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Best or funniest answer machine message

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By *eminiman61 OP   Man  over a year ago

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My mums friends dead now but the following conversations true

A..... Hello

Me... Hiya Alan its Neil Josies lad

A...... Hello

Me.....Hiya Alan its Neil Josies lad

A...... Sorry I cant hear you

Me...... Alan its Neil Josies lad (slightly louder)

A..... You sound miles away

Me..... ALAN ITS NEIL JOSIES LAD (really loud)

A..... Sorry I cant get to the phone right now this is my answer machine leave a message and I'll get back to you

Me...... Bastard!!!!!

I thought this was fantastic...... Anyone had similar or better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a fiend who has something similar set up for the telesales people. He listens in and has a laugh at their expense.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Hello, Sperm Bank. You jack it, we pack it. How can we service you'

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