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"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover."
At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead  |
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"Enjoyed reading this - gives me a zest for life and to do all the things for people who can't do them as much any more!  "
Excellent. Could you pop over and mow my lawns and put a few shelves up. You’re not far away. |
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"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.
At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead "
Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers |
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"Enjoyed reading this - gives me a zest for life and to do all the things for people who can't do them as much any more!
Excellent. Could you pop over and mow my lawns and put a few shelves up. You’re not far away. "
Same…. Can you pop over and help me put on my support tights please? |
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"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.
At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead
Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers "
Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it  . I met someone from fab the other day and we went for a walk in a park. There was a really wide stream thing. He said ah we’ll have to walk up there to get around that. I said don’t be silly I can jump that .
Guess who ended up flat on their face. |
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over a year ago
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"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.
At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead
Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers
Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it . I met someone from fab the other day and we went for a walk in a park. There was a really wide stream thing. He said ah we’ll have to walk up there to get around that. I said don’t be silly I can jump that .
Guess who ended up flat on their face. "
How on earth did you manage to reach the age you are?  |
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"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.
At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead
Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers
Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it . I met someone from fab the other day and we went for a walk in a park. There was a really wide stream thing. He said ah we’ll have to walk up there to get around that. I said don’t be silly I can jump that .
Guess who ended up flat on their face.
How on earth did you manage to reach the age you are? "
I often wonder . |
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"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.
At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead
Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers
Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it . I met someone from fab the other day and we went for a walk in a park. There was a really wide stream thing. He said ah we’ll have to walk up there to get around that. I said don’t be silly I can jump that .
Guess who ended up flat on their face.
How on earth did you manage to reach the age you are?
I often wonder . "
I'm not laughing at all honestly  |
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"When you bend very carefully because you know that if you move too quickly you'll pinch that nerve in your back again 
NBVN x"
I get the same thing in my neck! I always be careful how quickly I turn my neck in case I pull something  |
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"When you bend very carefully because you know that if you move too quickly you'll pinch that nerve in your back again
NBVN x"
LOL, (well not really a laughing matter) but I've done that as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you bend very carefully because you know that if you move too quickly you'll pinch that nerve in your back again
NBVN x
LOL, (well not really a laughing matter) but I've done that as well."
A few weeks ago I put bananas into a shopping trolley and it went, blooming fuming I was.
Now when I bend I have started putting my hand on my lower back in preparation for spasm... I look like my old nan god rest her soul
NBVN x |
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I mentioned sending a fax at work the other day.
*blank expressions all round....
I'm dropping the Betamax bomb next week and saving 8 Track for a special occasion.
78's and gramophone will mess with their minds...
Winston |
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When a classic comes on the office radio & only you are singing along or dancing to it 
Other day Heart FM played 'Holiday-Madonna & Club Tropicana- George M' & lad in the office had no idea who these people where! |
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When talking to the apprentices you start every story with. Back in the day.
Also when you dont understand half of the words that come out their mouths.
When did an empty become a GAFF?
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"When a classic comes on the office radio & only you are singing along or dancing to it
Other day Heart FM played 'Holiday-Madonna & Club Tropicana- George M' & lad in the office had no idea who these people where!"
He’s a heathen!
When things you think of as “new” (music, films, tech…) are actually 10, 20…30 years old! |
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"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.
At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead
Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers
Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it . I met someone from fab the other day and we went for a walk in a park. There was a really wide stream thing. He said ah we’ll have to walk up there to get around that. I said don’t be silly I can jump that .
Guess who ended up flat on their face.
How on earth did you manage to reach the age you are?
I often wonder .
I'm not laughing at all honestly "
Im still laughing |
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"I mentioned sending a fax at work the other day.
*blank expressions all round....
I'm dropping the Betamax bomb next week and saving 8 Track for a special occasion.
78's and gramophone will mess with their minds...
Winston"
8 track for special occasions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your son teaches you how to use tech stuff cause your clueless.
Those dildos are complicated stuff. "
Pretty straight forward once someone talked me through it! App makes it petty easy. |
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"When your son teaches you how to use tech stuff cause your clueless.
Pretty straight forward once someone talked me through it! App makes it petty easy. "
You need to be sure, they can cause messy reactions if your not fully conversant with the on-off switch. |
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