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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever wanked with a smart watch on their wanking wrist? "
Yes, it’s asked me if I’m doing a bit of exercise. As it seemed to think I need a timer started. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're lying, that would be multi-tasking, and we all know men can't do that.
I can watch porn and ladywank  "
But you are female and we know the female of the species can multitask - I imagine at the same time you were also hovering, talking on the phone, cooking Gnocchi with burnt butter and walnuts, repairing your best party dress and getting the red wine stains out of the carpet, whilst closing a deal on a multi-million dollar PPE contract  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're lying, that would be multi-tasking, and we all know men can't do that.
I can watch porn and ladywank
But you are female and we know the female of the species can multitask - I imagine at the same time you were also hovering, talking on the phone, cooking Gnocchi with burnt butter and walnuts, repairing your best party dress and getting the red wine stains out of the carpet, whilst closing a deal on a multi-million dollar PPE contract "
*** oh fuck, hoovering not hovering, though I would not put it past your ability to hover |
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