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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Would you act a bit bashful at first, protest that I’m just saying it and then send me pictures of boobs, bums, todgers and fannies.

Just asking, not for a friend but for me.

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

No, I would be suprised that the bromine in your whorelicks didnt work@

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"No, I would be suprised that the bromine in your whorelicks didnt work@ "

You can overcome the bromide effect

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Pretty much… apart from saying thank you first

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Pretty much… apart from saying thank you first "

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably just respond with "cheers mate," or... "yeah I know"

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

No, I would laugh and tell you to get your eyes tested.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't believe you. Laugh it off and tell you to be thankful I don't take pics of my foof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I typed out a long poignant message and it got lost somewhere...

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman  over a year ago

your head

Probably

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I wouldn't believe you. Laugh it off and tell you to be thankful I don't take pics of my foof "

I’ll never be thankful of that

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I typed out a long poignant message and it got lost somewhere..."

Bugger.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Probably "

You have a beautiful body

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bump out of desperation.

You have a beautiful body, yes you, you do you know.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Well if its not you I dunno.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Bump out of desperation.

You have a beautiful body, yes you, you do you know. "

Don't worry, I know

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well if its not you I dunno."

It’s me, it’s me

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Bump out of desperation.

You have a beautiful body, yes you, you do you know.

Don't worry, I know "

Can’t dispute the facts.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I keep on trying.

Apparently I’m very trying.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Recycling an old thread because frankly I haven’t got the energy for sparkling wit and originality today.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let you smash my ass till I couldn’t walk

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I believe your first post basically gets it in one.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Let you smash my ass till I couldn’t walk "

Best get a taxi home then.

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By *alico_KittyWoman  over a year ago

Kittys Lane

I'd say you need to visit "Specsavers"

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'd say you need to visit "Specsavers""

I’d say I already have and these goggly eyes see you for the beauty you are.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I'd probably assume you were trying to get your dick wet, roll my eyes and continue to ignore.

Mrs

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'd probably assume you were trying to get your dick wet, roll my eyes and continue to ignore.

Mrs"

Valid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

57

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let you smash my ass till I couldn’t walk

Best get a taxi home then. "

Ha ha missed opportunity there need to be a bit more thinkful

Your come back should have been

Ooo well if you can’t walk it just means we need to stay another night in the hotel

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Nocturnal bump.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Might go better on a Friday.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Would you act a bit bashful at first, protest that I’m just saying it and then send me pictures of boobs, bums, todgers and fannies.

Just asking, not for a friend but for me. "

Just bumping because what’s the worst that can happen.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Some people could say it and I’d worry they’re evaluating me as dog food.

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By *mf123Man 3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Id say no shit sherlock

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By *alico_KittyWoman 3 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Have you been to Specsavers yet Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Have you been to Specsavers yet Fiddles "

If my eyes were failing I’d definitely want to feel my way round your body. X

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By *alico_KittyWoman 3 weeks ago

Kittys Lane


"Have you been to Specsavers yet Fiddles

If my eyes were failing I’d definitely want to feel my way round your body. X"

Ohh I definitely like that reply Fiddles x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Would you act a bit bashful at first, protest that I’m just saying it and then send me pictures of boobs, bums, todgers and fannies.

Just asking, not for a friend but for me.

Just bumping because what’s the worst that can happen. "

Your inbox remains devoid of said body parts.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Would you act a bit bashful at first, protest that I’m just saying it and then send me pictures of boobs, bums, todgers and fannies.

Just asking, not for a friend but for me.

Just bumping because what’s the worst that can happen.

Your inbox remains devoid of said body parts."

Indeed it does. Not a teat in sight.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester

Not unless it's your birthday

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not unless it's your birthday "

Errrr

What are the chances …………

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton

I would say thank you very much kind gent ... then proceeed to send you a variety of filth and if you didnt reply to me call you a hoe bag 😘

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Fiddles - you're a tart.

Or your 'friend' is. 😆 🤣

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I would say thank you very much kind gent ... then proceeed to send you a variety of filth and if you didnt reply to me call you a hoe bag 😘"

It’s a risk I’m willing to take.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddles - you're a tart.

Or your 'friend' is. 😆 🤣 "

Aren’t we all chunky old boy.

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Fiddles - you're a tart.

Or your 'friend' is. 😆 🤣

Aren’t we all chunky old boy. "

Not me - I'm shy.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

If I said I’m a shameless old perv, would that help.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I would hold it against you.

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I would hold it against you. "

Squeeze that ass.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I would hold it against you. "

In a good way, perhaps with boobs out and everything?

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I would hold it against you.

In a good way, perhaps with boobs out and everything? "

You take her boobs and I'll have that arse of hers.

Deal?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 3 weeks ago

Reading

I'd make some joke about specsavers.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I would hold it against you.

In a good way, perhaps with boobs out and everything?

You take her boobs and I'll have that arse of hers.

Deal? "

I'm not a piece of meat

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Would you act a bit bashful at first, protest that I’m just saying it and then send me pictures of boobs, bums, todgers and fannies.

Just asking, not for a friend but for me.

Just bumping because what’s the worst that can happen.

Your inbox remains devoid of said body parts.

Indeed it does. Not a teat in sight. "

Teat?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I would hold it against you.

In a good way, perhaps with boobs out and everything?

You take her boobs and I'll have that arse of hers.

Deal?

I'm not a piece of meat "

Yeh, she’s not a piece of meat you rabscallion. 😉

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Would you act a bit bashful at first, protest that I’m just saying it and then send me pictures of boobs, bums, todgers and fannies.

Just asking, not for a friend but for me.

Just bumping because what’s the worst that can happen.

Your inbox remains devoid of said body parts.

Indeed it does. Not a teat in sight.

Teat? "

Better than feet.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I would hold it against you.

In a good way, perhaps with boobs out and everything?

You take her boobs and I'll have that arse of hers.

Deal?

I'm not a piece of meat

Yeh, she’s not a piece of meat you rabscallion. 😉"

That was aimed at you also, you fiddler.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I would hold it against you.

In a good way, perhaps with boobs out and everything?

You take her boobs and I'll have that arse of hers.

Deal?

I'm not a piece of meat

Yeh, she’s not a piece of meat you rabscallion. 😉

That was aimed at you also, you fiddler."

Hmmm exposed I am.

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I would hold it against you.

In a good way, perhaps with boobs out and everything?

You take her boobs and I'll have that arse of hers.

Deal?

I'm not a piece of meat "

Shhhh you.

You know you'd love it xxxxxxxx

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I would hold it against you.

In a good way, perhaps with boobs out and everything?

You take her boobs and I'll have that arse of hers.

Deal?

I'm not a piece of meat

Yeh, she’s not a piece of meat you rabscallion. 😉

That was aimed at you also, you fiddler.

Hmmm exposed I am. "

Calm down, Yoda

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By *de81Man 3 weeks ago

Hitchin

This is not the piece of meat you are looking for...

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By *riginal_FlirtWoman 3 weeks ago

Ballymena

I'd say, have a walk round it again and then decide, might take you 5 minutes but I'll wait!

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