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over a year ago
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"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips "
Start a
"would you fuck me thread"!!!
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips
Start a
"would you fuck me thread"!!!
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I'm bored not suicidal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips "
Don't be such a neep!!!  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Growing Turnips or Swedes.... now thats a question...
Which is which
Where i come from the white and purple ones are Turnips, the yellow / orange ones Swedes !"
Ah but how do you know before they are grown? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very learned hippy who once decided to take to the garden famously said "we sow the seeds, nature grows the seeds and we eat the seeds"
Anyone recognise who that was? "
David Bellamy?
Charlie Dimmock?
Felicity Kendall? |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Neil from the young ones?
Correct
And a point to Minxie
Kinky - pfffft
wot do points make, and how many do I need for wot? "
Another 10 points you can have an H and an A. I will confiscate your O  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips "
Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.
But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips
Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.
But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?
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To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips
Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.
But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?
To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula "
Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"100,000 members on the site and the only emtertainment i can muster is ridicule
I cant even start a fuck me thread because Dave has overloaded the system"
You could pm every woman on the site, individually, to ask. That'd keep you busy. Then you could go through and count how many had blocked you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips
Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.
But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?
To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula
Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!!"
He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips
Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.
But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?
To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula
Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!!
He cheated and glued the doughnuts together. "
Didn't need any glue on them stick feckers  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips
Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.
But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?
To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula
Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!!
He cheated and glued the doughnuts together. "
they were mini doughnuts......  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Can some of you kind people please spare 5 minutes out of your busy schedule to entertain me on here. I am getting to the stage where I am pondering the merits of growing turnips
Perhaps it is not the growing of turnips which you ultimately desire.
But rather a willing Ladygarden in which to plant your very own turnip?
To get said turnip. I may need to pop out for that amazing miracle grow formula
Any dude who can 'cornhole' seven doughnuts in one go doesn't need to grow any more!!!
He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.
Didn't need any glue on them stick feckers "
*sticky |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"
He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.
they were mini doughnuts......
Full sized doughnuts I just slipped my little man into a kitchen roll tube 1st "
stop exaggerating gramps.... It was a loo roll tube  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.
they were mini doughnuts......
Full sized doughnuts I just slipped my little man into a kitchen roll tube 1st
stop exaggerating gramps.... It was a loo roll tube "
Smarties tube.
Cut in half.
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"
He cheated and glued the doughnuts together.
they were mini doughnuts......
Full sized doughnuts I just slipped my little man into a kitchen roll tube 1st
stop exaggerating gramps.... It was a loo roll tube
Smarties tube.
Cut in half.
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pmsl... I was trying to be polite!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have you ever seen smarties tubes or loo roll tubes 7 doughnuts long?
Guess i could have built them up like a russian doll "
You stuck your little man in a Russian doll? Was she inflatable?
Pervert.  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"have you ever seen smarties tubes or loo roll tubes 7 doughnuts long?
Guess i could have built them up like a russian doll
You stuck your little man in a Russian doll? Was she inflatable?
Pervert. "
I am not Russian.... I wasn't in a hurry at all, unlike gramps  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"have you ever seen smarties tubes or loo roll tubes 7 doughnuts long?
Guess i could have built them up like a russian doll
You stuck your little man in a Russian doll? Was she inflatable?
Pervert.
I am not Russian.... I wasn't in a hurry at all, unlike gramps "
How very crass of you granny  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"have you ever seen smarties tubes or loo roll tubes 7 doughnuts long?
Guess i could have built them up like a russian doll
You stuck your little man in a Russian doll? Was she inflatable?
Pervert.
I am not Russian.... I wasn't in a hurry at all, unlike gramps
How very crass of you granny "
Just the way you like it....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Ryan.
I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.
Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.
Many thanks,
Scarlet. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Still here just hiding in the potting shed
With a Russian Doll?
Nope just a 1970's collection of porn mags
Have you got the funny cartoon ones too?
Not seen a cartoon one? "
My father had a whole stack of them on the top shelf in the hallway closet, along with the photographic variety. Really corny, crude jokes with pen and ink illustrations. We used to look at them during the school holidays. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dear Ryan.
I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.
Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.
Many thanks,
Scarlet."
If I did look like Jo I would be in bed busy with myself lol
There, you shouldn't get confused with this pic while I take another |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Still here just hiding in the potting shed
With a Russian Doll?
Nope just a 1970's collection of porn mags
Have you got the funny cartoon ones too?
Not seen a cartoon one?
My father had a whole stack of them on the top shelf in the hallway closet, along with the photographic variety. Really corny, crude jokes with pen and ink illustrations. We used to look at them during the school holidays."
That's something else I have learned today |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Ryan.
I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.
Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.
Many thanks,
Scarlet.
If I did look like Jo I would be in bed busy with myself lol
There, you shouldn't get confused with this pic while I take another"
You're good to old folk, ta muchly.
I just scoffed a donut and thought of you. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dear Ryan.
I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.
Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.
Many thanks,
Scarlet."
I have dressed up as a snowman for you Scarlet it will be up soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Ryan.
I was just reading another thread and I thought Game4it was you. Your avatars are almost identical.
Ok maybe it was just the colour of the avatar. Or maybe I'm just old. But your challenge if you choose to accept it is.. make a new avatar pic that is different to everyone else's so us old folk don't get mixed up.
Many thanks,
Scarlet.
I have dressed up as a snowman for you Scarlet it will be up soon "
Ooooh I see it's up! And you changed your pic too!!
Aww bless you. It's not weird at all to have a Mr Frosty outfit to hand on a cold dark Thursday night....  |
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