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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's my favourite joke in the world.
Can we pretend I haven't admitted that?"
Well i have to admit to wetting my knickers when i was told it - about 20 years ago - still love it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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awwwwwww gotta help the wife out here
What time is it when a pork pie is on the top of the clock.
Summat to 8 (you do have to say it in a broad yorks accent for it to work)
Steve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do elephants wear sandals on the beach?
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So they don't sink into the sand, obviously!
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Why do ostriches bury their heads in the sand?
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They're looking for elephants not wearing sandals!
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