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Why don't you want to be the next prime minister

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Me can't be arsed

Happy weekends everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd make enemies of many powerful people.

I wouldn't want my fab presence all over the tabloids..

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I don't want to take out an £800,000 loan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like the constant redecorating..

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

Because the security services would have me assassinated/arrested within a week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t want my expenses being made public

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

I prefer an ice cold drink after an Indian

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

I'm too old... nearly old enough to be a USA President

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont have nearly enough kinks and perversions for politics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't lie through my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I like my relative anonymity from the rest of the world

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I'd take the job and resign after a month just so I could get the£115k a year for the rest of my life

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I have no idea how to argue in Parliament. I don't like insulting people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm not PC and I would be too honest for the job.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have no idea how to argue in Parliament. I don't like insulting people. "

I think that would be my problem.

I couldn’t call people “my right honourable………” when they’re not right, and certainly ain’t honourable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might be outed for being on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I won't be allowed a tree house.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Wales

Too many plates to spin! And it’s not worth the stress. Couldn’t do right for doing wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I still have some morals.

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By *kmale201633Man over a year ago

Southampton

Because you get blamed for absolutely everything ever!

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By *hGlobbitsMan over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not a big enough c**t.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Tried it once, the country didn’t like it!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

What if I *do* want to be the next Prime Minister?

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Too many skeletons in closet

Too honest

No patience for arseholes who don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves

Impatient with legislative process

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Way way too much dirt to dig up on me...

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Maggie bring back maggie

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Because apparently this is a democracy not a dictatorship. So I’m afraid I just wouldn’t work for me.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d have to sit next to some proper nobs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be telling people what I actually thought of them so I wouldn't last 5 mins.

I'd be awesome though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd shut Ibrox dowm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*downnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate clearing up other people's shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id have to change my profile from 'can accommodate' to 'cant accommodate'.

And 'must be discreet'

Also PMQ's would descend into chaos, as when the opposition criticised me or my policies, id start insulting them, and probably offer them out.

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By *obandruthCouple over a year ago

wolverhampton

Accommodation is only short stay.

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By *ofu123Man over a year ago

liverpool

I could open an offshore account and dodge tax.

Treat my underlings with contempt.

And lie to the public about anything and still get a cushy pension.

What's not to like !!!

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I'd finish what Guy Forks started all them years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The forum clique would never allow me to be in power

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Would 100% be a 'Dicktator'

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Because it wouldn’t be fair to all those who followed after, having to live up to such a legend.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple over a year ago

letchworth

Couldn’t handle the pressure of not pressing the button that says “DO NOT PRESS”

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Because it's a crap job

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By *uby StarCouple over a year ago

Durham

I wouldn't be able to keep my mouth shut. I'd speak my mind then the shit would well and truly hit the fan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe I should be. Can't be worse than any of the current mps

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd go mad with power

LvM

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Boris has ruined it so much to put right now

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

Kier Starmer would start questioning me ..

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