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"At uni, a couple of friends didn’t have lube so they used butter Someone I know used garlic mayo from her chippy on a night out and she ended up in hospital cause she couldn’t stop cumming for days, turns out maggots were growing in her fanny" Is that really true lol | |||
"Electrolux vacuum cleaner. Apparently nothing sucks like it " Combine it with a bit of teabagging with a dyson ball cleaner. ![]() | |||
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"Toilet Brush. Fridge Magnets. Frying Pan." Would love cook you a dish after that had been inside you well the handle lol | |||
"Toilet Brush. Fridge Magnets. Frying Pan." 'Fridge Magnets' alone makes this one of your top 5 responses, but you nailed the landing for me also. ![]() | |||
"At uni, a couple of friends didn’t have lube so they used butter Someone I know used garlic mayo from her chippy on a night out and she ended up in hospital cause she couldn’t stop cumming for days, turns out maggots were growing in her fanny" That's enough Internet for one day | |||
"The washing line, the bookcase and the dishwasher ![]() I need to know more | |||