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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

erm i can jiggle my boobs if you like??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips "

Start a

"would you fuck me thread"!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"erm i can jiggle my boobs if you like??

"

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"erm i can jiggle my boobs if you like??

"

Ok cool. Hang on while I put my helmet and goggles on

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips

Start a

"would you fuck me thread"!!!

"

I'm bored not suicidal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"erm i can jiggle my boobs if you like??

Ok cool. Hang on while I put my helmet and goggles on"

haha im not some science experiment ya know.. lol

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By *he Ring WraithMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Growing Turnips or Swedes.... now thats a question...

Which is which

Where i come from the white and purple ones are Turnips, the yellow / orange ones Swedes !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips "

Don't be such a neep!!!

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"erm i can jiggle my boobs if you like??

Ok cool. Hang on while I put my helmet and goggles on

haha im not some science experiment ya know.. lol"

Yea but I don't want black eyes

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Growing Turnips or Swedes.... now thats a question...

Which is which

Where i come from the white and purple ones are Turnips, the yellow / orange ones Swedes !"

Ah but how do you know before they are grown?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

A very learned hippy who once decided to take to the garden famously said "we sow the seeds, nature grows the seeds and we eat the seeds"

Anyone recognise who that was?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yep I know - will pm u so as not to spoil ya fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A very learned hippy who once decided to take to the garden famously said "we sow the seeds, nature grows the seeds and we eat the seeds"

Anyone recognise who that was? "

David Bellamy?

Charlie Dimmock?

Felicity Kendall?

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

Neil from the young ones?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Neil from the young ones?"

Correct

And a point to Minxie

Kinky - pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Neil from the young ones?

Correct

And a point to Minxie

Kinky - pfffft"

wot do points make, and how many do I need for wot?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Neil from the young ones?

Correct

And a point to Minxie

Kinky - pfffft"

You wanted entertainment. I have my clown shoes on in place of my clogs.

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Neil from the young ones?

Correct

And a point to Minxie

Kinky - pfffft

wot do points make, and how many do I need for wot? "

Another 10 points you can have an H and an A. I will confiscate your O

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

100,000 members on the site and the only emtertainment i can muster is ridicule

I cant even start a fuck me thread because Dave has overloaded the system

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips "

Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.

But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips

Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.

But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?

"

To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips

Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.

But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?

To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula "

Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blimey what next a QI thread?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"100,000 members on the site and the only emtertainment i can muster is ridicule

I cant even start a fuck me thread because Dave has overloaded the system"

You could pm every woman on the site, individually, to ask. That'd keep you busy. Then you could go through and count how many had blocked you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips

Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.

But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?

To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula

Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!!"

He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips

Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.

But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?

To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula

Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!!

He cheated and glued the doughnuts together. "

Didn't need any glue on them stick feckers

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips

Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.

But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?

To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula

Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!!

He cheated and glued the doughnuts together. "

they were mini doughnuts......

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips

Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.

But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?

To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula

Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!!

He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.

Didn't need any glue on them stick feckers "

*sticky

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.

they were mini doughnuts...... "

Full sized doughnuts I just slipped my little man into a kitchen roll tube 1st

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"

He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.

they were mini doughnuts......

Full sized doughnuts I just slipped my little man into a kitchen roll tube 1st "

stop exaggerating gramps.... It was a loo roll tube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.

they were mini doughnuts......

Full sized doughnuts I just slipped my little man into a kitchen roll tube 1st

stop exaggerating gramps.... It was a loo roll tube "

Smarties tube.

Cut in half.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"

He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.

they were mini doughnuts......

Full sized doughnuts I just slipped my little man into a kitchen roll tube 1st

stop exaggerating gramps.... It was a loo roll tube

Smarties tube.

Cut in half.

"

pmsl... I was trying to be polite!!!!

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

have you ever seen smarties tubes or loo roll tubes 7 doughnuts long?

Guess i could have built them up like a russian doll

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"have you ever seen smarties tubes or loo roll tubes 7 doughnuts long?

Guess i could have built them up like a russian doll "

You stuck your little man in a Russian doll? Was she inflatable?

Pervert.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"have you ever seen smarties tubes or loo roll tubes 7 doughnuts long?

Guess i could have built them up like a russian doll

You stuck your little man in a Russian doll? Was she inflatable?

Pervert. "

I am not Russian.... I wasn't in a hurry at all, unlike gramps

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"have you ever seen smarties tubes or loo roll tubes 7 doughnuts long?

Guess i could have built them up like a russian doll

You stuck your little man in a Russian doll? Was she inflatable?

Pervert.

I am not Russian.... I wasn't in a hurry at all, unlike gramps "

How very crass of you granny

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"have you ever seen smarties tubes or loo roll tubes 7 doughnuts long?

Guess i could have built them up like a russian doll

You stuck your little man in a Russian doll? Was she inflatable?

Pervert.

I am not Russian.... I wasn't in a hurry at all, unlike gramps

How very crass of you granny "

Just the way you like it....

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did Ryan go and plant turnips/swedes/neeps in frustration?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Still here just hiding in the potting shed

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Still here just hiding in the potting shed"

Are you still in need of entertainment? You could search for the missing BBCs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still here just hiding in the potting shed"

With a Russian Doll?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Still here just hiding in the potting shed

With a Russian Doll? "

Nope just a 1970's collection of porn mags

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Still here just hiding in the potting shed

With a Russian Doll?

Nope just a 1970's collection of porn mags"

Have you got the funny cartoon ones too?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Still here just hiding in the potting shed

With a Russian Doll?

Nope just a 1970's collection of porn mags

Have you got the funny cartoon ones too?"

Not seen a cartoon one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dear Ryan.

I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.

Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.

Many thanks,

Scarlet.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Still here just hiding in the potting shed

With a Russian Doll?

Nope just a 1970's collection of porn mags

Have you got the funny cartoon ones too?

Not seen a cartoon one? "

My father had a whole stack of them on the top shelf in the hallway closet, along with the photographic variety. Really corny, crude jokes with pen and ink illustrations. We used to look at them during the school holidays.

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Dear Ryan.

I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.

Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.

Many thanks,

Scarlet."

If I did look like Jo I would be in bed busy with myself lol

There, you shouldn't get confused with this pic while I take another

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Still here just hiding in the potting shed

With a Russian Doll?

Nope just a 1970's collection of porn mags

Have you got the funny cartoon ones too?

Not seen a cartoon one?

My father had a whole stack of them on the top shelf in the hallway closet, along with the photographic variety. Really corny, crude jokes with pen and ink illustrations. We used to look at them during the school holidays."

That's something else I have learned today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dear Ryan.

I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.

Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.

Many thanks,

Scarlet.

If I did look like Jo I would be in bed busy with myself lol

There, you shouldn't get confused with this pic while I take another"

You're good to old folk, ta muchly.

I just scoffed a donut and thought of you.

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Dear Ryan.

I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.

Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.

Many thanks,

Scarlet."

I have dressed up as a snowman for you Scarlet it will be up soon

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Woohoo call me Frosty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Woohoo call me Frosty"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dear Ryan.

I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.

Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.

Many thanks,

Scarlet.

I have dressed up as a snowman for you Scarlet it will be up soon "

Ooooh I see it's up! And you changed your pic too!!

Aww bless you. It's not weird at all to have a Mr Frosty outfit to hand on a cold dark Thursday night....

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Would like a bungle one

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Would like a bungle one"

I see you more as Zippy.

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Would like a bungle one

I see you more as Zippy."

Or an Orinoco one although I would settle for Tomsk

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Would like a bungle one

I see you more as Zippy.

Or an Orinoco one although I would settle for Tomsk "

What about Chorlton?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't be bored now!

Mr Frosty makers are wicked

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

More like Madame Cholet!!!!

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By *Ryan- OP   Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Would like a bungle one

I see you more as Zippy.

Or an Orinoco one although I would settle for Tomsk

What about Chorlton?"

Chorlton and the wheelies ?

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