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"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose  I was only a kid at the time  "
I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.
Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now? |
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"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time
I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.
Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now?"
When one of my sons was little he shoved a sugarpufff up his nose |
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"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time
I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.
Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now?"
I haven't got a clue why I stuck it up my nose! |
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"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............  
I'm all ears (not literally, of course)."
was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........ |
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"Would anyone care to talk about their experiences?
Once went to the doctor with throat problems. He put something hard in my mouth and said "Say ahh"."
is that the right order? lol the order might be the important bit!!!! |
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"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............
I'm all ears (not literally, of course).
was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........ "
More! More! |
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"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time
I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.
Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now?"
My son shoved a marble up his bum when I was bathing him as a little boy. When I asked him in panic why he did it his reply was "To see if it fits"!!! Kids eh?  |
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"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............
I'm all ears (not literally, of course).
was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........
More! More!"
through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and ............. |
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"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............
I'm all ears (not literally, of course).
was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........
More! More!
through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and ............. "
C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there... |
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"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............
I'm all ears (not literally, of course).
was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........
More! More!
through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............
C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there..."
as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and .............. |
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"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............
I'm all ears (not literally, of course).
was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........
More! More!
through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............
C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there...
as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and .............. "
Damn minx! Finish it (and me) off please!!! |
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"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............
I'm all ears (not literally, of course).
was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........
More! More!
through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............
C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there...
as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and ..............
Damn minx! Finish it (and me) off please!!!"
not only was the finger broken, but it was missing half the knuckle tooo - and is now very twisted thanks to her wiggling it about ...........
Do u think the OP was really wanting this explanation lol?? |
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"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............
I'm all ears (not literally, of course).
was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........
More! More!
through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............
C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there...
as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and ..............
Damn minx! Finish it (and me) off please!!!
not only was the finger broken, but it was missing half the knuckle tooo - and is now very twisted thanks to her wiggling it about ...........
Do u think the OP was really wanting this explanation lol?? "
I think so... |
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"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............
I'm all ears (not literally, of course).
was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........
More! More!
through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............
C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there...
as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and ..............
Damn minx! Finish it (and me) off please!!!
not only was the finger broken, but it was missing half the knuckle tooo - and is now very twisted thanks to her wiggling it about ...........
Do u think the OP was really wanting this explanation lol??
I think so..."
cool happy to oblige |
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"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time
I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.
Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now?"
I stuck tissue up mine when i was tiny.... mum couldn't figure what this smell was following me around.
Turned out it had rotted up my nose  |
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A friend of ours was going for a rectal internal, when the doc, having aplied the lube, inserted and proceeded to tell them that they had a hearing problem...reply, how can you tell from sticking your hand up my back passage! |
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"I broke an eyelash once. That was frickin painful. 
Poor Wishy.
You might want to get your cock looked at, it looks like a twister "
It's just me getting the Xmas Atmos. |
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"haha, I just looked at the bigger one to see what it is.  "
I had a Scottish girl play with it once and she yelled, "Och, it's grewsome!"
So I told her to touch it again and it'll grewsome more. |
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"Is the OP training to be a doctor and is looking to cheat at his medical exam?
Or are you looking to get kicks out of hearing tales of fajinercalogical examinations?"
Yeah, what he said! |
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I went to toot out my window at some little oik on a bike near my car, forgot about the yucca plant on my windowsill which stabbed me in the eye , 8hrs in A an E ooooouch ! |
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When I met the surgeon doing my lumpectomy ..
He walked in lowered my gown very slightly marked me with a large black arrow. Despite me having 4'' of wire extending from the breast in question.
Not a word passed his lips . Ignorant man.
not what you wanted to hear im sure |
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