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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

C'mon.....lets hear them

Here is one to get us going....

Met the inventor of the crossword yesterday.....cant remember his name but it was P...something....T....something.... R

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By *assy69Man over a year ago

sussex and Wales

My friend thinks he’s so smart….. he tells me that onions are the only food that makes you cry…… so I threw a coconut in his face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As suspected someone has been adding soil to my garden

Hmm the plot thickens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On my first day as a delivery driver for Mr Kipling I had to do an emergency stop…

Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend thinks he’s so smart….. he tells me that onions are the only food that makes you cry…… so I threw a coconut in his face

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham(south)

"C'mon.....lets hear them

Here is one to get us going....

Met the inventor of the crossword yesterday.....cant remember his name but it was P...something....T....something.... R

I thought he was buried in our local cemetery...his grave is 5 down 7 across.

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By *emonochromeMan over a year ago

Watford

My friend was shocked when he found out I’m not a qualified electrician

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the roof?

Tequila

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By *t12guy49Man over a year ago

Walton-on-Thames

Why aren’t prawns good at sharing?

Because they are shellfish ??

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By *ldgeezermeMan over a year ago

Newcastle, Throckley

Don't ask me how but I've somehow managed to wire the electric blanket and the toaster together!?

Now I keep unexpectedly popping out of the bed throughout the night

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan over a year ago

louth

When the man who invented Tetris was buried the whole graveyard disappeared

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