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In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then "
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then
Did someone really post that?"
It is apparently a product that exists. I've seen a screenshot from Xitter that I've pretty faithfully reproduced (it said gene warfare, I didn't reproduce that properly).
It's a product this person imagines will be produced en masse.
It also features "generative moaning", and that is the point where I nearly spat my drink at the computer. |
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then
Did someone really post that?
It is apparently a product that exists. I've seen a screenshot from Xitter that I've pretty faithfully reproduced (it said gene warfare, I didn't reproduce that properly).
It's a product this person imagines will be produced en masse.
It also features "generative moaning", and that is the point where I nearly spat my drink at the computer."
But what if the ‘generative moaning’ doesn’t sound like it does on the porn the buyers watch?
Do you think they would complain if it sounded like a non faked and overacted orgasm? After all that’s the only reference point they’ll have. |
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then
Did someone really post that?
It is apparently a product that exists. I've seen a screenshot from Xitter that I've pretty faithfully reproduced (it said gene warfare, I didn't reproduce that properly).
It's a product this person imagines will be produced en masse.
It also features "generative moaning", and that is the point where I nearly spat my drink at the computer.
But what if the ‘generative moaning’ doesn’t sound like it does on the porn the buyers watch?
Do you think they would complain if it sounded like a non faked and overacted orgasm? After all that’s the only reference point they’ll have."
I think this is made by incels for incels, so I don't think it'll be based in... reality.
Apparently a major design flaw (according to others committing the same gene warfare as I am) is that the generative moaning is based on sensors detecting depth.
For those who want to buy the experience of a completely satisfied woman etc, that may pose a problem if they're not hung like a porn star. (Not that that's the only way a man can satisfy his partner, but... I can very well see men with average penises being upset that it doesn't moan like on the promo) |
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"Does this mean we don't have to have sex? "
No. We have to have reproductive sex.
And stop being so uppity, because men don't need us anymore.
(I don't really care that men think they need me. Tough shit ) |
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then
Did someone really post that?
It is apparently a product that exists. I've seen a screenshot from Xitter that I've pretty faithfully reproduced (it said gene warfare, I didn't reproduce that properly).
It's a product this person imagines will be produced en masse.
It also features "generative moaning", and that is the point where I nearly spat my drink at the computer.
But what if the ‘generative moaning’ doesn’t sound like it does on the porn the buyers watch?
Do you think they would complain if it sounded like a non faked and overacted orgasm? After all that’s the only reference point they’ll have.
I think this is made by incels for incels, so I don't think it'll be based in... reality.
Apparently a major design flaw (according to others committing the same gene warfare as I am) is that the generative moaning is based on sensors detecting depth.
For those who want to buy the experience of a completely satisfied woman etc, that may pose a problem if they're not hung like a porn star. (Not that that's the only way a man can satisfy his partner, but... I can very well see men with average penises being upset that it doesn't moan like on the promo)"
I suppose it is the natural progression of masculinity, if you take the fora of fab as your example of masculinity of course.
They’d best hope it doesn’t develop generalised artificial intelligence though, or it will only allow the top 5% of high earning 6ft tall men with a six pack to use it.
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then
Did someone really post that?
It is apparently a product that exists. I've seen a screenshot from Xitter that I've pretty faithfully reproduced (it said gene warfare, I didn't reproduce that properly).
It's a product this person imagines will be produced en masse.
It also features "generative moaning", and that is the point where I nearly spat my drink at the computer.
But what if the ‘generative moaning’ doesn’t sound like it does on the porn the buyers watch?
Do you think they would complain if it sounded like a non faked and overacted orgasm? After all that’s the only reference point they’ll have.
I think this is made by incels for incels, so I don't think it'll be based in... reality.
Apparently a major design flaw (according to others committing the same gene warfare as I am) is that the generative moaning is based on sensors detecting depth.
For those who want to buy the experience of a completely satisfied woman etc, that may pose a problem if they're not hung like a porn star. (Not that that's the only way a man can satisfy his partner, but... I can very well see men with average penises being upset that it doesn't moan like on the promo)
I suppose it is the natural progression of masculinity, if you take the fora of fab as your example of masculinity of course.
They’d best hope it doesn’t develop generalised artificial intelligence though, or it will only allow the top 5% of high earning 6ft tall men with a six pack to use it.
"
I mean, best case scenario, it'll be a way to reduce the murder impulse of some of the incel crowd. I'm not going to shame anyone for having toys and using them. You do you!
It's the save the world and increase reproduction bit that had me in stitches. |
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Are you sure this wasn’t published on 1st April?
While the porn industry has a track record of adopting new technology rapidly, I think there use of AI will be much more focused on things that generate ongoing income streams. |
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then
Did someone really post that?
It is apparently a product that exists. I've seen a screenshot from Xitter that I've pretty faithfully reproduced (it said gene warfare, I didn't reproduce that properly).
It's a product this person imagines will be produced en masse.
It also features "generative moaning", and that is the point where I nearly spat my drink at the computer.
But what if the ‘generative moaning’ doesn’t sound like it does on the porn the buyers watch?
Do you think they would complain if it sounded like a non faked and overacted orgasm? After all that’s the only reference point they’ll have.
I think this is made by incels for incels, so I don't think it'll be based in... reality.
Apparently a major design flaw (according to others committing the same gene warfare as I am) is that the generative moaning is based on sensors detecting depth.
For those who want to buy the experience of a completely satisfied woman etc, that may pose a problem if they're not hung like a porn star. (Not that that's the only way a man can satisfy his partner, but... I can very well see men with average penises being upset that it doesn't moan like on the promo)
I suppose it is the natural progression of masculinity, if you take the fora of fab as your example of masculinity of course.
They’d best hope it doesn’t develop generalised artificial intelligence though, or it will only allow the top 5% of high earning 6ft tall men with a six pack to use it.
I mean, best case scenario, it'll be a way to reduce the murder impulse of some of the incel crowd. I'm not going to shame anyone for having toys and using them. You do you!
It's the save the world and increase reproduction bit that had me in stitches. "
I am quite intrigued as to HOW it will increase reproduction. |
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"Are you sure this wasn’t published on 1st April?
While the porn industry has a track record of adopting new technology rapidly, I think there use of AI will be much more focused on things that generate ongoing income streams. "
The reporting I'm basing this on was posted on the 18th of April.
I don't think this is a porn industry thing. I think this is an incel thing - I can't get any, AI will solve all problems, therefore AI can recreate sex so I don't have to deal with burdens who like respect and clean sheets. |
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then
Did someone really post that?
It is apparently a product that exists. I've seen a screenshot from Xitter that I've pretty faithfully reproduced (it said gene warfare, I didn't reproduce that properly).
It's a product this person imagines will be produced en masse.
It also features "generative moaning", and that is the point where I nearly spat my drink at the computer.
But what if the ‘generative moaning’ doesn’t sound like it does on the porn the buyers watch?
Do you think they would complain if it sounded like a non faked and overacted orgasm? After all that’s the only reference point they’ll have.
I think this is made by incels for incels, so I don't think it'll be based in... reality.
Apparently a major design flaw (according to others committing the same gene warfare as I am) is that the generative moaning is based on sensors detecting depth.
For those who want to buy the experience of a completely satisfied woman etc, that may pose a problem if they're not hung like a porn star. (Not that that's the only way a man can satisfy his partner, but... I can very well see men with average penises being upset that it doesn't moan like on the promo)
I suppose it is the natural progression of masculinity, if you take the fora of fab as your example of masculinity of course.
They’d best hope it doesn’t develop generalised artificial intelligence though, or it will only allow the top 5% of high earning 6ft tall men with a six pack to use it.
I mean, best case scenario, it'll be a way to reduce the murder impulse of some of the incel crowd. I'm not going to shame anyone for having toys and using them. You do you!
It's the save the world and increase reproduction bit that had me in stitches.
I am quite intrigued as to HOW it will increase reproduction."
I make no claims to understand the logic. I'm just pointing and laughing. |
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"Oooh, so us ladies won't be required for the sex thing, until we're required to be impregnated?
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That's the one.
Apparently there is insufficient market value in non procreative sex (this was part of the same tweet as gene warfare) which skews the market.
We will need to crawl back to the men to have the babbies (sic) |
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then
Did someone really post that?
It is apparently a product that exists. I've seen a screenshot from Xitter that I've pretty faithfully reproduced (it said gene warfare, I didn't reproduce that properly).
It's a product this person imagines will be produced en masse.
It also features "generative moaning", and that is the point where I nearly spat my drink at the computer.
But what if the ‘generative moaning’ doesn’t sound like it does on the porn the buyers watch?
Do you think they would complain if it sounded like a non faked and overacted orgasm? After all that’s the only reference point they’ll have.
I think this is made by incels for incels, so I don't think it'll be based in... reality.
Apparently a major design flaw (according to others committing the same gene warfare as I am) is that the generative moaning is based on sensors detecting depth.
For those who want to buy the experience of a completely satisfied woman etc, that may pose a problem if they're not hung like a porn star. (Not that that's the only way a man can satisfy his partner, but... I can very well see men with average penises being upset that it doesn't moan like on the promo)
I suppose it is the natural progression of masculinity, if you take the fora of fab as your example of masculinity of course.
They’d best hope it doesn’t develop generalised artificial intelligence though, or it will only allow the top 5% of high earning 6ft tall men with a six pack to use it.
I mean, best case scenario, it'll be a way to reduce the murder impulse of some of the incel crowd. I'm not going to shame anyone for having toys and using them. You do you!
It's the save the world and increase reproduction bit that had me in stitches.
I am quite intrigued as to HOW it will increase reproduction.
I make no claims to understand the logic. I'm just pointing and laughing."
That’s why they need AI you see, re as l women just don’t understand them. |
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"Fuck me, Swing - I've not got my head around ChatGPT yet..."
No need to wash your sheets this decade or take your mattress off the floor - orifice AI has got you sorted!
(not a personal comment. I'm not disparaging you ) |
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"Fuck me, Swing - I've not got my head around ChatGPT yet...
No need to wash your sheets this decade or take your mattress off the floor - orifice AI has got you sorted!
(not a personal comment. I'm not disparaging you )"
It's ok, Mum still washes my sheets while I'm living in her spare room.
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"In this episode of "that's enough internet today, Swing..."
Orifice AI. You choose the AI female model that delights you, plug into your orifice (technology is being worked on that can detect the depth of thrusts and simulate cries of pleasure). Therefore jobs will be eliminated, crime will be eliminated, and the true function of sex, along with rightful power to the oppressed men, will be resolved. Reproductive sex will skyrocket. We will save the world.
Any form of protest against this, including mockery, is genetic warfare.
I'm afraid I'm committing genetic warfare then
Did someone really post that?
It is apparently a product that exists. I've seen a screenshot from Xitter that I've pretty faithfully reproduced (it said gene warfare, I didn't reproduce that properly).
It's a product this person imagines will be produced en masse.
It also features "generative moaning", and that is the point where I nearly spat my drink at the computer.
But what if the ‘generative moaning’ doesn’t sound like it does on the porn the buyers watch?
Do you think they would complain if it sounded like a non faked and overacted orgasm? After all that’s the only reference point they’ll have.
I think this is made by incels for incels, so I don't think it'll be based in... reality.
Apparently a major design flaw (according to others committing the same gene warfare as I am) is that the generative moaning is based on sensors detecting depth.
For those who want to buy the experience of a completely satisfied woman etc, that may pose a problem if they're not hung like a porn star. (Not that that's the only way a man can satisfy his partner, but... I can very well see men with average penises being upset that it doesn't moan like on the promo)
I suppose it is the natural progression of masculinity, if you take the fora of fab as your example of masculinity of course.
They’d best hope it doesn’t develop generalised artificial intelligence though, or it will only allow the top 5% of high earning 6ft tall men with a six pack to use it.
I mean, best case scenario, it'll be a way to reduce the murder impulse of some of the incel crowd. I'm not going to shame anyone for having toys and using them. You do you!
It's the save the world and increase reproduction bit that had me in stitches.
I am quite intrigued as to HOW it will increase reproduction.
I make no claims to understand the logic. I'm just pointing and laughing.
That’s why they need AI you see, re as l women just don’t understand them."
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"I wonder who's going to clean the orifice. And if it'll be done often enough.
... that's ok Swing, you didn't need to eat today 
You're forgetting this is aimed at men. They won't care.
"
It'll be built by men, so it'll squirt uncontrollably every time - that will keep it clean. Sorted.
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"I wonder who's going to clean the orifice. And if it'll be done often enough.
... that's ok Swing, you didn't need to eat today
You're forgetting this is aimed at men. They won't care.
It'll be built by men, so it'll squirt uncontrollably every time - that will keep it clean. Sorted.
"
I wonder if build-up of... stuff... will cause infections that people won't be able to explain to their doctor
Yes, you fell on that wine bottle so it went up your arse, and you also have extremely bad luck with penile infections. |
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"I wonder who's going to clean the orifice. And if it'll be done often enough.
... that's ok Swing, you didn't need to eat today
You're forgetting this is aimed at men. They won't care.
It'll be built by men, so it'll squirt uncontrollably every time - that will keep it clean. Sorted.
I wonder if build-up of... stuff... will cause infections that people won't be able to explain to their doctor
Yes, you fell on that wine bottle so it went up your arse, and you also have extremely bad luck with penile infections."
Also, what will it squirt? |
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"I wonder who's going to clean the orifice. And if it'll be done often enough.
... that's ok Swing, you didn't need to eat today
You're forgetting this is aimed at men. They won't care.
It'll be built by men, so it'll squirt uncontrollably every time - that will keep it clean. Sorted.
I wonder if build-up of... stuff... will cause infections that people won't be able to explain to their doctor
Yes, you fell on that wine bottle so it went up your arse, and you also have extremely bad luck with penile infections.
Also, what will it squirt?"
Hopefully warm water and liquid soap |
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"I wonder who's going to clean the orifice. And if it'll be done often enough.
... that's ok Swing, you didn't need to eat today
You're forgetting this is aimed at men. They won't care.
It'll be built by men, so it'll squirt uncontrollably every time - that will keep it clean. Sorted.
I wonder if build-up of... stuff... will cause infections that people won't be able to explain to their doctor
Yes, you fell on that wine bottle so it went up your arse, and you also have extremely bad luck with penile infections.
Also, what will it squirt?"
the build-up |
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"I wonder who's going to clean the orifice. And if it'll be done often enough.
... that's ok Swing, you didn't need to eat today
You're forgetting this is aimed at men. They won't care.
It'll be built by men, so it'll squirt uncontrollably every time - that will keep it clean. Sorted.
I wonder if build-up of... stuff... will cause infections that people won't be able to explain to their doctor
Yes, you fell on that wine bottle so it went up your arse, and you also have extremely bad luck with penile infections.
Also, what will it squirt?
the build-up "
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