"Simps!
I love you because of your waistline.
I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.
That kinda thing!"
No one has offered to take me on a cruise  am I doing Fab wrong? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Simps!
I love you because of your waistline.
I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.
That kinda thing!
No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?"
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"Simps!
I love you because of your waistline.
I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.
That kinda thing!
No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?
Oh sweet child!"
Where are these cruises going to? Before I change my whole approach to try and trigger these invites? |
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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago
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"Simps!
I love you because of your waistline.
I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.
That kinda thing!
No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?"
My cruise ‘love missile’ destination Heaven baby!!  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Simps!
I love you because of your waistline.
I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.
That kinda thing!
No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?
Oh sweet child!
Where are these cruises going to? Before I change my whole approach to try and trigger these invites? "
My ones set for a Caribbean island tour but I've still not found the right one to ask along here yet. Some have got close! |
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"Simps!
I love you because of your waistline.
I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.
That kinda thing!
No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?
Oh sweet child!
Where are these cruises going to? Before I change my whole approach to try and trigger these invites?
My ones set for a Caribbean island tour but I've still not found the right one to ask along here yet. Some have got close!"
I need to up my game. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Liars?
They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you.
So.. you're saying there's a chance?  
LvM"
Not you as well  |
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"Liars?
They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you.
So.. you're saying there's a chance?
LvM
Not you as well "
Just a crumb of DP is all I ask 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not getting stuck up enough women "
I blame 'Shag' for that, if he had not started his monthly club to get us to sign up for not having sex, I am sure a lot of us would not be abstaining. Its like a AA but for Swingers - we have to take a vow of abstinance. I want to leave the club but Shag and his mates wont let me - send help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not getting stuck up enough women
I blame 'Shag' for that, if he had not started his monthly club to get us to sign up for not having sex, I am sure a lot of us would not be abstaining. Its like a AA but for Swingers - we have to take a vow of abstinance. I want to leave the club but Shag and his mates wont let me - send help!"
I think I'll be joining this month, not sure if that makes your stay better or worse though. |
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over a year ago
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"Liars?
They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you.
So.. you're saying there's a chance?
LvM
Not you as well
Just a crumb of DP is all I ask
LvM"
I guess it’s the least I could do to repay you for being so honest |
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"Liars?
They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you.
So.. you're saying there's a chance?
LvM
Not you as well
Just a crumb of DP is all I ask
LvM
I guess it’s the least I could do to repay you for being so honest "
Just the tip then I'll be over in a bit 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not getting stuck up enough women
I blame 'Shag' for that, if he had not started his monthly club to get us to sign up for not having sex, I am sure a lot of us would not be abstaining. Its like a AA but for Swingers - we have to take a vow of abstinance. I want to leave the club but Shag and his mates wont let me - send help!
I think I'll be joining this month, not sure if that makes your stay better or worse though."
I seriously find that hard to believe.
It will only make my stay worse, having the untouchable within reaching distance will be unbearable - I will have to go and commit Hara-kiri |
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"Simps!
I love you because of your waistline.
I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.
That kinda thing!
No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?"
I've never been on a cruise  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Simps!
I love you because of your waistline.
I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.
That kinda thing!
No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?
I've never been on a cruise "
Neither have I and I’d like to keep it that way, thanks |
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"Simps!
I love you because of your waistline.
I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.
That kinda thing!
No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?
I've never been on a cruise
Neither have I and I’d like to keep it that way, thanks"
The thought of hundreds of people crammed into a tin can like sardines - filled with oodles of organised fun - floating on the ocean with nowhere to run - doesn't appeal to you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Despera....erm...lovely?
I'm surprised you didn't say pathetic to be honest. Even I almost did!
I'm being nice.
Oh I'm not used to that but "
I can be nice! |
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"If all women are mainly stuck up on here, what are all men mainly?
So many stuck up men thinking all they have to do is send a message saying “fuk now” and women will jump on their dick.
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I at least spell Fuck properly  |
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