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What lady’s want
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Lots of things make me happy, I appreciate the simple things in life like seeing a beautiful sunrise or sunset, admiring the beautiful countryside, walks on the beach with a loved one. Good food, nice wine, and especially chocolate also make me happy.
But mostly it's being with those I love, that's daily happiness. |
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My dear fellow, there is nothing whatsoever that makes ladies happy. Indeed they are rarely delighted, mostly indignant and frequently displeased.
It would be far easier for us menfolk to freeze a ball of fire and melt the sun than get any joy out of these sullen creatures. |
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"My dear fellow, there is nothing whatsoever that makes ladies happy. Indeed they are rarely delighted, mostly indignant and frequently displeased.
It would be far easier for us menfolk to freeze a ball of fire and melt the sun than get any joy out of these sullen creatures."
Fuck me, Nero. I've just trained my pig to fly, and now learn I should have been working on freezing fire...heads up would have been nice.
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I want to be financially independent and a comfortable home for me and my kids. And a career that makes me feel fulfilled and friends to have a laugh with.
Sexually
I want great sex with people I have a mental connection with, treated kindly and with respect. Honesty and openness ... a bit of kink. |
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"I simply want feeding & fucking.
But I have high standards for both 
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1. Michelin Star dining.
2. Claridges Hotel, Mayfair."
I work there as part of the in-house security, can get rooms at more less no cost at all..ladies feel free to flood my inbox..lol |
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"What makes u lady’s happy and what u want more
Sexy roofers... Two sexy roofers...?
A night on the tiles? "
Mmmm sounds lush... I love being part of an Eiffel Tower - being spit roasted and the boys do a high-five! |
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"Finding out that Shetland has cake fridges with honesty boxes on the roadside has made me happy.
What I want is for roadside cake fridges to exist in abundance Yorkshire.
Nell"
There is one just a couple of miles down the road from me. It's so tempting to call. I rarely carry cash so that stops me from calling too often thankfully. |
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I just want someone to make me Italian food and stroke my hair until I fall asleep.
A partner who can give me a massage without trying to stick their dick in me after 2 minutes (at least give me a decent massage first!) is also a bonus... |
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How moist? 
Miss S x