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By *ackformore100 OP Man over a year ago

Tin town

You know the rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know the rest "

So quit with your whining

And show me your breast

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

Roses are red,

You're as mad as a hatter,

Splatter my face,

With your willy batter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

You're as mad as a hatter,

Splatter my face,

With your willy batter.

Oooft!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses aren’t always red

Violets aren’t blue

I cannot rhyme for toffee

Please sit on my face.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This joke is overused

And your sister is too

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By *r Black 85Man over a year ago

nottingham

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

This joke is overused

And your sister is too "

Bumboclart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

So is red wine

If you show me yours

I’ll show you mine

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Roses are red

My backs in bits

So whip that top off

And show me your tits

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By *issLickalottapusWoman over a year ago

La La Land

Roses are red

Daisies are white

The harder you fuck me

The harder I'll bite

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Before we do anal

Wipe off that poo!!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you let me

You can ride on it to

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By *issLickalottapusWoman over a year ago

La La Land

Roses are red

My mind is twisted

Bend over baby

You're about to get fisted

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By *xFoxyStoatxxWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Rhyming is hard

Fancy a shag?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Rhyming is hard

Fancy a shag?

"
the perfect rhyme does exist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Of course I fancy a woman

I also fancy two

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Roses are red

The grass is green

If I open up wide

Will you give me your cream?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

One day, my friends

You shall sink-piss too

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Get over here sexy

And into my bed

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

Lemons are sour

Spread your legs

And feel the power

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have i just woken from a coma and it's February

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

World history is the progress of the consciousness of freedom

FAF?

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Roses are red

Don't be a wussy

Grab your starting rod

I'll open my bumpussy

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

"Roses are red

Don't be a wussy

Grab your starting rod

I'll open my bumpussy

Bumpussies LIVE!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m going to put my penis

Right in you

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By *ot to giggleWoman over a year ago

Coventry

roses are red

melons are round

move up the bed

give it a good pound (ing)

nearly

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

So are you’re lips

Sit on my face

And wiggle you’re hips

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

To be a sun, a star, a comet

Is being alive, next to you

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By *orace99Man over a year ago

York

Roses are red,

Your chest is flat.

I can only hope,

For a shaved twta.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

I’ll give them miss

We all know

That squirting is piss

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Can I enter your tunnel

And go "choo-choooooh"?

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By *esthetic21Man over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

This joke is overused

And your sister is too

Bumboclart

"
my inner monologue read that in a Jamaican accent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red, I’m going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are an overrated flower

Violets are quite cute

I don’t really like flowers

Bring me a wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red, I’m going to bed."

Enjoy your shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red, I’m going to bed.

Enjoy your shag

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Up for a gangbang

With "The Fingerblast Crew"?

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

Roses are red

Orphans are blue

I need food

And a rescue boat too

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Fred killed the thread

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

"Roses are red

Fred killed the thread

"
lol oh no i never

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

Roses are red

Man city is blue

Arsenal were cheated

This year its true

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By *till gameMan over a year ago

Oldham

Roses are chocolates

So are snickers

Open your legs

And show me your knickers

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By *iseekingbiCouple over a year ago

N ireland and West Midlands

Is it

Violets are twisted

Bend over love

Youre about to get fisted

They didnt accept our suggestion for the wording for Valentines at the card manufacturing company.

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

Rises are red

My cock is hard

Lube me up

With a bit of lard

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Roses are red

Violets are blue

No British Women love me

Because They only want a man With high social standing And lots of Money

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By *r Black 85Man over a year ago

nottingham

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

This joke is overused

And your sister is too

Bumboclart

my inner monologue read that in a Jamaican accent"

What other accent could it possibly be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

No British Women love me

Because They only want a man With high social standing And lots of Money"

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

I'll just put Max Miller's one:

When roses are red,

they're ripe for plucking.

When a girl turns 16,

she's ripe for...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Roses are red.

Oil is black.

If you think I’m interested in you.

You must be smoking crack.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

It’s not Valentine’s Day

But do you fancy a shag

If you’re passing my way?

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By *partan69Man over a year ago

denton

"I'll just put Max Miller's one:

When roses are red,

they're ripe for plucking.

When a girl turns 16,

she's ripe for..."

Lmao

Legally yes , morally would you fuck a 16 year old

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By *loratheExplora39Woman over a year ago

chelmsford

Roses aren’t always Red

Violets are more purple.

I’ve got a secret fantasy

Fisting Angela Merkle

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

My Mood is blue

Get my coffee

And bit spooning to

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"You know the rest "

#NotAllRoses

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By *he MinionMan over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

No British Women love me

Because They only want a man With high social standing And lots of Money"

Attitude like that and you might not get a date for 12 years

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Violets are blue

Roses are red

I'm in a bad mood

So going back to bed.....

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By *ggdrasil66Man over a year ago

Saltdean

Roses are red

Violets are pink

Shut yer legs

Yer kippers stink

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

Lillies are whiffy

One look at you

And I get

Stiffy

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I use my right hand

Thinking of you

To be sent to someone you fancy ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We’ll have to take pause from fucking

For I’m in need of a poo

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got yellow, white and pink roses in my garden.

Roses are yellow,

People are mellow,

I’ll be tickled pink,

I hope you don’t stink.

Whaaat?

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By *ee69Man over a year ago

glasgow

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Bend over nice

I got something for you

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

I'm a cunt

Violets are blue

I'm still a cunt

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

ROSES ARE.....NO!!!!

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

I MUST OF LEFT

MY CAPS LOCK ON!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Roses are red

Violets are violet

Open your mouth wide

This will keep you silent(n)t

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple over a year ago

Between Sudbury n Haverhill

The yellow ones aren’t

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

Roses are red

Unlike those daffs

And I wandered lonely

As a giraffe, erm.......cloud

-William Wordsworth

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’d rather eat shit

Than go out with you

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

"Roses are red

Unlike those daffs

And I wandered lonely

As a giraffe, erm.......cloud

-William Wordsworth"

True story. Don't forget the second stanza though:

Elephants are big

And roses are red

If elephants were clouds

We'd have a sore head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red are the roses

Yellow is the Daff’

Now please take your knees

Upon your tits I would spaff

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Red are the roses

Yellow is the Daff’

Now please take your knees

Upon your tits I would spaff

So romantic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Red are the roses

Yellow is the Daff’

Now please take your knees

Upon your tits I would spaff

So romantic

You knows it

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Like angry big dicks

They tickle yer tonsils

And make you feel sick

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By *agusMan over a year ago

Crayford

Roses for you are red,

The gift of underwear is blue,

The toys are on the bed,

I'm just waiting for YOU

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Roses are red,

I think your hot let's go to bed.

And fuck a lot.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pornhub is down

So you’re Facebook

Will do

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

My penis is yellow

And green, oozing goo

If I buy you some flowers

Would you fancy a chew?

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

Roses are red, white and blue

I really love you

Help i said the L word

You can't say that here

Give me a beer

And come sit over here

With your glass of wine

Chat me up serenade me

Omg i need a pee

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Im sick of this

And squirting’s just piss!!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m so glad

You’re Mum

Didn’t swallow you

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By *ackformore100 OP Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’d rather eat shit

Than go out with you

Sounds like you want the special interest section

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Roses are red

Violets are an interesting sub species of

Ive got ADHD

Oh look tinsel

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

"I'll just put Max Miller's one:

When roses are red,

they're ripe for plucking.

When a girl turns 16,

she's ripe for...

Lmao

Legally yes , morally would you fuck a 16 year old"

Things were different in the 1940s...

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just like the Titanic

I’ll go down on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you sit on my face

I will pleasure you.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple over a year ago

Norwich

Roses are red

My candles are blue

They burn really hot

Let me pour them on you

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By *icky KlungespeareMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Labour is red

Tories are blue

You've been fucked since 2008

You. Yes, that's you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose are red

Violets are funky

When I think of you

I'm spanking my monkey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

This rhyme is lame

I'm a horny bitch

Moan my name

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By *uxurybubblesCouple over a year ago

by the sea

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a puppy

In my van just for you

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By *rBobbMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have split personality

And so do I

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