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Vagina Flavoured Crisps!!
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A company is apparently making vagina flavoured crisps. It begs a whole lot of questions, but would ya?
Here goes:
The Lithuanian company Chazz has launched vagina-flavored chips. "For the hottest", "All bodies taste good", or "No condoms" are some of the messages that can be read on the bag containing these new potatoes, as collected by 'La Vanguardia'.
On sale only to over 18s on the website of its creators and on other distribution platforms such as Amazon, these controversial potatoes with a price of 9.99 euros for a single bag of 200 grams do not reveal on the package which is the secret to achieving this flavour.
What the company does ensure is that the entire marketing department has taken very seriously the attempt to reproduce this flavour perfectly, based on their own experiences and those of their acquaintances, and carrying out a crowd poll asking people what the taste of female genitalia reminds them of.
The package does detail the ingredients that make up the recipe to give us an idea of ??the results of the surveys: the snack is prepared with potato, onion, garlic, sugar, sour cream, lemon, bay leaf and a little parsley.
The new product from Chazz, which had previously launched snacks with flavors such as 'Bloody Mary' or 'marijuana and jalapeños', currently does not have ratings on platforms such as Amazon that allow us to know the degree of customer satisfaction.
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"I can imagine the accompanying slogan: ‘Now you REALLY can eat pussy all day long!’  "
They already did that slogan with that energy drink. Then got sued and had to censor it. And now it's uncensored again but no longer carries the slogan "tastes like the real thing" |
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"Has Gwyneth Paltrow got something to do with this? "
I’m really late to this to add anymore jokes.
But damn, imagine opening it and not likening the smell… the worst £10 I’ve ever spent.
^thank god I’ve never said that before  |
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