"Has anyone ever told you about urinal cakes? Worst tasting cake ever. 0/10, would not recommend.
Oh I don’t know; I mean sure, they’re a little salty but….."
Freshest breath ever afterwards. Pine-scented. |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 4 weeks ago
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Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..
So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either |
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"Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..
So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either"
Could you chew on it though  |
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By *elloWoman 4 weeks ago
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"Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..
So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either"
Omg what a hilarious awful bastard, |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 4 weeks ago
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"Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..
So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either
Omg what a hilarious awful bastard,"
It’s ok, I introduced him to a Dutch oven that very night, we laughed so hard, after he’d stopped gagging of course  |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 4 weeks ago
East Northamptonshire |
"Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..
So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either
Could you chew on it though "
If a little bit of sick had come up in my mouth maybe |
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just like a Jaffa CAKE 
