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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dog got on the bed and licked his left bollock 
All I can think is would licking the right one not have been weird "
Ha ha! I guess I was strangely specific there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dog got on the bed and licked his left bollock "
My dog hopped on the guys back I was in the missionary position with. Walked up it and looked over his shoulder at me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dog got on the bed and licked his left bollock
My dog hopped on the guys back I was in the missionary position with. Walked up it and looked over his shoulder at me "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dog got on the bed and licked his left bollock
All I can think is would licking the right one not have been weird
Ha ha! I guess I was strangely specific there "
Well....Yes!  Although specifics do generally matter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was arrested halfway through 
Great. I could see the rights to ITV "
I was 15, she was 17, I ran away from home to be with her and my mother rang the police. She probably doesn’t find the story as funny as I do. |
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"She was arrested halfway through
Great. I could see the rights to ITV
I was 15, she was 17, I ran away from home to be with her and my mother rang the police. She probably doesn’t find the story as funny as I do."
Huh, killjoys |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was arrested halfway through
Great. I could see the rights to ITV
I was 15, she was 17, I ran away from home to be with her and my mother rang the police. She probably doesn’t find the story as funny as I do.
Huh, killjoys "
I find being added to a register probably has that effect |
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"She was arrested halfway through
Great. I could see the rights to ITV
I was 15, she was 17, I ran away from home to be with her and my mother rang the police. She probably doesn’t find the story as funny as I do.
Huh, killjoys
I find being added to a register probably has that effect "
Oh....bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was arrested halfway through
Great. I could see the rights to ITV
I was 15, she was 17, I ran away from home to be with her and my mother rang the police. She probably doesn’t find the story as funny as I do.
Huh, killjoys
I find being added to a register probably has that effect
Oh....bollocks "
I seen her at a party a few years ago and there’s no hard feelings. Not that I’d really done anything wrong but it’s nice to know she’s not angry about it. |
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"She was arrested halfway through
Great. I could see the rights to ITV
I was 15, she was 17, I ran away from home to be with her and my mother rang the police. She probably doesn’t find the story as funny as I do.
Huh, killjoys
I find being added to a register probably has that effect
Oh....bollocks
I seen her at a party a few years ago and there’s no hard feelings. Not that I’d really done anything wrong but it’s nice to know she’s not angry about it."
I think meeting the parents, may not be such a joyful experience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was arrested halfway through
Great. I could see the rights to ITV
I was 15, she was 17, I ran away from home to be with her and my mother rang the police. She probably doesn’t find the story as funny as I do.
Huh, killjoys
I find being added to a register probably has that effect
Oh....bollocks
I seen her at a party a few years ago and there’s no hard feelings. Not that I’d really done anything wrong but it’s nice to know she’s not angry about it.
I think meeting the parents, may not be such a joyful experience "
There’d certainly be fireworks |
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"She was arrested halfway through
Great. I could see the rights to ITV
I was 15, she was 17, I ran away from home to be with her and my mother rang the police. She probably doesn’t find the story as funny as I do.
Huh, killjoys
I find being added to a register probably has that effect
Oh....bollocks
I seen her at a party a few years ago and there’s no hard feelings. Not that I’d really done anything wrong but it’s nice to know she’s not angry about it.
I think meeting the parents, may not be such a joyful experience
There’d certainly be fireworks "
I tried to persuade my eldest not to see a guy, as I thought he was a bit rough.....they've been together 9 years, living together for 6. I learned my lesson, and I butt out of all affairs of the heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was arrested halfway through
Great. I could see the rights to ITV
I was 15, she was 17, I ran away from home to be with her and my mother rang the police. She probably doesn’t find the story as funny as I do.
Huh, killjoys
I find being added to a register probably has that effect
Oh....bollocks
I seen her at a party a few years ago and there’s no hard feelings. Not that I’d really done anything wrong but it’s nice to know she’s not angry about it.
I think meeting the parents, may not be such a joyful experience
There’d certainly be fireworks
I tried to persuade my eldest not to see a guy, as I thought he was a bit rough.....they've been together 9 years, living together for 6. I learned my lesson, and I butt out of all affairs of the heart "
Thats the best way. Usually when you try to push them apart they gravitate towards each other more. In my case the police told her she’d be arrested if she went near me again so we had no choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guy phone went off picked it up
Started have a full on conversation with the wife telling her he’s just at a friends he be home in a hour or so
Needless to say he was home after he hung up the call got booted out off bed and sent home |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"His cat pushed the bedroom door open,jumped on the bedside table and just stared at us having sex - it was too weird and uncomfortable "
that's actually so awkward isn't it
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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago
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"Guy phone went off picked it up
Started have a full on conversation with the wife telling her he’s just at a friends he be home in a hour or so
Needless to say he was home after he hung up the call got booted out off bed and sent home "
what no finish off first |
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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago
Wigan |
"His cat pushed the bedroom door open,jumped on the bedside table and just stared at us having sex - it was too weird and uncomfortable "
haha iv had a few stare downs with animals it puts you right off the swing of it
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"His cat pushed the bedroom door open,jumped on the bedside table and just stared at us having sex - it was too weird and uncomfortable haha iv had a few stare downs with animals it puts you right off the swing of it "
He put it out of the room and shut the door properly but the little bugger waited until we got back into it then started meowing really loudly |
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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago
Wigan |
"His cat pushed the bedroom door open,jumped on the bedside table and just stared at us having sex - it was too weird and uncomfortable haha iv had a few stare downs with animals it puts you right off the swing of it
He put it out of the room and shut the door properly but the little bugger waited until we got back into it then started meowing really loudly"
was definitely jealous |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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"Weirdest thing was her hubby had hid in the wardrobe and only knew when he fell out of it with cramp, wanted to catch her in the act lol"
how could he watch if he was in the wardrobe? sorry this one belongs in the stories section |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy phone went off picked it up
Started have a full on conversation with the wife telling her he’s just at a friends he be home in a hour or so
Needless to say he was home after he hung up the call got booted out off bed and sent home what no finish off first "
Nope definitely not getting your back doors smashed in by a cheating husband as he’s on the phone to his wife saying he was just round at jimmy picking up the lawnmower he lent him last week was a instint turn off
Didn’t tell me he was married before hand if I would have known I wouldn’t have meet him
Then when he hung up the phone he sed I need to be quick as I need to go borrow a lawnmower off a friend now
And I went it’s ok you have plenty off time as this is over get your stuff and go |
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