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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Vaginas!
What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?
Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’ve given me an earworm Fluffy. Dammit.
My vagina is eight miles wide. Absolutely everyone can fit inside …
Storm Large. Well worth looking up on YouTube. She’s quite something.
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Snort  I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like the ones that aren't on the giant assholes!
Ooooohhhhhh shots fired!"
The Vagina is the perfect machine.
A finger can start it up, it’s self lubricating and can adapt to any size piston. In addition every 4 weeks it carries out a reboot. The downside is the management system can sometimes be completely unpredictable.
Boom...........broadside me thinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snort I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing
Now I want somebody to put ‘Cavernous gash’ as their profile title. Anyone?
Fine  "
Actually I did review a profile this morning which said
My gash loves to be fisted and will happily take a medium size boxing glove sic
Eloquent and articulate I thought. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vaginas!
What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?
Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like "
Personally OP I prefer the terms love canal, hot sleeve of love, mound of Venus or she pocket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vaginas!
What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?
Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like "
From a sensory perspective I can say what I don't like:
Narrow ones that feel like a rubber band.
Short ones that can't take the tip.
Dry ones (makes me feel I'm not doing the right thing, even though it's nothing to do with that at all and I know lube would fix it.)
Odorous ones where the owner has clearly not bothered to look after themselves.
Anything aside from that I'll adore.
But I can also say what I'll worship:
Meaty, gaped, "nasty looking" fleshy ones where the inner labia protrudes out (makes me think the owner takes sex to the next level, even though that might not be true)
Reactive ones that twitch and pulsate
Grippers
Super juiced up/slimy ones.
Squirty ones
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By *resenterMan
over a year ago
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In all fairness if a lady isn’t bothered how big or small, long or short, thin or fat my cock is , am not bothered about shape, size etc of her vagina. Actual I’m just not bothered at all. If a lady wants to spend time with me then we can only play with what we’ve got, not what others have or we may want ourselves. Connect and have fun, that’s the best way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like the ones that aren't on the giant assholes!"
Mine is definitely not on my asshole
I’ve double checked this morning. 100% separate entities - of course second opinions are always welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course it does, what’s not to love about a giant bucket sized growler. Gets me harder than trigonometry.
Disclaimer: tongue very firmly in cheek before the angry pitchfork mob forms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like the ones that aren't on the giant assholes!
Mine is definitely not on my asshole
I’ve double checked this morning. 100% separate entities - of course second opinions are always welcome "
*Cough splutter* see you in 10. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer a friendly face attached
That would be terrifying!!
Please don't Google "vagina face" and click on images."
I have learned the very very hard way to never google anything that anyone says here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon  "
Are you boasting about the size of your cock? Are we talking 747-8 (girth), or 777-300ER (length) or 737-600 (not quite a cocktail sausage)? |
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"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon
Are you boasting about the size of your cock? Are we talking 747-8 (girth), or 777-300ER (length) or 737-600 (not quite a cocktail sausage)?"
How about an F104? Aka pencil d**k. Only kidding I mean no harm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon
Are you boasting about the size of your cock? Are we talking 747-8 (girth), or 777-300ER (length) or 737-600 (not quite a cocktail sausage)?
How about an F104? Aka pencil d**k. Only kidding I mean no harm "
That's not a Boeing and also has not seen use since 2004 (which may reflect many blokes experiences of vaginas on Fab! )  |
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There is greatness in all, well almost all. As long as it doesn't smell of two week old mouldy cod, which sadly I've experienced on an otherwise stunning lady, all is good. Oh and as long as it natural and not a man made one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Snort I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing
Now I want somebody to put ‘Cavernous gash’ as their profile title. Anyone?
Fine
Actually I did review a profile this morning which said
My gash loves to be fisted and will happily take a medium size boxing glove sic
Eloquent and articulate I thought."
I train with 10oz gloves and that thought made me close my legs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer big meaty labia that hang out mmmm love sucking on that se, plus a nice big clit"
Definitely love them and if they squirt then that a bonus. Love to see a wet bed after |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon "
What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the important thing to remember is
Men don’t really know what they want.
The best thing to do is just smoosh their face in it so they can’t complain |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the important thing to remember is
Men don’t really know what they want.
The best thing to do is just smoosh their face in it so they can’t complain "
Haha best answer yet! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon
What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street?"
Desolate and unused? Is that the comparison? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon
What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street?
Desolate and unused? Is that the comparison? "
Saggy and wrinkled |
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"Don't mind me, I'm lurking ready to hotlist those who describe my quim. "
Glorious in its visage........
Worthy of its own picture. Ideally, framed in a gilded finish.
Desirable. Beguiling. Alluring.
But out of reach, alas.
*for reach read "league" |
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i considered trying to get funding for a phd on labia shapes and vagina measurement - didn't think the idea would fly, but it would have made fantastic research and reading. personally i love a squirty and/or gushy one. size wise a nice tight one is great, but have experienced one like a canal tunnel before, which after the initial 'where's the sides' though, was also great |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
London | Belfast | currently Preston |
No, size doesn't matter, only if it's tight and wet. Some pussies are quite loose and you don't feel anything, others feel like they're trying to pull you in.
You can train this, ladies. Kegels. Yoni eggs or whatever they're called. Because unlike dicksizes, which are given by nature, you can proactively change this.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon
What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street?
Desolate and unused? Is that the comparison?
Saggy and wrinkled "
Depends if we’re comparing the
Boeing - Most people have had a go. Fairly standard.
Grand Canyon - One of the wonders of the world which also has astonishing surrounding landscapes
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"*for reach read "league" "
That almost deserves a slap across the cheek. There is no such thing as ‘out of your league’. There are just people, who have different preferences. Shoot your shot, you never know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Snort I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing
Now I want somebody to put ‘Cavernous gash’ as their profile title. Anyone?
Fine
I want to go spelunking "
Bring a torch. It’s dark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vaginas!
What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?
Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like "
I like an echo chamber that reverberates like I'm in a canyon, that's prone to flash flooding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vaginas!
What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?
Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like "
Really??.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I can’t get in up to my waist then I’m not interested
Head first or feet first?"
I think the aesthetics are pretty spectacular regardless but I have to go with head |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"No, size doesn't matter, only if it's tight and wet. Some pussies are quite loose and you don't feel anything, others feel like they're trying to pull you in.
You can train this, ladies. Kegels. Yoni eggs or whatever they're called. Because unlike dicksizes, which are given by nature, you can proactively change this. "
As long as it's not damaged (which can happen through childbirth). Yes you can. Kegels are great. Underappreciated. Not spoken about enough on here.
Make sure you're doing them correctly, Ben Wa balls are fantastic for aiding the exercise and great fun to wear out and about. You know that sensation of milking a cock as you come? It's heightened if you're doing your kegels (correctly!). Plus it stops you squirting when someone says something amusing. |
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I guess for me it's like 'does cock size matter?' My preference would be a neat well packed one, that's tight and with a trimmed landing strip (especially if a redhead) but I wouldn't exclude other options (unless unhygienic!), as it's more about the personality and other attributes of its owner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that 
Don't worry yours is more a kicked in Cannelloni you're okay "
Penne for your thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that
Have you....ever seen a kicked in lasagne? "
You know when you precut food for kids, that's a kicked in lasagne |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that
Have you....ever seen a kicked in lasagne?
You know when you precut food for kids, that's a kicked in lasagne "
I don't but I'll take your word for it! What does yours look like?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that
Have you....ever seen a kicked in lasagne?
You know when you precut food for kids, that's a kicked in lasagne
I don't but I'll take your word for it! What does yours look like?!"
Right now, I don't have a lasagne and I also don't have a pussy unless you're referring to my man pussy is which case it looks just like an arse hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it moist?
Depends how long it's been baked for
Keep an eye out for a soggy bottom
I love your soggy bottom 
But it's all squishy. And so easy to put your finger through "
But the tastes *drools* it's to die for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I can’t get in up to my waist then I’m not interested
Head first or feet first?
I think the aesthetics are pretty spectacular regardless but I have to go with head "
Get your hard hat reaady |
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Vaginas!
What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?
Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like "
Variety is the spice of life (although pepper is good too).
I like all types of vagina, they're all much better than no-vagina
Cal |
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Vaginas!
What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?
Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like "
Doing the research others are scared to do. Good work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!
The mr
I don’t have a zip
use superglue and velcro"
That sounds a bit too permanent for my liking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!
The mr
I don’t have a zip
It’s ok I’ll bring my draught excluder.
The mr "
Is it fluffy? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!
The mr
I don’t have a zip
use superglue and velcro
That sounds a bit too permanent for my liking "
I'm sure it wouldn't be beyond the wit of most piercing practitioners to put press studs in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Vaginas!
What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?
Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like
Doing the research others are scared to do. Good work. "
It’s a tough gig but someone’s gotta step up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!
The mr
I don’t have a zip
use superglue and velcro
That sounds a bit too permanent for my liking
I'm sure it wouldn't be beyond the wit of most piercing practitioners to put press studs in?"
That made me wince!!! |
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"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!
The mr
I don’t have a zip
It’s ok I’ll bring my draught excluder.
The mr
Is it fluffy? "
So fluffy, that when I first saw it, I thought I was going to die
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!
The mr
I don’t have a zip
It’s ok I’ll bring my draught excluder.
The mr
Is it fluffy?
So fluffy, that when I first saw it, I thought I was going to die
The mr "
Beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tighter the better, moist is important. They don’t have to gush like a fire hydrant lol but if they do is more fun.
Like a nice trim and most important be clean, I mean clean. |
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"Tighter the better, moist is important. They don’t have to gush like a fire hydrant lol but if they do is more fun.
Like a nice trim and most important be clean, I mean clean. "
Cillit bang clean! |
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