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By *undance_Kid OP Man 2 weeks ago

London

And you hear noises in your garden. What do you do ???

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By *uke OzadeMan 2 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Thrash one out, in case it’s your last

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By *he ShivsCouple 2 weeks ago

fife

Look out the window?

Or is that too obvious of an answer?

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By *andadbodMan 2 weeks ago

Liverpool

it’s birds, it’s all good, carries on drinking coffee

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By *avanna73Woman 2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

There’s nobody out there, you are hearing things

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By *ilva69Man 2 weeks ago

stockport

Probably the dawn chorus!

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By *r not quite virginMan 2 weeks ago

rochdale

That depends on the kind of noises. Animals and nature? Leave it be. Sounds like sex? Enjoy the view. Thieves? Grab an axe and say hi!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

The foxes are at it - noisy lot

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 2 weeks ago

Pontypool

It's the local cats having a fight. Leave them to it.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman 2 weeks ago

ashford

Take the dog and go investigate x

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By *nsatiable Nymph 2024Woman 2 weeks ago

La La Land

"That depends on the kind of noises. Animals and nature? Leave it be. Sounds like sex? Enjoy the view. Thieves? Grab an axe and say hi!"

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By *onameyet2Man 2 weeks ago

chorley

Get the fuck out it’s probably the husband

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By *lternative-GuyMan 2 weeks ago

cradley heath

Look out of the window or turn on an outside light

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 2 weeks ago

St Leonards

5am? I won't be hearing noises in my garden.

Because I'll be that noise...in your garden....

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By *nsatiable Nymph 2024Woman 2 weeks ago

La La Land

"5am? I won't be hearing noises in my garden.

Because I'll be that noise...in your lady garden....

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By *lue RascalMan 2 weeks ago

Warrington

Fart. Roll over. Go back to sleep.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 2 weeks ago

St Leonards

"5am? I won't be hearing noises in my garden.

Because I'll be that noise...in your lady garden....

Oh you did good. You did real good

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By *red333Man 2 weeks ago

Dorchester

"And you hear noises in your garden. What do you do ???

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if i heard noises in my garden I'd have fucking good hearing its 100 miles away

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Are the security lights on? No? Go back to sleep. Yes? Look.out of the window and hope there's nobody tbdfee

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By *oo..Woman 2 weeks ago

Boo's World

Check the camera, and if any baddies are out there, I'd send the dog to deal with them!

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By *ot to giggleWoman 2 weeks ago

Coventry

Throw out the 1st aid kit ... they gonna need it after i let the dogs out

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