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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've just been messaged by a man who in his gallery had a picture of his penis on top of a nectar card.

And last week I saw one posed next to a fruit shoot bottle.

Are we moving away from the classic sky remote? What else are men using?

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Just seen one with a red bull can...

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Sky remotes are getting smaller so aren't a good yardstick

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By *amelhunterMan  over a year ago

newcastle

i use mini mars bars, makes me look huge

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By *uriouscouple83Couple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Sky remotes are getting smaller so aren't a good yardstick

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I find a yardstick makes a good yardstick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ive seen one next to a mars bar recently.

bold move.

made me fancy a mars bar instead of penis.. which is a rare event. Px

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive seen one next to a mars bar recently.

bold move.

made me fancy a mars bar instead of penis.. which is a rare event. Px "

I do mine next to a snacksize lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw one next to a miniature travel deodorant can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been messaged by a man who in his gallery had a picture of his penis on top of a nectar card.

And last week I saw one posed next to a fruit shoot bottle.

Are we moving away from the classic sky remote? What else are men using? "

Did you press your red button?

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By *ewrocksWoman  over a year ago

button moon


"Just seen one with a red bull can..."

This seems to be popular, but redpoll comes in varying sized cans!

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve found fruit makes a good penis substitute.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been messaged by a man who in his gallery had a picture of his penis on top of a nectar card.

And last week I saw one posed next to a fruit shoot bottle.

Are we moving away from the classic sky remote? What else are men using? "

Fruit shoot!!!

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By *host63Man  over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Why bother measuring it..if the damn thing works and yiu get no complaints it means your just fine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saw one next to a can of Monster and he wasn't lying. That thing was a Monster!!!

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By *oom Bang a BangMan  over a year ago

Watford

I went with the Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sky remote has definitely gone out of fashion, there needs to be a new standard of comparison hahaha

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I've just been messaged by a man who in his gallery had a picture of his penis on top of a nectar card.

And last week I saw one posed next to a fruit shoot bottle.

Are we moving away from the classic sky remote? What else are men using?

Did you press your red button? "

Does it offer extra services if I do?

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"ive seen one next to a mars bar recently.

bold move.

made me fancy a mars bar instead of penis.. which is a rare event. Px "

Mars bars are getting tiny anyway. Normal size is like a mini. Not that it fills me with rage or anything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I might put mine against a tooth pick and claim it's a tree branch.

Think anyone will cotton on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been messaged by a man who in his gallery had a picture of his penis on top of a nectar card.

And last week I saw one posed next to a fruit shoot bottle.

Are we moving away from the classic sky remote? What else are men using?

Did you press your red button?

Does it offer extra services if I do? "

You get access to premium features.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire

I saw one with a spice jar

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I saw one with a spice jar "

Hot...

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Sky remotes are getting smaller so aren't a good yardstick

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Yardstick would be a bit big

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire


"I saw one with a spice jar

Hot..."

Smokin

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Whatever happened to the good old "banana for scale" when wanting to make a point about sizes and scale of things on the internet

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Pumpkins apparently

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By *innocentMan  over a year ago

Littlehampton

Mine looks like Gonzo's nose when it's hanging over the sink.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id like to see mine next to a womans smile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put mine next to one of those pens you get at the betting shop.

Very happy with the result.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been taking some next to a Nokia 8210 but still not very flattering

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I put mine next to one of those pens you get at the betting shop.

Very happy with the result."

I've never been in a betting shop. Are they on a par with the ones you get in Argos?

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I put mine next to one of those pens you get at the betting shop.

Very happy with the result.

I've never been in a betting shop. Are they on a par with the ones you get in Argos?"

That's the ones.

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By *houlders McFOXMan  over a year ago

Discovering

What about the little pencils you get from ikea

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By *he_Last_TitanMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"I've just been messaged by a man who in his gallery had a picture of his penis on top of a nectar card.

And last week I saw one posed next to a fruit shoot bottle.

Are we moving away from the classic sky remote? What else are men using? "

Nothing

Never measured it

Never will

And certainly will never lay it next to a sky remote or nectar card (don’t shop at Sainsbury’s anyway ha).

M

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bought a C3PO and an R2D2 themed remotes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I use a postage stamp

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By *good-being-badMan  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

My girlfriend caught me measuring my penis... she says she's breaking up with me.!!.

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For the record...

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It reaches the back of her sisters throat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Pringles tube was popular for a while.

I used to pose with my cock out beside a ruler but Kim jong-un's security put a stop to that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I use my Tesco Clubcard ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tried using a washing powder tub… but it vanished

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood


"Can I use my Tesco Clubcard ?"

Depends where your going to swipe it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I'd rather a clubcard than flopped over the toilet bowl

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire


"Can I use my Tesco Clubcard ?"

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put mine next to one of those pens you get at the betting shop.

Very happy with the result."

Always go for the Mecca dabber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tried using a washing powder tub… but it vanished"

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By *rafficvanMan  over a year ago

Middletown


"I've just been messaged by a man who in his gallery had a picture of his penis on top of a nectar card.

And last week I saw one posed next to a fruit shoot bottle.

Are we moving away from the classic sky remote? What else are men using? "

.... Well mine a shot glass ha ha haaa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw one next to a can of Monster and he wasn't lying. That thing was a Monster!!! "

I once many moons ago jumped on the band wagon with a Carling can

Doughnut

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

The sky q remote is smaller

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