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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So..... we have all heard that said (or read it.... cos if you hadn't before you have now

)

How brave have you been? What's the weirdest thing you've used as a sex toy?

And guys who don't use dildos, what's the weirdest thing you've used as a wanking aid?

*research commissioned by Sydney Uni

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Advent candle

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By *kiguy1234Man over a year ago

Newport

Have used a selection of fruit and veg ..but we all have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used a cucumber straight from the fridge once, felt like I had frostbite up there

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"So..... we have all heard that said (or read it.... cos if you hadn't before you have now

)

How brave have you been? What's the weirdest thing you've used as a sex toy?

And guys who don't use dildos, what's the weirdest thing you've used as a wanking aid?

*research commissioned by Sydney Uni

Hang on a minute, isn’t it a rule of thumb that the OP has to start by telling us theirs!

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Advent candle"

I read that as advent calendar!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Advent candle"

What date did you get to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watermelon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have used a selection of fruit and veg ..but we all have "

I haven't!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Used a cucumber straight from the fridge once, felt like I had frostbite up there

You're braver than me you nutter

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So..... we have all heard that said (or read it.... cos if you hadn't before you have now

)

How brave have you been? What's the weirdest thing you've used as a sex toy?

And guys who don't use dildos, what's the weirdest thing you've used as a wanking aid?

*research commissioned by Sydney Uni

Hang on a minute, isn’t it a rule of thumb that the OP has to start by telling us theirs!

Um....

New phone.... who dis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I spend far to much money on sex toys so I'm just going to browse here for some cheaper options.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Advent candle

I read that as advent calendar!

Took me a few moments too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Watermelon

D."

Please, please tell me you later served it at a party.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I spend far to much money on sex toys so I'm just going to browse here for some cheaper options. "

That couldn't possibly be my evil plan. Obviously. Not at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Advent candle

What date did you get to?"

About the 8th, never got to the day the big man cums lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god, this reminds me of the meme where the girl is staring intently at a cactus with “AMBER NO!” captioned on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So this is what happens with all those sky remotes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Advent candle

I read that as advent calendar!

That would be weird lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've used bottles and a knobbly slim vase on a playmate

Also used a squirty cream tin

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

The strangest but oddly most satisfying…a string of beads that wrap around the Christmas tree.

Get them all up there somehow, and Pull them out slowly one by one up over your clit and you get two sensations in one.

I saw it on Kirsty’s crafts I swear!

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Not everything. A cactus for example.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never used food of any kind, something about it completely turns my stomach.

But when I was younger I have used various vaguely phallically shaped toiletries bottles. But thats about it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it just me who hasn't used anything other than a phallus or a dildo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watermelon

Please, please tell me you later served it at a party....."

I rolled over and went to sleep, left it in a wet mess on the bed!

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

I'm quite partial to a wand up and down the length of my...and when I have sheer nylon over my little fella, oooooft.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Is it just me who hasn't used anything other than a phallus or a dildo?

I haven’t. Don’t think I would. I have half of Anne Summers in my cupboard anyway!

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm quite partial to a wand up and down the length of my...and when I have sheer nylon over my little fella, oooooft. "

Oh I love doing that. Can you cum from just the wand?

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Not everything. A cactus for example.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I'm quite partial to a wand up and down the length of my...and when I have sheer nylon over my little fella, oooooft.

Oh I love doing that. Can you cum from just the wand?"

Oh yes, quite a distance.

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Space hopper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not going into details but TK Max have very strange looking dog toys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Used a cucumber straight from the fridge once, felt like I had frostbite up there

You're braver than me you nutter

It was an order

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Advent candle

What date did you get to?

About the 8th, never got to the day the big man cums lol"

So close! I'm guessing you made up for it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh god, this reminds me of the meme where the girl is staring intently at a cactus with “AMBER NO!” captioned on it

I'm now alarmed.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Advent candle

What date did you get to?

About the 8th, never got to the day the big man cums lol

So close! I'm guessing you made up for it

Absolutely

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So this is what happens with all those sky remotes. "

Funny story..... that was once suggested to me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've used bottles and a knobbly slim vase on a playmate

Also used a squirty cream tin "

Lid on or off?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The strangest but oddly most satisfying…a string of beads that wrap around the Christmas tree.

Get them all up there somehow, and Pull them out slowly one by one up over your clit and you get two sensations in one.

I saw it on Kirsty’s crafts I swear! "

You know what..... that absolutely wouldn't surprise me. Kirsty is a saucy one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it just me who hasn't used anything other than a phallus or a dildo?

No I’m with you on that one. X

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not everything. A cactus for example.

Hence the..... if you're brave enough.

I'm not that brave. Not even close.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never used food of any kind, something about it completely turns my stomach.

But when I was younger I have used various vaguely phallically shaped toiletries bottles. But thats about it! "

Food doesn't do it for me either honestly....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must be the only one who doesn't shove a foreign object up my cunt.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it just me who hasn't used anything other than a phallus or a dildo?

Nope!

Hang on.... you've used an actual peen?

Weirdo

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I read a thing about a toilet roll tube. The tube didn't fit, ripped and hurt the skin of my cock.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Watermelon

Please, please tell me you later served it at a party.....

I rolled over and went to sleep, left it in a wet mess on the bed!

D."

I bet Jo was overjoyed

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I must be the only one who doesn't shove a foreign object up my cunt. "

I can bring my passport to verify I'm British.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm quite partial to a wand up and down the length of my...and when I have sheer nylon over my little fella, oooooft. "

I miss my wand.

RIP magic electrical bringer of joy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs posh, when are you giving me my balustrade back?

My stair case is a deathtrap without it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Space hopper

Erm....

Which bit of it?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I must be the only one who doesn't shove a foreign object up my cunt. "

I had sex with a Dutch man once if that counts.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not going into details but TK Max have very strange looking dog toys

They really do! And only a couple of quid!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A feather may just tickle your fancy.

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By *hunkymonkey81Man over a year ago

Sheffield

I ve taken large cumber it was very nice

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Used a cucumber straight from the fridge once, felt like I had frostbite up there

You're braver than me you nutter

It was an order

That explains it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must be the only one who doesn't shove a foreign object up my cunt.

I can bring my passport to verify I'm British. "

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I must be the only one who doesn't shove a foreign object up my cunt. "

Not the only one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must be the only one who doesn't shove a foreign object up my cunt.

I had sex with a Dutch man once if that counts. "
it does.

Did he smell of cabbage?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I read a thing about a toilet roll tube. The tube didn't fit, ripped and hurt the skin of my cock. "

Ouch! Did you get it kissed better?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ffs posh, when are you giving me my balustrade back?

My stair case is a deathtrap without it

If you'd just let me use it in situ.....

I mean, would have been awkward when the family visited, but still

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I must be the only one who doesn't shove a foreign object up my cunt.

I had sex with a Dutch man once if that counts. "

Ok..... that's just a bit too strange for me!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A feather may just tickle your fancy.

Oh jesus no.... tickling. Not for me. Did it work for you though?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I ve taken large cumber it was very nice"

Straight from the fridge like Hippy did?

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I'm quite partial to a wand up and down the length of my...and when I have sheer nylon over my little fella, oooooft.

I miss my wand.

RIP magic electrical bringer of joy

Hopefully there will be a reincarnation or as it's also know the second cumming.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm quite partial to a wand up and down the length of my...and when I have sheer nylon over my little fella, oooooft.

I miss my wand.

RIP magic electrical bringer of joy

Hopefully there will be a reincarnation or as it's also know the second cumming. "

I still need a new one. Is very sad.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I read a thing about a toilet roll tube. The tube didn't fit, ripped and hurt the skin of my cock.

Ouch! Did you get it kissed better?"

If I could have gotten it kissed better at the time I doubt if have been try to fuck a toilet roll tube

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I must be the only one who doesn't shove a foreign object up my cunt.

I had sex with a Dutch man once if that counts. it does.

Did he smell of cabbage?"

. Thankfully no.

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By *ndyn50000Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I must be the only one who doesn't shove a foreign object up my cunt. "

How about an object from the UK?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I read a thing about a toilet roll tube. The tube didn't fit, ripped and hurt the skin of my cock.

Ouch! Did you get it kissed better?

If I could have gotten it kissed better at the time I doubt if have been try to fuck a toilet roll tube

A good point.... well made

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve never used anything other than my hands to wank as far as I can remember.

I have shagged some household items in my early teens though

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By *hatterismanMan over a year ago

chatteris

An electric razor not the blade end but great feeling when it is switched on

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Many things vegetables etc., maybe an empty toothpaste pump the weirdest x

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ve never used anything other than my hands to wank as far as I can remember.

I have shagged some household items in my early teens though

Not poor Henry?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve never used anything other than my hands to wank as far as I can remember.

I have shagged some household items in my early teens though

Which household items? Just asking for the Uni.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"An electric razor not the blade end but great feeling when it is switched on"

still.... sounds like a danger wank!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Many things vegetables etc., maybe an empty toothpaste pump the weirdest x"

Lid off or on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A carrot always comes in handy sometimes.....but I'm not sick, I throw it away afterwards

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"Many things vegetables etc., maybe an empty toothpaste pump the weirdest x

Lid off or on?

Off love the tingling from the residue toothpaste!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A carrot always comes in handy sometimes.....but I'm not sick, I throw it away afterwards

Give it a rinse. It'll be reet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never used anything other than my hands to wank as far as I can remember.

I have shagged some household items in my early teens though

Which household items? Just asking for the Uni."

Ok here goes.

The back rest of a chair

Toilet seat/ toilet (it was clean)

Mattress/ bed base

Cupboard door

Basically anything I could put my cock in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Many things vegetables etc., maybe an empty toothpaste pump the weirdest x

Lid off or on?

Off love the tingling from the residue toothpaste!

I never even thought of that....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve never used anything other than my hands to wank as far as I can remember.

I have shagged some household items in my early teens though

Which household items? Just asking for the Uni.

Ok here goes.

The back rest of a chair

Toilet seat/ toilet (it was clean)

Mattress/ bed base

Cupboard door

Basically anything I could put my cock in

I'm wildly impressed by the ingenuity!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr wanted me to use an ice lolly. Wasn't great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never used anything other than my hands to wank as far as I can remember.

I have shagged some household items in my early teens though

Which household items? Just asking for the Uni.

Ok here goes.

The back rest of a chair

Toilet seat/ toilet (it was clean)

Mattress/ bed base

Cupboard door

Basically anything I could put my cock in

I'm wildly impressed by the ingenuity!!"

I was young and curious

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I'm quite partial to a wand up and down the length of my...and when I have sheer nylon over my little fella, oooooft.

I miss my wand.

RIP magic electrical bringer of joy

Hopefully there will be a reincarnation or as it's also know the second cumming.

I still need a new one. Is very sad."

It sounds like the washing machine on a 1200rpm spin will have to suffice for the moment.

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By *hatterismanMan over a year ago

chatteris

"An electric razor not the blade end but great feeling when it is switched on

still.... sounds like a danger wank!"

It was but what a great orgasm it was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A carrot always comes in handy sometimes.....but I'm not sick, I throw it away afterwards

Give it a rinse. It'll be reet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even a running chainsaw?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mr wanted me to use an ice lolly. Wasn't great

What ice lolly didya go for?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve never used anything other than my hands to wank as far as I can remember.

I have shagged some household items in my early teens though

Which household items? Just asking for the Uni.

Ok here goes.

The back rest of a chair

Toilet seat/ toilet (it was clean)

Mattress/ bed base

Cupboard door

Basically anything I could put my cock in

I'm wildly impressed by the ingenuity!!

I was young and curious

As opposed to.....?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm quite partial to a wand up and down the length of my...and when I have sheer nylon over my little fella, oooooft.

I miss my wand.

RIP magic electrical bringer of joy

Hopefully there will be a reincarnation or as it's also know the second cumming.

I still need a new one. Is very sad.

It sounds like the washing machine on a 1200rpm spin will have to suffice for the moment.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Even a running chainsaw?

Brave enough Wonko. I said brave.

I didn't say anything at all about whether it was a good idea!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr wanted me to use an ice lolly. Wasn't great

What ice lolly didya go for?"

I think it was a fruit pastille lolly, he then got brain freeze so bad and pa$sed out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never used anything other than my hands to wank as far as I can remember.

I have shagged some household items in my early teens though

Which household items? Just asking for the Uni.

Ok here goes.

The back rest of a chair

Toilet seat/ toilet (it was clean)

Mattress/ bed base

Cupboard door

Basically anything I could put my cock in

I'm wildly impressed by the ingenuity!!

I was young and curious

As opposed to.....?

Correction. Young curious and horny all the time.

Now I’m just horny all the time

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mr wanted me to use an ice lolly. Wasn't great

What ice lolly didya go for?

I think it was a fruit pastille lolly, he then got brain freeze so bad and pa$sed out

Wimp! Men! AmIright?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve never used anything other than my hands to wank as far as I can remember.

I have shagged some household items in my early teens though

Which household items? Just asking for the Uni.

Ok here goes.

The back rest of a chair

Toilet seat/ toilet (it was clean)

Mattress/ bed base

Cupboard door

Basically anything I could put my cock in

I'm wildly impressed by the ingenuity!!

I was young and curious

As opposed to.....?

Correction. Young curious and horny all the time.

Now I’m just horny all the time

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy.."

That is proper classy innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suppose I've not been as adventurist as some. Weirdest thing as an aid... Probably a condom...

I probably should just go stand in the corner....

I read recently someone had a ww2 bomb up their butt in Gloucester a&e.... That's brave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg, I should be emberassed of myself

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Neck of a wine bottle

Handle of a hairbrush

Electric toothbrush - handle

Cucumber

Knob on a bed frame

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

"A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy..

That is proper classy innit"

At times like that, I say to myself, what would Roger Moore do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Neck of a wine bottle

Handle of a hairbrush

Electric toothbrush - handle

Cucumber

Knob on a bed frame

Please, don't stop there......

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I suppose I've not been as adventurist as some. Weirdest thing as an aid... Probably a condom...

I probably should just go stand in the corner....

I read recently someone had a ww2 bomb up their butt in Gloucester a&e.... That's brave."

And that's what I'm talking about.... brave. Not necessarily sensible.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An oakfurnitureland table leg

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

A big banana

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Omg, I should be emberassed of myself

Why? No embarrassment here. This is a safe and non judgemental space

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Neck of a wine bottle

Handle of a hairbrush

Electric toothbrush - handle

Cucumber

Knob on a bed frame

Was that just this morning?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy..

That is proper classy innit

At times like that, I say to myself, what would Roger Moore do?"

I ask myself that on the regular....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"An oakfurnitureland table leg

Was it a round or a square one?

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

Someone once sat on my foot.

Chain may be one of the different ones though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A big banana

How big? And dressed or undressed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just remembered , a bike pump for when things got a little flat

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"An oakfurnitureland table leg

Did you get it out the shop first?

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

"A big banana

How big? And dressed or undressed?"
a plantain banana and had to use a magnum condom

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

"A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy..

That is proper classy innit

At times like that, I say to myself, what would Roger Moore do?

I ask myself that on the regular...."

It would make you a Saint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just remembered , a bike pump for when things got a little flat

No seriously a bike pump , one summers day on Dartmoor

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

A friend and I tried onions a couple of times - skinned, first. And not pickled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An oakfurnitureland table leg

Did you get it out the shop first?

Oh it’s not for my hole

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Ohh yes and the bed post as well vids o here of all my weird objects!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An oakfurnitureland table leg

Was it a round or a square one?"

The square one

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

And the cricket bat! Forgot that one! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A carrot when I was much younger

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By *key1980Man over a year ago

Okehampton

Whats the strangest thing anyone has ever used?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sure deodorant Can

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Advent candle

I read that as advent calendar!

me too

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By *pentoall555Man over a year ago

benfleet

Mine is a clothes brush handle. Still have the brush but bought myself a big cock like dildo

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just remembered , a bike pump for when things got a little flat

Oh my! Did you... er... pump?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A big banana

How big? And dressed or undressed?a plantain banana and had to use a magnum condom

Golly!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy..

That is proper classy innit

At times like that, I say to myself, what would Roger Moore do?

I ask myself that on the regular....

It would make you a Saint

It's a step up from the angel I've always been

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ohh yes and the bed post as well vids o here of all my weird objects!

You do like an object!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A friend and I tried onions a couple of times - skinned, first. And not pickled

Did it make you cry?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"An oakfurnitureland table leg

Was it a round or a square one?

The square one

Braver man than most you are!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A carrot when I was much younger

Did you peel it first?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Whats the strangest thing anyone has ever used?"

That's kinda the question.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"sure deodorant Can

Lid on or lid off?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Advent candle

I read that as advent calendar!

me too"

And yours would be?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine is a clothes brush handle. Still have the brush but bought myself a big cock like dildo"

Cock like dildos are pretty awesome... I've heard

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

"A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy..

That is proper classy innit

At times like that, I say to myself, what would Roger Moore do?

I ask myself that on the regular....

It would make you a Saint

It's a step up from the angel I've always been

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I spent a fun night sat on a Transit vans towing eye, random people took pics but I have never seen them.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy..

That is proper classy innit

At times like that, I say to myself, what would Roger Moore do?

I ask myself that on the regular....

It would make you a Saint

It's a step up from the angel I've always been

Exactly. I'm a proper angel

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I spent a fun night sat on a Transit vans towing eye, random people took pics but I have never seen them."

A whole night?

There was a thread about that.....

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Rolling pin with a condom on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ice cubes on a hot summer day

And have a bj when she has extra strong mints in her mouth, when she stops you beg for more

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Rolling pin with a condom on it "

Wooden, silicon, plastic? Just nosey at this point....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ice cubes on a hot summer day

And have a bj when she has extra strong mints in her mouth, when she stops you beg for more

Ooh ice cubes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ice cubes on a hot summer day

And have a bj when she has extra strong mints in her mouth, when she stops you beg for more

Ooh ice cubes!"

Yes its nice for both of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty much yes, I was on and off between guys.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"So..... we have all heard that said (or read it.... cos if you hadn't before you have now

)

How brave have you been? What's the weirdest thing you've used as a sex toy?

And guys who don't use dildos, what's the weirdest thing you've used as a wanking aid?

*research commissioned by Sydney Uni

Hang on a minute, isn’t it a rule of thumb that the OP has to start by telling us theirs!

Um....

New phone.... who dis?

Various random root veg for me... Particularly partial to a parsnip

I think I must have missed the bit where you told us yours OP...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pretty much yes, I was on and off between guys."

Sounds.... erm.... busy!

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

"A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy.."

Funny you should mention cigar tube. Many years ago when I had the odd cigar, I came into the bedroom that I was entertaining s lady in with a bottle of bubbly, and a Robbie Burns Black Watch cigar in its tube. She took the cigar from me still in its tube, and asked me if I had another one. So I went and got another one, only she didn't have ideas about smoking the cigar! She lubricated the two in her pussy, and said, "One for me, and one for you!" Oh GOD I thought, here we go. So she inserted one in her arse, and one in mine which for me was worse than being at the dentist, but I endured it! Then we had penetrative sex with these tubes up our arses. We both came together which was sensational, but then as lay there still with the cigar tubes inserted, I felt a fart coming on, and so let rip. The cigar tube shot across the bed and over the edge of the bed. I wouldn't have believed the distance or the velocity you can fire a cigar tube from your arse with just the force of a good fart, if I hadn't actually done it myself.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So..... we have all heard that said (or read it.... cos if you hadn't before you have now

)

How brave have you been? What's the weirdest thing you've used as a sex toy?

And guys who don't use dildos, what's the weirdest thing you've used as a wanking aid?

*research commissioned by Sydney Uni

Hang on a minute, isn’t it a rule of thumb that the OP has to start by telling us theirs!

Um....

New phone.... who dis?

Various random root veg for me... Particularly partial to a parsnip

I think I must have missed the bit where you told us yours OP...

What makes a parsnip better than a carrot then sweetie?

Also..... you totally didn't miss it. Cos I didn't answer

Handle of a screwdriver.

NOT a butternut squash despite what you and Hippy might think.

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By *key1980Man over a year ago

Okehampton

Does anyone have any pics of strange things they have used they would like too pm me??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A cigar tube. Cuban naturally. I was feeling classy..

That's quite the projectile....

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"Does anyone have any pics of strange things they have used they would like too pm me??"

I have a vid on here public of all the strange things I've used!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone have any pics of strange things they have used they would like too pm me??

I have a vid on here public of all the strange things I've used!

Happy days

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"A friend and I tried onions a couple of times - skinned, first. And not pickled

Did it make you cry?"

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By *tam3Man over a year ago

Bromley

Very keen to try the new sex dolls, anyone here tried them?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A friend and I tried onions a couple of times - skinned, first. And not pickled

Did it make you cry?

I'm a comedy genius, me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Very keen to try the new sex dolls, anyone here tried them?"

What new sex dolls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sure deodorant Can

Lid on or lid off?"

Lid on upside down

don’t want the lid Geting lost

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"sure deodorant Can

Lid on or lid off?

Lid on upside down

don’t want the lid Geting lost "

That's my thought! And without it you could end up with a deodorized inside!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sure deodorant Can

Lid on or lid off?

Lid on upside down

don’t want the lid Geting lost

That's my thought! And without it you could end up with a deodorized inside!"

Never really thought about that back then was in my younger years when still living with parents lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"sure deodorant Can

Lid on or lid off?

Lid on upside down

don’t want the lid Geting lost

That's my thought! And without it you could end up with a deodorized inside!

Never really thought about that back then was in my younger years when still living with parents lol "

Ahhhh..... the perils of being young n horny

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Holibobs

I've just woken up from a superb nap to find this absolutely hilarous thread...

Posh I applaud thee, take a well deserved bow as you have outdone yourself with this one xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just woken up from a superb nap to find this absolutely hilarous thread...

Posh I applaud thee, take a well deserved bow as you have outdone yourself with this one xxx"

*takes a bow*

I did it for you C

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sure deodorant Can

Lid on or lid off?

Lid on upside down

don’t want the lid Geting lost

That's my thought! And without it you could end up with a deodorized inside!

Never really thought about that back then was in my younger years when still living with parents lol

Ahhhh..... the perils of being young n horny

Yes definitely lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A feather may just tickle your fancy.

Oh jesus no.... tickling. Not for me. Did it work for you though?"

Not for me nope. Spitting feathers today though.

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By *ocktoplaywithMan over a year ago

Derby

I have a towel rail on the wall of my bathroom. I often enjoy using it as a fucking rail, it’s quite tight to get my cock between the rails, and obviously it’s a no go if it’s hot, but once there it’s lovely to rock back and forth between it. The mirror on another wall is well positioned too to watch myself.

Have to do anything when there’s a total absence of pussy so please don’t judge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An electric toothbrush

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a towel rail on the wall of my bathroom. I often enjoy using it as a fucking rail, it’s quite tight to get my cock between the rails, and obviously it’s a no go if it’s hot, but once there it’s lovely to rock back and forth between it. The mirror on another wall is well positioned too to watch myself.

Have to do anything when there’s a total absence of pussy so please don’t judge "

No judgement here..... judgement free zone.

Sounds interesting....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"An electric toothbrush

Um.... which way round?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So..... we have all heard that said (or read it.... cos if you hadn't before you have now

)

How brave have you been? What's the weirdest thing you've used as a sex toy?

And guys who don't use dildos, what's the weirdest thing you've used as a wanking aid?

*research commissioned by Sydney Uni

Errrrrrm... Wellllllll... I was curious and fantasizing about what pegging might be like (not done it yet though) and I didn't start off with something small lol... Sooo I've used a detachable end of an extended paint roller

I know I know lol but it looks an felt better than it sounds haha

x x

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"An electric toothbrush

Um.... which way round?

I hope you don't use toothpaste with it, it might make you scream.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So..... we have all heard that said (or read it.... cos if you hadn't before you have now

)

How brave have you been? What's the weirdest thing you've used as a sex toy?

And guys who don't use dildos, what's the weirdest thing you've used as a wanking aid?

*research commissioned by Sydney Uni

I know I know lol but it looks an felt better than it sounds haha

x x"

Sounds like a screw end.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cactus.

lol just joking, I'm not that brave.

Maybe a warp nacelle from hubby's Enterprise 1701D

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cactus.

lol just joking, I'm not that brave.

Maybe a warp nacelle from hubby's Enterprise 1701D

I'm now wondering if he knew..... that's out of this world!

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