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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School."
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This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent. |
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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.
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This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent."
The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend. |
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"You can get Netflix all over the country these days.
Even the north west?  I thought you guys only had channel 4? 
I don't know, I've never been to the north west. "
Omg your profile lies! You’re not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese!  |
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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.
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This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.
The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend. "
I just like the cloths  |
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By *eliWoman 6 weeks ago
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"Post on the forums about what you hoped to be doing whilst multitasking and watching the TV in your hotel room?
I can see that happening  
(Faf a giggle and a coffee?)"
Ermmm which one? |
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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.
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This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent."
It is genuinely her. She must have a book out, as it was a local bookshop who sent me the details. |
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"Post on the forums about what you hoped to be doing whilst multitasking and watching the TV in your hotel room?
I can see that happening
(Faf a giggle and a coffee?)
Ermmm which one?"
Giggle wih possibilities?  |
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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.
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This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.
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The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend. "
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Indeed, I've tried that too.
Thank you, darling. x |
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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.
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This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.
The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend.
I just like the cloths "
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The green/white muslin cloths are something else! |
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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.
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This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.
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It is genuinely her. She must have a book out, as it was a local bookshop who sent me the details."
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Tell her that Nero said that he still prefers Kiehl's™ Blue Eagle Brushless Shave Cream".  |
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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.
•
This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.
The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend.
I just like the cloths
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The green/white muslin cloths are something else! "
Aren't they just. Good for ironing delicates too to stop any burns. |
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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.
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This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.
The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend.
I just like the cloths
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The green/white muslin cloths are something else!
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Aren't they just. Good for ironing delicates too to stop any burns. "
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That's exactly what I use them for!  |
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"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.
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This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.
The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend.
I just like the cloths
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The green/white muslin cloths are something else!
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Aren't they just. Good for ironing delicates too to stop any burns.
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That's exactly what I use them for! "
That' so spooky |
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"You could go and find some footballer's wives in Hale/Altrincham.
Do you reckon they’re all just sat around waiting for a pervy fabber like me? 
I'm certain of it. Almost "
I reckon you’re trying to get me arrested x |
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"You could go and find some footballer's wives in Hale/Altrincham.
Do you reckon they’re all just sat around waiting for a pervy fabber like me?
I'm certain of it. Almost
I reckon you’re trying to get me arrested x"
I might *just* buy a newspaper in the morning  |
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"Come and get your black bin bags…. 
Blue bins tomorrow. "
You gotta sing the song from Phoenix nights!
They’re in offer till December!
Come and get your black bin bags…
They’re long and black and slender!
Heavy duty black bin bags…
No matter what your gender!
Just rip with me! |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
You were offered meatballs by the poster above and did not respond."
I was asking for a friend and my friend isn’t so keen on balls. They’re more a fan of what one of my other friends calls “minge” |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
You were offered meatballs by the poster above and did not respond.
I was asking for a friend and my friend isn’t so keen on balls. They’re more a fan of what one of my other friends calls “minge” "
We don't have minge in the NW on Wednesdays. Half day closing. |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple "
Oooffftttt |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple
Oooffftttt "
#hostesswiththemostest! |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple
Oooffftttt
#hostesswiththemostest!"
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple "
Can we have separate halves?   |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple
Oooffftttt
#hostesswiththemostest!"
Jaffa cakes, dear Red? |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple
Oooffftttt
#hostesswiththemostest!
Jaffa cakes, dear Red? "
Jaffa cakes are like soggy biscuits! |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple
Oooffftttt
#hostesswiththemostest!
Jaffa cakes, dear Red?
Jaffa cakes are like soggy biscuits! "
Not if you eat them without shooting jiz on them  |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple
Oooffftttt
#hostesswiththemostest!
Jaffa cakes, dear Red? "
Just tucking into M&S lemon &lime ones. Yum! Xx |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple
Oooffftttt
#hostesswiththemostest!
Jaffa cakes, dear Red?
Jaffa cakes are like soggy biscuits!
Not if you eat them without shooting jiz on them "
Have you tried both recipes? |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple
Oooffftttt
#hostesswiththemostest!
Jaffa cakes, dear Red?
Just tucking into M&S lemon &lime ones. Yum! Xx"
It seems your beau for a Wednesday shan't be partaking though |
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"Still no Wednesday friends…
Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful
That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x
SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple
Oooffftttt
#hostesswiththemostest!
Jaffa cakes, dear Red?
Just tucking into M&S lemon &lime ones. Yum! Xx
It seems your beau for a Wednesday shan't be partaking though "
He prefers limp biscuits.
I shall keep my juicy jaffas to myself, KC |
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