoman over a year ago

New Longton

"Musty cockpit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Skanky fuck stick

Hey! Howcome you get a fuck stick yet I get a cock pit?

Thats so not true at all

Are you sure, are you REALLY sure, because my memory is telling me you have been a rubber cock pit a few times

Yeah alright PEGGY! wind your neck in then

GET OUT MA PUB

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Oh dear i am Hairy Knobflake.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Skanky fuck stick

Hey! Howcome you get a fuck stick yet I get a cock pit?

Thats so not true at all

Are you sure, are you REALLY sure, because my memory is telling me you have been a rubber cock pit a few times

Yeah alright PEGGY! wind your neck in then

GET OUT MA PUB"

Are you and your strap on gonna throw me out

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By *ike OxmallMan over a year ago

Elderslie

Fousty Wet Pants

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Sti ridden jiz pocket x

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By *FTGMan over a year ago

Brackley

STI Dick face... haha!! ... true thou..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hairy Fuck Trumpet

Jinx, now buy me a

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

[Removed by poster at 05/12/20 22:03:10]

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

Mr ElfieBraces

my pictures

Or floppy dick stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dusty jizz pocket sounds rite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saggy flat tits

Totally wrong

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By *xTwo4FunTimesxXCouple over a year ago

chester

Saggy Fuck trumpet...... sounds about right!

MrTwo

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Shanky spunk bucket

Think it really suits me

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By *awandBareWoman over a year ago

Oxford

Dusty Spunk Bucket. Accurate.

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By *all me FlikWoman over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Spunky jizz pocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mouldy wet pants

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

Fousty fuck stick

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Floppy spunk bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Psycho Fore Play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fousty Fore-Play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

arsey spunk bucket.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mouldy Jizz Bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sandro

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

Rusty Wet-Pants and Shitty Dick-Face reporting for duty..!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fousty fab-slut on call

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By *irsty bTV/TS over a year ago

blackpool

Skiddy spunkbucket

I wish lol

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By *arriLadMan over a year ago

North West

STI Fuck-Stick

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan over a year ago

edinburgh

Droopy ballskin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Psycho Knobflake

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman over a year ago

Bangor

Pyscho jizz pocket.. Eerily that's about right!

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