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By *r Sprout OP   Man 32 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

Cheesy lines are often overrated to the point that no one wants to use them anymore. However, they're well-used for a reason, and that's because they can work.

So let’s hear the ones that have worked for you ,or have worked on you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 32 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Did you just come out the oven ??

Because you're hot

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By *oo..Woman 32 weeks ago

Boo's World

If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

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By *r Sprout OP   Man 32 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"Did you just come out the oven ??

Because you're hot "

Thanks grumpy but I’m asking for pick up lines in here

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By *r Sprout OP   Man 32 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again....."

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

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By *thanDiPoolMan 32 weeks ago

ALLOA

Hmm. I do like "I'm jealous of your heart. Because it's pounding inside you and I'm not,"

But that's super cheesy

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again....."

Fair play that’s a shit pickup line…..

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter

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By *thanDiPoolMan 32 weeks ago

ALLOA


"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter "

Interesting one lol

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By *ig_eric_tionMan 32 weeks ago

IPSWICH

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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By *oo..Woman 32 weeks ago

Boo's World


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me "

You still gave me 4 though.....

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By *uke_silverMan 32 weeks ago

London


"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter "

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

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By *thanDiPoolMan 32 weeks ago

ALLOA

There's the is there 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait I forgot U R A Q T. Oh and you will get the d later.

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By *ucka39Man 32 weeks ago

Newcastle

I'm also unable to because it'll keep getting copied and pasted

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By *thanDiPoolMan 32 weeks ago

ALLOA

Haha I need to think outside the box for mine...

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By *r Sprout OP   Man 32 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though....."

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

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By *r Sprout OP   Man 32 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"There's the is there 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait I forgot U R A Q T. Oh and you will get the d later."

I actually like this one. Yes I’m stealing it

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of "

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

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By *thanDiPoolMan 32 weeks ago

ALLOA


"There's the is there 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait I forgot U R A Q T. Oh and you will get the d later.

I actually like this one. Yes I’m stealing it "

:P

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!"

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple 32 weeks ago

Lincoln

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

LvM

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

LvM"

I'd probably tell you to get your eyes tested

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By *uke_silverMan 32 weeks ago

London


"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air "

That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air

That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!"

That was the most annoying part! Skeddadled say had got his flat mates house keys and had to go drop them off but he'd be back.... like hell did he come back lol I was left quite frustrated lol

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By *rofessor ElementalMan 32 weeks ago

Durham

Excuse me, can I ask you something?

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By *uke_silverMan 32 weeks ago

London


"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air

That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!

That was the most annoying part! Skeddadled say had got his flat mates house keys and had to go drop them off but he'd be back.... like hell did he come back lol I was left quite frustrated lol"

Wtf, that's unacceptable behaviour! Why didn't his flat mate have their own keys? I liked the opener but not this ending.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air

That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!

That was the most annoying part! Skeddadled say had got his flat mates house keys and had to go drop them off but he'd be back.... like hell did he come back lol I was left quite frustrated lol

Wtf, that's unacceptable behaviour! Why didn't his flat mate have their own keys? I liked the opener but not this ending."

Yup , that was an interesting weekend to say the least ...

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By *mber81Woman 32 weeks ago

visits Paisley, Scot, lives in Preston, Eng

I was 17 at the Tunnel in Glasgow.

I was asked.

"Are your eyes spanners. Cause my nuts are tightening."

I laughed a lot.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"I was 17 at the Tunnel in Glasgow.

I was asked.

"Are your eyes spanners. Cause my nuts are tightening."

I laughed a lot."

that is good

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple 32 weeks ago

Cumbria

Don't let this grape turn into a murder

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 32 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Did you just come out the oven ??

Because you're hot

Thanks grumpy but I’m asking for pick up lines in here "

Damn sorry

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By *r Sprout OP   Man 32 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat "

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

Fancy a snog? It works for me.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man 32 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"Fancy a snog? It works for me. "

I’ve seen it put in to practice. Very impressive too

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 32 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

"

I can manage a Twix

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix "

Extra??

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By *ockerbeckMan 32 weeks ago

Darlington

Lie down - I think I love you ??

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By *red333Man 32 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Cheesy lines are often overrated to the point that no one wants to use them anymore. However, they're well-used for a reason, and that's because they can work.

So let’s hear the ones that have worked for you ,or have worked on you "

is that a ladder in your tights..... The stairway to heaven

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By *ovetolick78Man 32 weeks ago

The Shire

Can I tickle your belly button please........ From the inside?

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

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By *ovetolick78Man 32 weeks ago

The Shire


"Fancy a tv in your bedroom? "

Depends on the size.

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago


"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

Depends on the size. "

About ten inches on a good day

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By *ovetolick78Man 32 weeks ago

The Shire


"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

Depends on the size.

About ten inches on a good day "

When can I expect delivery.... Or is it collection only??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 32 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

Extra?? "

Anything extra is in person

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago


"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

Depends on the size.

About ten inches on a good day

When can I expect delivery.... Or is it collection only?? "

Oh I can deliver. Pm me your address

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

Extra??

Anything extra is in person "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 32 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

Extra??

Anything extra is in person

"

You know it

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 32 weeks ago

Southampton


"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

Extra??

Anything extra is in person

You know it "

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By *ovetolick78Man 32 weeks ago

The Shire


"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

Depends on the size.

About ten inches on a good day

When can I expect delivery.... Or is it collection only??

Oh I can deliver. Pm me your address "

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 32 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your knickers".

Dips finger in drink, rubs finger on her sleeve.."would you like some help to get you out of that wet clothing?"

"Lovely dress, would look better crumpled up next to my bed"

Proper cheese

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By *ife NinjaMan 32 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Here's 10p. Give your mum a ring and tell her you'll be late home (yes, I'm old )

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By *illy IdolMan 32 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

LvM"

I'm stealing this one!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 32 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Get your coat you’ve pulled has a 100% success rate for me

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By *nitterWoman 32 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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By *cnugatugMan 32 weeks ago

Chatham

Are you a camp fire? Because your smoking hot and I really wanna make smore

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By *ovetolick78Man 32 weeks ago

The Shire


"Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

Works for me.

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

My Dr has advised me to take more vitamin U.

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By *iz78Woman 32 weeks ago

wirral


"Here's 10p. Give your mum a ring and tell her you'll be late home (yes, I'm old ) "

I was going to say that one haha

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By *ife NinjaMan 32 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Here's 10p. Give your mum a ring and tell her you'll be late home (yes, I'm old )

I was going to say that one haha"

It's a classic

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

How heavy is a giant penguin?

No idea, but it's enough to break the ice

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By *iz78Woman 32 weeks ago

wirral


"Here's 10p. Give your mum a ring and tell her you'll be late home (yes, I'm old )

I was going to say that one haha

It's a classic "

Or the old can I have your number because I've forgotten mine

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago


"Fancy a snog? It works for me.

I’ve seen it put in to practice. Very impressive too "

Eeeeiye thank you.

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