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Do you have nick names for your neighbours
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah, just one side... we call them the Tommeh Robinsons because all we hear from them is complaining about Muslims, brown people in general, boats, how the "lefties" want all kids to be groomed and alsorts of crap |
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The over grown chavs one side with their all night parties and weird little huts dotted around their back garden I have named 'shanty town'
Mrs Flip Flop the other side, only time I ever see her is when she's putting her bin out, always wearing dressing gown and flip flop
And Mad Eye Moody opposite, I can never work out if he's looking at me or looking beyond the beyond  |
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Yes.
Upstairs nextdoor is beaker.
Downstairs looney tunes.
Other side along one is
Dicknose and bitchface, further down we have the witch.
There's others but I fear I would upset fabs morality police. |
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my next door we just call each other neighbour
the other side - ash the shag - when i 1st moved in suggested he would help me with my garden if i shagged him  yea his wife wasnt impressed
gobby, the russians (they're not) , dickhead and his twatty boys -  the rest are deffo non PC |
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The Clampits.
I used to live in a maisonette and they lived above me. I came home from London one sunny Friday afternoon. To find them sitting in deck chairs, on my front lawn. It was one of those wtf moments.
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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
We have a neighbour close to us we call
“ streak of piss “ because he is always in lycra a wearing cycling person that is in always day glow annoying fabric which affects the gravitational pull of the moon
So rise a glass to the streak of piss !
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"We have a neighbour close to us we call
“ streak of piss “ because he is always in lycra a wearing cycling person that is in always day glow annoying fabric which affects the gravitational pull of the moon
So rise a glass to the streak of piss !
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
Upstairs, noisy M-F cnuts and small b*st*rd screaming cnut.
Next door, the slut (3 under 5, all with different daddies, and almost had no 4 on the way by another random)
Everyone else is know by name, and I speak to them if I see them |
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"Upstairs, noisy M-F cnuts and small b*st*rd screaming cnut.
Next door, the slut (3 under 5, all with different daddies, and almost had no 4 on the way by another random)
Everyone else is know by name, and I speak to them if I see them"
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When I lived in Swindon.
Neighbour opposite was nicknamed tandoori as they was always cooking Indian food day / night .
Neighbour to side was chav slut. As she was one which was everything at first but eventually annoying when her punters kept knocking my door by mistake at all hours. So we got her removed from building in end.
Other side was guitar guy as he played the guitar quite good as well ..
Bimbo was a name some residents to referred to me as as my boobs were on Display a lot in low tops The concierge got on with me well son would always update me on the gossip  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So at my house we have Paul the Paedo.. Breaffrey (absolutely stinks) and Dildo
At my partners we used to have ‘eyebrows’ now we have Mr and Mrs Squeaky and Ginny the cunt!
Ridiculous names really but we just can’t help it |
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Comb over and sad cow.
Every time I leave the house they make an excuse to come to the window, curtains open...close them...curtains closed...open them...
Oh and sad cow just stares at the kids when they do anything outside. |
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On one side i have Deathstalker, older than Methusala's granny and always poking her nose into peoples business and wandering around peoples gardens uninvited.
Infront i have Baggy Arse and her freak child Freakenstien, they are Deathstalkers bestest buddies.
Never a dull moment round here |
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"On one side i have Deathstalker, older than Methusala's granny and always poking her nose into peoples business and wandering around peoples gardens uninvited.
Infront i have Baggy Arse and her freak child Freakenstien, they are Deathstalkers bestest buddies.
Never a dull moment round here "
This has got to be in Chippy |
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To be honest, no I don't have nicknames for them, but that's because we don't speak to them nor they us. Not through any disagreement or anything like that, but more a case of everyone keeps themselves to themselves. |
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I have a few
There’s The wigger , the guy a few doors along who hold his hair every time he comes out the door .
Then there’s Wiggly , the woman next door who has the most ridiculous bum wiggle , to the point where she sometimes forgets then remembers a few yards along and switches from a fairly average gait to a weird swish thing .
And there’s Limpy , on the other side of the road with the bad leg (temporary)
Oh … and Edmund , (slackbladder) cos he’s a jakey and known to frequently piss in the street .
Aside from that no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cod-eye
Babs (looks like Barbara Windsor)
Ginger, job dodging bitch
Doggy-man (he’s lovely and has many dogs as he lost all of his family. I keep an eye out for him)
Weird Bertie
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By *nnCeeWoman 15 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
The slut moved out (helped by us petitioning the letting agent after the police were called one too many times)
We now have ShoutyShouty Injuns 2 adults, 3 kids in a 2 bed flat.
And the Chunkies, on the other side
(Well aware I'm no stick insect) |
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By *olo180Man 4 weeks ago
Greater London |
"I have a few
There’s The wigger , the guy a few doors along who hold his hair every time he comes out the door .
Then there’s Wiggly , the woman next door who has the most ridiculous bum wiggle , to the point where she sometimes forgets then remembers a few yards along and switches from a fairly average gait to a weird swish thing .
And there’s Limpy , on the other side of the road with the bad leg (temporary)
Oh … and Edmund , (slackbladder) cos he’s a jakey and known to frequently piss in the street .
Aside from that no "
The comments on this thread have cracked me up! 🤣 |
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We got a few round our way.
We got a husband and wife team called CIA & FBI. They snoop on everyone, even taking pics over their shoulders as I unload the van. No words ever spoken in 20 years mind you. They talk to nobody.
Another neighbour is called "Tink Tink Tink" because around midnight most nights, he's always fucking around with a small hammer doing god knows what in his house and that's all you hear and you can hear it everywhere.
A woman called "Stormin Norman" because she has rammed into most cars in the neighbourhood with her car as she tries to park in the cul de sac.
A guy called "Woofer" because he speaks so low, stilted, but loud, he sounds like a dog.
Another guy called Rodney because his name is Dave.
A guys wife called The Magic Roundabout because everyone has had a great ride on her.
There's a few more on the next road too
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