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What do you ladies like a penis to look like? Size, length, girth, circumcised or not?
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
So, OP, I'm curious.
Why is it good for guys to hear what women like when it comes to the appearance of a cock?
For one thing, there is next to nothing you can actually do to change what you've got. Certainly nothing that I know of (except maybe surgery).
And for another, women like different things. So you won't get a straight answer.... because there isn't one.
I am genuinely bemused by this question. And always am bemused by it. So if you could help me out I'd appreciate it.
Oh, and the answer, for me, is that it entirely depends on the man it is attached to. What the cock is like is actually not as important as him not being a cock. |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"So, OP, I'm curious.
Why is it good for guys to hear what women like when it comes to the appearance of a cock?
For one thing, there is next to nothing you can actually do to change what you've got. Certainly nothing that I know of (except maybe surgery).
And for another, women like different things. So you won't get a straight answer.... because there isn't one.
I am genuinely bemused by this question. And always am bemused by it. So if you could help me out I'd appreciate it.
Oh, and the answer, for me, is that it entirely depends on the man it is attached to. What the cock is like is actually not as important as him not being a cock."
That was Posh btw....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you lined up all the willies I’ve ever seen I wouldn’t be able to identify any of them for any reason. So I guess by that I have zero preference or ability to rate them in any way.  "
In jars with formaldehyde?! |
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"If you lined up all the willies I’ve ever seen I wouldn’t be able to identify any of them for any reason. So I guess by that I have zero preference or ability to rate them in any way.
In jars with formaldehyde?!"
Shhhhhh don’t spill Rose!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you lined up all the willies I’ve ever seen I wouldn’t be able to identify any of them for any reason. So I guess by that I have zero preference or ability to rate them in any way.
In jars with formaldehyde?!
Shhhhhh don’t spill Rose!!!! "
The jars? I would never.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women always say ‘size doesn’t matter’ but I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve been chatting to a woman who I’ve met on a vanilla dating app and we’re getting on really well then at some point the conversation gets a bit more sexual and I mention that I have a smaller than average penis (it’s always in context with the conversation, I don’t just say it randomly) and I tell her how small it is and she loses interest very quickly after that. She doesn’t just stop talking to me straight away but her interest clearly wains and she starts taking longer to reply until she stops replying altogether. |
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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago
High Wycombe |
"If it looked like Brad Pitt, that would be great
Can willies look like Brad Pitt? Or do you mean your willy looking like Brad's willy? Or do you mean Brad looks like a willy? So much confusion "
Can Willie's look like Brad Pitt? I don't know, but that wasn't the question  |
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"If it looked like Brad Pitt, that would be great
Can willies look like Brad Pitt? Or do you mean your willy looking like Brad's willy? Or do you mean Brad looks like a willy? So much confusion
Can Willie's look like Brad Pitt? I don't know, but that wasn't the question "
You said if "it" looked like Brad Pitt. What's it?! Your willy?! Hence my plethora of questions and stream of consciousness |
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"Let's have your opinions ladies... it's good for us blokes to hear what you actually like? "
Is it really good to hear? You have a penis and as long as it works and hits the right spot I think most are happy |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I dress mine up in a tombola hat and attach googly eyes to him, the ladies love it!
Oh - I remember that thread!
Think mine is still doing the rounds somewhere "
Sorry about that 
(Not sorry  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you lined up all the willies I’ve ever seen I wouldn’t be able to identify any of them for any reason. So I guess by that I have zero preference or ability to rate them in any way.
In jars with formaldehyde?!"
Like those Bratwurst you can buy in jars? |
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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago
High Wycombe |
"If it looked like Brad Pitt, that would be great
Can willies look like Brad Pitt? Or do you mean your willy looking like Brad's willy? Or do you mean Brad looks like a willy? So much confusion
Can Willie's look like Brad Pitt? I don't know, but that wasn't the question
You said if "it" looked like Brad Pitt. What's it?! Your willy?! Hence my plethora of questions and stream of consciousness "
Then yup, the Willy. Good shaft and then instead of a bulging head, it's a grinning Brad Pitt |
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"So, OP, I'm curious.
Why is it good for guys to hear what women like when it comes to the appearance of a cock?
For one thing, there is next to nothing you can actually do to change what you've got. Certainly nothing that I know of (except maybe surgery).
And for another, women like different things. So you won't get a straight answer.... because there isn't one.
I am genuinely bemused by this question. And always am bemused by it. So if you could help me out I'd appreciate it.
Oh, and the answer, for me, is that it entirely depends on the man it is attached to. What the cock is like is actually not as important as him not being a cock."
This.
Since all penises vary, and all the answers will vary, you’ll basically just see lots of answers that aren’t what you have and feel deflated.
It’s the same with the “which women like tall guys” thread. We all know you mostly love 6ft+. Average height is 5’9, so it’s only gonna deflate the majority and inflate the minority
What did you really wanna get out of this thread OP? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you lined up all the willies I’ve ever seen I wouldn’t be able to identify any of them for any reason. So I guess by that I have zero preference or ability to rate them in any way.
In jars with formaldehyde?!
Like those Bratwurst you can buy in jars? "
You think they are bratwurst |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, OP, I'm curious.
Why is it good for guys to hear what women like when it comes to the appearance of a cock?
For one thing, there is next to nothing you can actually do to change what you've got. Certainly nothing that I know of (except maybe surgery).
And for another, women like different things. So you won't get a straight answer.... because there isn't one.
I am genuinely bemused by this question. And always am bemused by it. So if you could help me out I'd appreciate it.
Oh, and the answer, for me, is that it entirely depends on the man it is attached to. What the cock is like is actually not as important as him not being a cock.
This.
Since all penises vary, and all the answers will vary, you’ll basically just see lots of answers that aren’t what you have and feel deflated.
It’s the same with the “which women like tall guys” thread. We all know you mostly love 6ft+. Average height is 5’9, so it’s only gonna deflate the majority and inflate the minority
What did you really wanna get out of this thread OP?"
This is also good  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"If you lined up all the willies I’ve ever seen I wouldn’t be able to identify any of them for any reason. So I guess by that I have zero preference or ability to rate them in any way.
In jars with formaldehyde?!
Shhhhhh don’t spill Rose!!!!
The jars? I would never. "
Scwartz spice jars perchance? |
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