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"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.
Oi get off our thread you got your own  "
I'm from Derby. Too southern to be a northerner, too northern to be a southerner. I'm in geographical purgatory  |
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"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.
Oi get off our thread you got your own
I'm from Derby. Too southern to be a northerner, too northern to be a southerner. I'm in geographical purgatory "
Are you not in the Midlands |
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"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.
Oi get off our thread you got your own
I'm from Derby. Too southern to be a northerner, too northern to be a southerner. I'm in geographical purgatory
Are you not in the Midlands "
I am, in fact, I created my own thread. It's a great thread. The best. No other thread compares |
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"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G."
Oh i do that, but I'm from ooop North |
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"You look around the tube and see people who look like they may commit murder if anyone makes eye contact"
This is why Londoners are good and righteous yeomen and women. If I wanted to acknowledge the existence of a stranger I'd have asked for a letter of introduction. |
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"You own a coat. And wear it when it's not snowing.
You think a fifth tackle is what happens at the end of a gang bang.
You allow the kids to use the front door. "
No, a 5th tackle is when you might start considering passing it to the centres. |
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"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.
Oi get off our thread you got your own
I'm from Derby. Too southern to be a northerner, too northern to be a southerner. I'm in geographical purgatory "
You know you're a Midlander when... |
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"You look around the tube and see people who look like they may commit murder if anyone makes eye contact
Ain't that the truth  "
It's a ploy to prevent people sitting next to you.
The tube has its very own subculture, unwritten rules and ways.
Only true regular users understand.
Knowing when to sit, when to stand, where to stand in relation to the doors and more importantly who NOT to make eye contact with.
In case they are a serial killer on the prowl or the resident lunatic. |
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"Your cleaner costs £18 an hour and you're grateful
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£18? Mine charges £20."
£20 per hour is pretty good, but dahn saf we clean up before the cleaner comes round and we only have a cleaner cos the neighbour does... 
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"You need your big coat on in July 
This reminds me when I was in Turin one April, walking around in shorts and t-shirt, and the locals were wearing long furry coats, hats and scarves....   "
Same for us in Spain, I’m naked sunbathing and the locals have fleeces and Bob hats on |
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