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"Eeeevning jim. Hope you have a great night" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, The Arrows. You're having a great night. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface | |||
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"Jim! ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. This one's for you. https://youtu.be/pYcQeAnUmNA | |||
"...Greetings fellow midlander" I'm a midlander too, originally; COYB (if you know, you know). Currently searching accommodation for my next ironman race. | |||
"Evevenig Jim Hope your well , I've been working al day but saves me money fanf earns me more. Hope everyone has had a great bank holiday so far and you've still the weekend to look forward too. Unfortunately for me , I'm working it all . Hugs and smiles to all ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scotty. You serve us well. You do your duty. I'm waving a Union Jack for you. | |||
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"Evevenig Jim Hope your well , I've been working al day but saves me money fanf earns me more. Hope everyone has had a great bank holiday so far and you've still the weekend to look forward too. Unfortunately for me , I'm working it all . Hugs and smiles to all ![]() Thanks pal . Theresdays when I wish I was on the other side of the bar though . Working to hard and not playing enough ![]() | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tib. UTV." Actually, my stepfather played for the vile, many years ago ![]() | |||
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"Evevenig Jim Hope your well , I've been working al day but saves me money fanf earns me more. Hope everyone has had a great bank holiday so far and you've still the weekend to look forward too. Unfortunately for me , I'm working it all . Hugs and smiles to all ![]() ![]() Your time will come. Smileyface | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tib. UTV. Actually, my stepfather played for the vile, many years ago ![]() Shut the front door. | |||
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" ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Have the Welsh been celebrating the Platinum Jubilee? ![]() | |||
"Thank goodness All is well with the world now " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro. What did you last borrow? | |||
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"Jim! ![]() ![]() Why thank you. I've never even heard of that song before ![]() | |||
"Thank goodness All is well with the world now Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro. What did you last borrow?" A vowel | |||
"Where's my grandson? Nero is usually here by now " He's probably being pally at Pall Mall. | |||
" ![]() ![]() I have, I had scones and tea with family then finished the day with a Gin or two. ![]() ![]() | |||
"Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() You're very welcome. How are you? | |||
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"Thank goodness All is well with the world now Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro. What did you last borrow? A vowel " That's Riley nice. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnal twonks. Today we have been lazy in the AM, we even had sexy time in the DAYTIME. In the PM, we did our patriotic duty and went to a garden centre. Then we made homemade pizza for tea and we drank a little bit of wine. Unfortunately, it sent Mr KC to sleep ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Come on, going to a garden centre. That is what a Bank Holiday is for. Platinum time, morning sex and wine. Garden centres selling pots and thyme. | |||
"Evening, just popping on to say hello. Hope Friday has been fruitful " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vanilla. Have you had strawberries and cream? | |||
"Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() Got a stinking cold unfortunately. Rather worn out with it. And very much looking forward to school restarting next week. How are you? | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnal twonks. Today we have been lazy in the AM, we even had sexy time in the DAYTIME. In the PM, we did our patriotic duty and went to a garden centre. Then we made homemade pizza for tea and we drank a little bit of wine. Unfortunately, it sent Mr KC to sleep ![]() We bought some seeds and a bird feeder, Jim. Why is all garden furniture made if rattan nowadays? You can't get your legs under the tables and it's all low sofa like chairs that I'd need a crane to remove me from. Jim, we were not impressed ![]() | |||
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"Evening, just popping on to say hello. Hope Friday has been fruitful Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vanilla. Have you had strawberries and cream?" I have indeed, in Devon this weekend so would be rude not too | |||
"Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no. I was tired, but it's passed. I wasn't sure if I was going to nocturnal or not. But I decided to nocturnal. As you can see. I keep pulling at bits of skin around fingernails, so I've got sore fingers. Are the kids back at school on Monday? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnal twonks. Today we have been lazy in the AM, we even had sexy time in the DAYTIME. In the PM, we did our patriotic duty and went to a garden centre. Then we made homemade pizza for tea and we drank a little bit of wine. Unfortunately, it sent Mr KC to sleep ![]() ![]() I gave up on my bird feeder. I think I live to close to town. I don't know, it's jolly rattan. | |||
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"Evening night owls. I'm tucked up in my tent in Shropshire about to sleep. Have a good night everyone. ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, QT. I hope your tent is nice and erect for you in Shropshire. Have a good sleep. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening all ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TheGigglers. Happy Platinum Friday! Smileyface | |||
"What's happened to Nerø? Has he been a bad boy?!" He's in the Tower of London. Off with his clock. | |||
"What's happened to Nerø? Has he been a bad boy?! He's in the Tower of London. Off with his clock." Heck. I wonder what the crime was, if he's doing the time?! | |||
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"What's happened to Nerø? Has he been a bad boy?! He's in the Tower of London. Off with his clock. Heck. I wonder what the crime was, if he's doing the time?!" Something heinous. I don't know if he used his penis. | |||
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"I've just been WhatsApp'd." It's not me ![]() | |||
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"Hello Jimbo and noccy folk! I've got a tan. My freckles have really come out. And the garden is looking a lot less of a mess so yeah, my day's been a win. Hope yours has been as well, whatever you've done with it. ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, green fingered, Meli. | |||
"I've just been WhatsApp'd. It's not me ![]() It's that loser in London. | |||
"Evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. Has today been a quiet one? | |||
"Evening ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Deviants. Happy Platinum Friday. | |||
"I've just been WhatsApp'd. It's not me ![]() Send reasons for his banishment, Jim. WhatsApp ![]() | |||
"Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() You should probably find something else to fiddle with ![]() ![]() | |||
"Evening ![]() Aww thanks Jim and to you. How has your Friday been so far? | |||
"Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I should! Say hello to your husband for me. And tell him not to watch the ducks so closely. | |||
"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. Has today been a quiet one?" Frustrating - went to plant a shrub in the garden only to discover the previous owner’s cowboy builders had buried awhile bathroom of tiles 4” below the surface. So spent ages chiselling through a foot of tiles. | |||
"Evening ![]() It's been alright. Not done much. I walked into town for a couple of bits. It's been a quiet one. What have you been up to? | |||
"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. Has today been a quiet one? Frustrating - went to plant a shrub in the garden only to discover the previous owner’s cowboy builders had buried awhile bathroom of tiles 4” below the surface. So spent ages chiselling through a foot of tiles. " Man alive, nobody wants buried tile toil. | |||
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"It’s nearly midnight, Jim! How has your day been? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. It's been alright, a little bit boring to be honest. At the end of the day, how was your day? | |||
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"Evening ![]() No jubilee celebrations for you? I've had a fairly chilled one too, mainly housework and a nice soak in the bath. Pxx | |||
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"Everything Jim. Im currently waiting for Darryl ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. You love Darryl! I can't decide if I like the name Darryl or not. | |||
"Damn spell check...fabber" Predictive text has done worse ![]() | |||
"...only to discover the previous owner’s cowboy builders had buried awhile bathroom of tiles 4” below the surface. So spent ages chiselling through a foot of tiles. " Ignoring cowboy builders just for a moment, I never really worked out how soil does this. I spent hours picking stones out the garden, filled a wheelbarrow it seems. Then a month later, all the stones are back. Where they come from? Is there some kind of garden pixie that delights in filling your garden with stones? | |||
"Everything Jim. Im currently waiting for Darryl ![]() I think it's a good solid name. | |||
" ![]() ![]() You know there's a Duck Store in Shrewsbury. ![]() | |||
"Long time dabber but newbie on the forums so... evening all" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, New Voo. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
"It’s nearly midnight, Jim! How has your day been? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. It's been alright, a little bit boring to be honest. At the end of the day, how was your day?" Sucks that it was boring. We’ll get em next time! My day was productive. Got some cleaning done most importantly. ![]() | |||
" ![]() ![]() ![]() No!! I did not know but now I do and now I have ideas. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Everyone say hello to _oodood. He's a little bit Essex, he's a little bit Suffuck." Hello _oodood, I'm a little bit Essex too. ![]() | |||
"Long time dabber but newbie on the forums so... evening all" Good evening pal! Welcome ![]() | |||
"Evening ![]() I'm not really into it. I'm not against it, it's just not my thing. That's alright. x | |||
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"Evening Jim and all. At home drinking red wine and watching comedy film ![]() ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. ![]() | |||
"Everyone say hello to _oodood. He's a little bit Essex, he's a little bit Suffuck." In the midnight hour, we shout "hello" a bit more ![]() | |||
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"It’s midnight ![]() Come here. x! | |||
"Evening Jim and all. At home drinking red wine and watching comedy film ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A comedy called the escorts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Everything Jim. Im currently waiting for Darryl ![]() That's because you love him. | |||
"It’s midnight ![]() Is this where you run away and leave your glass slipper behind? | |||
"It’s nearly midnight, Jim! How has your day been? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. It's been alright, a little bit boring to be honest. At the end of the day, how was your day? Sucks that it was boring. We’ll get em next time! My day was productive. Got some cleaning done most importantly. ![]() It's okay. I need more information. What have you cleaned? | |||
" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's a fantastic shop, you'll like it. | |||
"It’s midnight ![]() I thought this moment would never come ![]() | |||
"It’s midnight ![]() No! That’s Cinderella!! Besides I wasn’t lucky enough to spend the night dancing with someone gorgeous tonight. | |||
"Good evening Jim, and all you lovely fabbers. Quiet night at work here." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Catch. It feels really Bank Holiday. | |||
"Good evening Jim.....off now for 4 days. What will I do ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Toxic. The possibilities are endless. | |||
"Evening Jim and all. At home drinking red wine and watching comedy film ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You saucy devil. | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wonder how many little duckies I'll come home with ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Urgh, my stupid left foot needs to do one! I want to rip it off and never see it again ![]() Not that this is helpful but sending you lots of love ![]() | |||
"It’s midnight ![]() Nope. | |||
"Everything Jim. Im currently waiting for Darryl ![]() I do Jim ![]() | |||
"Urgh, my stupid left foot needs to do one! I want to rip it off and never see it again ![]() Blimey. | |||
"Good evening ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blu. Is it evening in Larksville? | |||
"Good evening ![]() Or is it good afternoon for you guys ![]() ![]() | |||
"Urgh, my stupid left foot needs to do one! I want to rip it off and never see it again ![]() ![]() Thanks. My foot is too hot and honestly feels like it will explode. Temperature regulation is one of the things that doesn't work on that side anymore ![]() | |||
"It’s midnight ![]() Lorna, please ![]() | |||
" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Crikey, you could go duck crazy in there. | |||
"Urgh, my stupid left foot needs to do one! I want to rip it off and never see it again ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no ![]() | |||
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"I need a sit-down wee." Ok confession. I treat myself to these ALL the time at home. ![]() | |||
"I need a sit-down wee. Ok confession. I treat myself to these ALL the time at home. ![]() I'm glad it's not just me then | |||
"I need a sit-down wee. Ok confession. I treat myself to these ALL the time at home. ![]() We deserve to treat ourselves ![]() | |||
"I need a sit-down wee. Ok confession. I treat myself to these ALL the time at home. ![]() Nothing to be embarrassed about. Good on you for coming out as a sit-down wee man. | |||
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"I need a sit-down wee. Ok confession. I treat myself to these ALL the time at home. ![]() This truly is a safe space ![]() | |||
"And, Voo!" Easier to read your messages for one thing.. | |||
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"Good evening everyone, big squishy hugs all around xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight. x ![]() | |||
"I need a sit-down wee. Ok confession. I treat myself to these ALL the time at home. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"And, Voo! Easier to read your messages for one thing.." Oh, Voo. You don't take your phone to the loo. | |||
"Are the floors really cold in travel lodge / premier Inn? Judging by some of the videos they must be because the poor guys always have to keep their socks on" I don't know, because I wheel over them ![]() | |||
" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's in The Darwin Centre. And I probably owe you a coffee, if you fancy a coffee. | |||
"Are the floors really cold in travel lodge / premier Inn? Judging by some of the videos they must be because the poor guys always have to keep their socks on" I have heard about men getting cold feet. | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's a fun offer, ducks and Jim in real time. I couldn't possibly say no. ![]() | |||
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"Are the floors really cold in travel lodge / premier Inn? Judging by some of the videos they must be because the poor guys always have to keep their socks on I have heard about men getting cold feet." You know sometimes I really don't know if we are ready to know what it is you have heard. Xxx | |||
"Are the floors really cold in travel lodge / premier Inn? Judging by some of the videos they must be because the poor guys always have to keep their socks on I have heard about men getting cold feet. You know sometimes I really don't know if we are ready to know what it is you have heard. Xxx" ![]() | |||
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"Evening folks. Not long off a night shift. So here for a while. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DCM. Put your feet up and relax. Smileyface | |||
"Evening folks. Not long off a night shift. So here for a while. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DCM. Put your feet up and relax. Smileyface" Feet are up dinner is in the oven I'm here for the long haul lol. | |||
"Evening folks. Not long off a night shift. So here for a while. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DCM. Put your feet up and relax. Smileyface Feet are up dinner is in the oven I'm here for the long haul lol. " ![]() | |||
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"I just had my chat with Darryl. ![]() Flippin' heck, I missed it. What's Darryl talking about? | |||
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"Piri piri chicken breast and rice. " ![]() | |||
"I just had my chat with Darryl. ![]() The Queen ![]() ![]() | |||
"I just had my chat with Darryl. ![]() ![]() ![]() What time did you start your chat? | |||
"Piri piri chicken breast and rice. " I hope you have enough for everyone x | |||
"Piri piri chicken breast and rice. I hope you have enough for everyone x" Sorry your outwith the deliveroo delivery area. | |||
"Piri piri chicken breast and rice. I hope you have enough for everyone x Sorry your outwith the deliveroo delivery area. " Deliverboo. | |||
"I just had my chat with Darryl. ![]() ![]() ![]() 1.13. | |||
"Piri piri chicken breast and rice. I hope you have enough for everyone x Sorry your outwith the deliveroo delivery area. Deliverboo." Any complaints should be taken up through the deliveroo APP. Sorry for any inconvenience caused | |||
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"Piri piri chicken breast and rice. I hope you have enough for everyone x Sorry your outwith the deliveroo delivery area. Deliverboo. Any complaints should be taken up through the deliveroo APP. Sorry for any inconvenience caused " ![]() | |||
"Piri piri chicken breast and rice. I hope you have enough for everyone x Sorry your outwith the deliveroo delivery area. Deliverboo. Any complaints should be taken up through the deliveroo APP. Sorry for any inconvenience caused " Deliverboo x | |||
"Late night fire pit going on up north ...How's everyone?" Summer nights. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. I'm not too bad. Jubileeface | |||
"Piri piri chicken breast and rice. I hope you have enough for everyone x Sorry your outwith the deliveroo delivery area. Deliverboo. Any complaints should be taken up through the deliveroo APP. Sorry for any inconvenience caused Deliverboo x" You tell him. | |||
"Late night fire pit going on up north ...How's everyone? Summer nights. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. I'm not too bad. Jubileeface" You're always on top of the world ej ![]() | |||
"Piri piri chicken breast and rice. I hope you have enough for everyone x Sorry your outwith the deliveroo delivery area. Deliverboo. Any complaints should be taken up through the deliveroo APP. Sorry for any inconvenience caused Deliverboo x You tell him." Telt lol | |||
"Late night fire pit going on up north ...How's everyone? Summer nights. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. I'm not too bad. Jubileeface You're always on top of the world ej ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Where you been?" For a sit down wee ![]() | |||
"Where you been?" I had a break, I ate a packet of wine gums. | |||
"Where you been? For a sit down wee ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnSeeN. Not this time. But I am drinking some cola for the next sit-down wee. | |||
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"Well it's time to say good night and wish everyone sweet dreams. Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree I travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something" https://youtu.be/uyN66XI1zp4 Sweet dreams. x | |||
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"Good morning Jim ![]() Good morning, Comp. Happy Platinum Saturday. Smileyface | |||
"Good morning Jim ![]() Thank you Jim ![]() ![]() | |||
"It is a taboo subject in China. So much so, it is said, that today most young Chinese people know nothing about it." That is very true, Jim. Most of our Chinese students know nothing about it at all. | |||