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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"There once was a man called PP
He lived in a little teepee
Got up for a wee
He still couldn’t see
And peepeed all over his teepee
Morning!"
Morning chicken, thank you that's made me chuckle x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man called PP
He lived in a little teepee
Got up for a wee
He still couldn’t see
And peepeed all over his teepee
Morning!
Morning chicken, thank you that's made me chuckle x "
Wishing you a wonderful Wednesday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning, half way to the weekend.
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There once was a man called order
Who felt he was getting bored-er
He came on here
To see who’s near
And found he was actually a hoarder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a hot woman, chiken555
Who's cleavage make a penis come very alive,
She is hot with strange taste and she loves her cream eggs,
she still would look sexy wearing my old kegs."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a woman called Brock
Who fancied herself in a frock
She liked to impress
In a bodycon dress
But never could quite hide her cock
Morning all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy hump day everyone! The end of the week is in sight "
A pair of village villains
Stole the hearts of millions
Their pics were ace
They now embrace
The aching hearts of billions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a woman called Brock
Who fancied herself in a frock
She liked to impress
In a bodycon dress
But never could quite hide her cock
Morning all!"
A man called thick and juicy
Fell for a woman named Lucy
They married in haste
Without getting a taste
Of anything a little more loosey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning all!
No clever ditties here,
just been woken by my kitties here "
There once was a lovely distraction
Who wasn’t too hot on fractions
Her sums were wrong
She miscounted her thongs
And missed out on lots of action
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning perverts and pervettes "
A beautiful lady called Lisa
We all tried so hard to please her
We offered her cherries
And plenty of berries
But she just wanted a slice of pizza |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Good morning perverts and pervettes
A beautiful lady called Lisa
We all tried so hard to please her
We offered her cherries
And plenty of berries
But she just wanted a slice of pizza "
Chicken... you're amazing!
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was an old farmer from Greece,
Who did dreadful things to his geese,
He went too far with the budgerigar,
And the parrot phoned the police. "
Brilliant!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy Hump Day Everyone "
A man without his cover
He went in search of a brother
His duvet he stole
No tales he told
Of the night he spent truly undercover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning perverts and pervettes
A beautiful lady called Lisa
We all tried so hard to please her
We offered her cherries
And plenty of berries
But she just wanted a slice of pizza
Chicken... you're amazing!
Thank you "
Think my creative license is being stretched this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a hottie called Chicken,
Whose boobies cried out for lickin'
She liked her Creme Eggs
Between her legs
So she could get a good dickin'..
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Fuck me that’s one for the win! |
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"Good Morning all!
No clever ditties here,
just been woken by my kitties here
There once was a lovely distraction
Who wasn’t too hot on fractions
Her sums were wrong
She miscounted her thongs
And missed out on lots of action
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You are on fire today! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was an old farmer from Greece,
Who did dreadful things to his geese,
He went too far with the budgerigar,
And the parrot phoned the police. "
A lady we all called sprockett
Kept funny old things in her pocket
Upon emptying them out
She gave a shout
To find a very old family locket |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"There once was a hottie called Chicken,
Whose boobies cried out for lickin'
She liked her Creme Eggs
Between her legs
So she could get a good dickin'..
Fuck me that’s one for the win! "
Welcome!
Thought that you'd like your own one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Wednesday….
Thou bring the excitedness to which
The week I’m battling is almost a distant memory
And thy weekend will bringeth
Rest, play and Netflix.
Doesn’t all have to rhyme right?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh Wednesday….
Thou bring the excitedness to which
The week I’m battling is almost a distant memory
And thy weekend will bringeth
Rest, play and Netflix.
Doesn’t all have to rhyme right? "
Upon returning this gent
To where he was from (a tent)
He tried his best
But mucked up the rest
And now he’s late with his rent |
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"There was an old farmer from Greece,
Who did dreadful things to his geese,
He went too far with the budgerigar,
And the parrot phoned the police.
A lady we all called sprockett
Kept funny old things in her pocket
Upon emptying them out
She gave a shout
To find a very old family locket "
Chicken, is frickin awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all, happy hump day.
Mrs "
The knights of the coffee table
Were certainly willing and able
They fought till the end
Their swords they did bend
To prove they were more than a fable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning all and happy hump day work bound so non fun for moi  "
The beautiful Lady Luck
Could just not give a fuck
The men on here
Tried to be dear
But she ended up with a pet duck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning OP et al.
I slept terribly last night. Did not drop off until 3pm’ish. But it’s normal as I had my long chemotherapy session yesterday and when that occurs I always am kept up at night. I think it’s the stimulants pumped into me.
But I feel quite good right now. It’s my chemo day 2 today and as it happens it’s my FINAL day of treatment. It’s been 6 cycles and the same number of months but at last the day has arrived. I plan to ring the hell out of that bell later |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Good morning OP et al.
I slept terribly last night. Did not drop off until 3pm’ish. But it’s normal as I had my long chemotherapy session yesterday and when that occurs I always am kept up at night. I think it’s the stimulants pumped into me.
But I feel quite good right now. It’s my chemo day 2 today and as it happens it’s my FINAL day of treatment. It’s been 6 cycles and the same number of months but at last the day has arrived. I plan to ring the hell out of that bell later "
Morning and that brilliant news, sorry about the side effects, ring that bell loud   |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Good morning OP et al.
I slept terribly last night. Did not drop off until 3pm’ish. But it’s normal as I had my long chemotherapy session yesterday and when that occurs I always am kept up at night. I think it’s the stimulants pumped into me.
But I feel quite good right now. It’s my chemo day 2 today and as it happens it’s my FINAL day of treatment. It’s been 6 cycles and the same number of months but at last the day has arrived. I plan to ring the hell out of that bell later "
I'm so pleased for you, Revolver.
I can't imagine how difficult this has been. Sending bell-ringing hugs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning OP et al.
I slept terribly last night. Did not drop off until 3pm’ish. But it’s normal as I had my long chemotherapy session yesterday and when that occurs I always am kept up at night. I think it’s the stimulants pumped into me.
But I feel quite good right now. It’s my chemo day 2 today and as it happens it’s my FINAL day of treatment. It’s been 6 cycles and the same number of months but at last the day has arrived. I plan to ring the hell out of that bell later "
A fabulous chap called revolver
Had help to make him a solver
The c word got fucked
Revolver was in luck
And now he’s a lovely problem solver
Hugest congratulations to you sir, may the odds forever be in your favour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is so much creativity on this thread, I wish I could write funny little poems! "
A lady with a marvellous booty
Like to get very fruity
She gave it a wiggle
And then a big jiggle
Because she was such a cutie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is so much creativity on this thread, I wish I could write funny little poems! "
There was a young lady from Aberdeen
Who upon penning a poem was keen
These words she said on a forum
And I’m glad that I saw ‘em
So on her behalf I could intervene |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
I'll know it when I find it. |
"Good morning OP et al.
I slept terribly last night. Did not drop off until 3pm’ish. But it’s normal as I had my long chemotherapy session yesterday and when that occurs I always am kept up at night. I think it’s the stimulants pumped into me.
But I feel quite good right now. It’s my chemo day 2 today and as it happens it’s my FINAL day of treatment. It’s been 6 cycles and the same number of months but at last the day has arrived. I plan to ring the hell out of that bell later "
Oh that's wonderful news! I hope the bell ringing brings joy to your ears, x |
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