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over a year ago
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"that i dont have one.
im ultimatly flexible and can be shaped to your needs
How flexible? Can you do the splits?  "
depends how low you expect me to get |
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"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice).
Sold!
Bring the biscuits
I'll grab my custard creams
Better make it two packets. 
2 packets & a cheeky pack of shortbread fingers, just in case "
I have cake if we run out |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m unique. 
The world couldn't cope with the amount of sexy if there were more than one of you 
I was hoping you could cope with me twice though "
I can more than cope with your twice. And cope with you more than twice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will put out for food
That's screwed my unique selling point now.  "
Shit. If that was your USP, it means it’s not really that U to me!
I need a new one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a bald, hairy, married, cheating, narcissistic, mythomaniacal, coitophobic,, indiscreet, fake, ungenuine, unprofessional, creepy, patronisingly sycophantic sesquipedalian.
Think that about covers it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a bald, hairy, married, cheating, narcissistic, mythomaniacal, coitophobic,, indiscreet, fake, ungenuine, unprofessional, creepy, patronisingly sycophantic sesquipedalian.
Think that about covers it."
Will you marry me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a bald, hairy, married, cheating, narcissistic, mythomaniacal, coitophobic,, indiscreet, fake, ungenuine, unprofessional, creepy, patronisingly sycophantic sesquipedalian.
Think that about covers it.
Will you marry me "
I can do bigamy too |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I orgasm constantly - around 20 times per minute. Feels bloody marvellous! Damn I miss sex! 
Id have to take my socks off to count that high. 
Well guys fucking in socks is a no no anyway!  "
Well i better make sure you reach more than 10. Lol |
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"I have no illusions about my shortcomings.
Ha! ‘Short’ comings 
Calling them "longcomings" has rather different resonances. "
Apparently a lot of men pay good money for long comings. In the form of a little blue pill, I believe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really wouldnt know.
But I routinely discount myself and I'm overly hard on myself.
Maybe that I'm genuinely nice to people and have a pretty good sense of humour |
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