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Imagine if strap ons and dildos had built in blue tooth speakers.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d imagine they would be useful for parties.

What tunes would you play.

I’m thinking the theme from Jaws or maybe the Omen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Darth Vader's march

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Benny Hill theme

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Your internet

"I’d imagine they would be useful for parties.

What tunes would you play.

I’m thinking the theme from Jaws or maybe the Omen.

Sorry - tangent - WTF have you done to the boys??!!!! Cripes that looks painful

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’d imagine they would be useful for parties.

What tunes would you play.

I’m thinking the theme from Jaws or maybe the Omen.

Sorry - tangent - WTF have you done to the boys??!!!! Cripes that looks painful

Don’t now what you mean.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

The Jam - Going Underground

Sum 41 - In Too Deep

Dire Straits - Tunnel of Love

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Darth Vader's march"

It could light up like a light sabre too.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"The Benny Hill theme "

But you’d never ever actually catch up with the girl.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"The Jam - Going Underground

Sum 41 - In Too Deep

Dire Straits - Tunnel of Love

Now we’re talking.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man over a year ago

San Fran Exeter

Ride of the Valkyries...

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

You joke, but there are Bluetooth and wi-fi connected sex toys out there.

There was a huge thing in the security system world where one sex toy, complete with camera on the end of the dildo, was vulnerable to being hacked and the camera stream recorded

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Darth Vader's march

It could light up like a light sabre too. "

Hopefully making the wum wum noise as they thrust

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ride of the Valkyries..."

Charlie don’t surf.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

God is a DJ

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Tender Love - Force MDs

Let's Talk About Sex - Salt N Pepa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d imagine they would be useful for parties.

What tunes would you play.

I’m thinking the theme from Jaws or maybe the Omen.

Sorry - tangent - WTF have you done to the boys??!!!! Cripes that looks painful

Glad I'm not the only one trying to work out what's going on. It looks like your cock is on backwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Darth Vader's march

It could light up like a light sabre too. "

Can only do that if it makes the noise too.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man over a year ago

San Fran Exeter

Highway to the Dangerzone...

Pink Panther theme...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’d imagine they would be useful for parties.

What tunes would you play.

I’m thinking the theme from Jaws or maybe the Omen.

Sorry - tangent - WTF have you done to the boys??!!!! Cripes that looks painful

Glad I'm not the only one trying to work out what's going on. It looks like your cock is on backwards

Have you turned your screen upside down or tried to bend your neck.

Kilroy was here

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Soft and wet. Prince

Get on top. rhcp

Let's go to bed. The cure

A question lust. Depeche mode

Big muff. Depeche mode

Entertain me. Soft cell

Here comes the flood. Peter Gabriel

Hump de bump. Rhcp

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Soft and wet. Prince

Get on top. rhcp

Let's go to bed. The cure

A question lust. Depeche mode

Big muff. Depeche mode

Entertain me. Soft cell

Here comes the flood. Peter Gabriel

Hump de bump. Rhcp

With a playlist like that, I’m thinking you’ve already got one.

And you’ve led me into

Robbie Williams Let me entertain you.

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"Soft and wet. Prince

Get on top. rhcp

Let's go to bed. The cure

A question lust. Depeche mode

Big muff. Depeche mode

Entertain me. Soft cell

Here comes the flood. Peter Gabriel

Hump de bump. Rhcp

With a playlist like that, I’m thinking you’ve already got one.

And you’ve led me into

Robbie Williams Let me entertain you.

Yes they've been out for a while now

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By *iscreetdesire22Man over a year ago

East Midlands

Against all odds

Pull up to the bumper

Crying

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's raining men. That song makes everything better

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

1812 Overture.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

George Michael - careless whisper

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It's raining men. That song makes everything better

So do boobs.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"1812 Overture....."

Quite the climax.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Led Zeppelin's "Got a Whole Lotta Love"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Pharrel Williams - Happy

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Slippery when wet, think it's bon Jovi

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Cardi B : "There's Some Whores in this House"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Slippery when wet, think it's bon Jovi "

It certainly is. Slippery that is, I’m not sure about Bon Jovi.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Cardi B : "There's Some Whores in this House"

Perhaps not on a first date.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Psycho Killer by talking heads.

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Come, orgasm by Prince

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Sexy mf Prince again lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Rammstein: "Pussy"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They would be playing some bangers.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Crazy Frog - Axel F

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By *he VanderfluffsCouple over a year ago

Malice

Creep Radiohead or the theme tune to step toe and son .

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Anything by the Pussycat Dolls maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theme tune to the Benny Hill show

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Closer

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Depeche Mode: "Question of Lust"

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Strap on song. Domenick o'kieran

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Chelsea Dagger by the Fratellis. Could have walk on music like at the darts too.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Anything by the Prod igy

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Underworld: "Born Slippy"

Rammstein: "Dicke Titten"

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

Carmina Burana.

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Your internet

And one for those into playing during ‘that’ week:

Pump up the Jam

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"And one for those into playing during ‘that’ week:

Pump up the Jam "

Haha that's gross

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

How about the Ottawa classic D.I.L.D.O

She is DILDO, she is DILDO.

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"How about the Ottawa classic D.I.L.D.O

She is DILDO, she is DILDO. "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

COME IN NUMBER SIX, YOUR TIME IS UP

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Purple vein, prince.

In your womb, Depeche mode.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

The only way is UP

Yazz.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Push the button

Sugarbabes

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Good vibrations

The Monkees.

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