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By *esthetic21 OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Keep your dick hard all the time and it get bigger also when you wank do it really rough so your cock is swollen after

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Superglue a cucumber to it

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Spend time with me. Not guaranteed results but when it works, it really does work.

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By *illie fitMan  over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Spend time with me. Not guaranteed results but when it works, it really does work. "

I’ll give that a go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Allow a swarm of angry wasps to sting it

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By *lint25Man  over a year ago

newport

Buy travel sized deodorants and take a picture of your sky tv remote but scale it down and print. Line these items next to your tally whacker and bingo added size.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Use camera angles so it looks like the Eiffel Tower and everything looks smaller in the background.

Je t’en prie

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By *ash0000Man  over a year ago

Southwest


"Keep your dick hard all the time and it get bigger also when you wank do it really rough so your cock is swollen after "

What about the blisters?

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By *lack4WhiteFemMan  over a year ago

Closer 2 U


"Spend time with me. Not guaranteed results but when it works, it really does work. "

Yes please lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a crocodile to pull on it

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By *uteinasuitMan  over a year ago

Herts


"Spend time with me. Not guaranteed results but when it works, it really does work. "

Modest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Keep your dick hard all the time and it get bigger also when you wank do it really rough so your cock is swollen after "

WebMD does not support this approach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spend time with me. Not guaranteed results but when it works, it really does work. "

I’m in

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By *lder.Woman  over a year ago

Not Local

Make the rest of you smaller.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

There was a newspaper article many years ago in which doctor said you can only create the appearance of size rather than fundamentally changing its length. He said the only way to get a longer penis is to put a wooden block on top of it and slam it with a hammer.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Stick it in a vice and run really fast in the opposite direction.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Swanage


"Keep your dick hard all the time and it get bigger also when you wank do it really rough so your cock is swollen after "
tie sash cord round it and dangle your whole body weight out the window do that everyday for 10 years you'll gain an 1"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Keep your dick hard all the time and it get bigger also when you wank do it really rough so your cock is swollen after "

Use one of those Austin Powers type Swedish made penis pumps. It'll soon be the size of a baby elephant's trunk holding a tennis ball!!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Soho


"Keep your dick hard all the time and it get bigger... "

...and succumb to Priapism as a consequence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Things look bigger the closer they are. So I like to slap my cock in their face…

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By *heelerMan  over a year ago

Northants


"Spend time with me. Not guaranteed results but when it works, it really does work. "

Thats sound's a great formulae if it don't work first we have to keep trying till it does.

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By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Here and there


"tie sash cord round it and dangle your whole body weight out the window do that everyday for 10 years you'll gain an 1""

No pain; no gain.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Marmalade it in the fridge door.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Marmalade it in the fridge door."

*sorry....I meant 'jam', not marmalade.

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By *ollynTwitchCouple  over a year ago

Sible


"Spend time with me. Not guaranteed results but when it works, it really does work. "

Working already,, WOW xx

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Increase the font size?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Soho


"Increase the font size?"

That would be one Helvetica of a size!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meet ladies who are an 8 or above

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Increase the font size?

That would be one Helvetica of a size!"

So passé

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Soho


"Increase the font size?

That would be one Helvetica of a size!

So passé "

I like to be sassé and passé.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meat tenderiser

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Swanage


"tie sash cord round it and dangle your whole body weight out the window do that everyday for 10 years you'll gain an 1"

No pain; no gain. "

exactly and what a gain

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By *undee2Man  over a year ago

Dundee

Soak the measuring tape in water and let it shrink as it dries. End of problem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Black orchids theory of relativity.

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The size of the penis is relative to the size of the hand holding it.

Only go with folks with really small hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Keep your dick hard all the time and it get bigger...

...and succumb to Priapism as a consequence."

Theres an insect (think its a caterpillar) who if stung by its hairs causes this condition

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meet ladies who are an 8 or above "

Meet ladies that are a size 8 or below…

Perspective.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Measure from the belly button

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Magnifying glass or telescope.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Inject foreign materials into it.....

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By *hinstrapMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Loose weight. If I was good at dieting and exercise. I'd be 5stone wet through and be rocking a 10inch donger

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Increase the font size?

That would be one Helvetica of a size!"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Many years ago I worked with a guy who got a permanent election. He had to have an operation. It might sound great but he said it was hell

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By *uteinasuitMan  over a year ago

Herts


"Many years ago I worked with a guy who got a permanent election. He had to have an operation. It might sound great but he said it was hell"

Politics sucks

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By *erfHerder74Man  over a year ago

Inverclyde

Edging help as it gets biggest about a minute before you cum, so try and stop then start again in a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many years ago I worked with a guy who got a permanent election. He had to have an operation. It might sound great but he said it was hell

Politics sucks"

Brings a new meaning to the right honourable member of parliment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many years ago I worked with a guy who got a permanent election. He had to have an operation. It might sound great but he said it was hell

Politics sucks

Brings a new meaning to the right honourable member of parliment "

Must be Tory. A stuck up prick.

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By *uteinasuitMan  over a year ago

Herts

Haha I'm just hoping I'll get the odd BBW vote for me

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Forgot a good friends birthday… I will suffer for this

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By *esthetic21 OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Nettles

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By *yron29Man  over a year ago

Enfield

I have the magic kamagra does wonders round after round Dm if needed guys

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By *usie pTV/TS  over a year ago

taunton

Visit pound stretcher and get a pair of high magnification glasses

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Find a lady with very small hands… I am willing to spend time with Meli as she suggested and share my findings with the group!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone on fab told me that drinking magnum makes your dick grow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get some chillies, chop them up and rub all over your member. You might notice some mild tingling but that's only things getting bigger so don't worry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hot chic

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By *rgasmatron1970Man  over a year ago

Bromley

Squint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tie some weights to it and go for a walk.

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

smack it with hammer

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By *ortySwitchMan  over a year ago

london

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By *ortySwitchMan  over a year ago

london


"Superglue a cucumber to it "

So THATS where I’m supposed to put the cucumber!

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By *ightnow500Man  over a year ago

Bristol

Wat u think of mine

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By *undee2Man  over a year ago

Dundee


"Get some chillies, chop them up and rub all over your member. You might notice some mild tingling but that's only things getting bigger so don't worry "

You are such a fibber. That hurt and did nothing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can send you a link to the website where I purchased some tablets off a TikTok video if you want …,

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By *icky KlungespeareMan  over a year ago

St Leonards

I dance naked around my living room, slapping it on a wooden chopping board to the tempo of AC/DC's Thunderstruck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get some chillies, chop them up and rub all over your member. You might notice some mild tingling but that's only things getting bigger so don't worry

You are such a fibber. That hurt and did nothing "

Must be an old wives tale then

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By *alm_one4Man  over a year ago

RM16

Use a miniature sky remote in a pic

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By *istalloverCouple  over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

I told my doctor I wanted a bigger penis like the black guy on fab.

He said to tie a piece of string to my dick with a 1 kilo weight to hang just off the floor for 3 weeks .

I did this for 3 weeks before my next gp appointment.

He took a good look and said we are halfway there

It's gone black

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