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Bumpussies 2: The Origami Sessions
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Perhaps buttons would be less dangerous, although by the time you had fumbled around for five minutes trying to fasten them up, you'd be wanting to open them up again in order to have a fumble  | |||
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"Maybe a zipper? Though watch out for the nip when you get a flap caught in your flap zipper
Perhaps buttons would be less dangerous, although by the time you had fumbled around for five minutes trying to fasten them up, you'd be wanting to open them up again in order to have a fumble "That was delightfully worded around fumble themes  . | |||
"I’ll fold ‘em like a fan shape, to keep the flies away." Infused with citronella too? Bit strong though...that smell on yer bumpussy all day... | |||
"I’ll fold ‘em like a fan shape, to keep the flies away. Infused with citronella too? Bit strong though...that smell on yer bumpussy all day..." It squirts RAID insecticide. Definitely not squirting piss. | |||
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"I’ll fold ‘em like a fan shape, to keep the flies away. Infused with citronella too? Bit strong though...that smell on yer bumpussy all day... It squirts RAID insecticide. Definitely not squirting piss." Careful - that stuff gives you headaches. And the RAID does too . | |||
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"I think the solution here is a bit of tech. Install flanged slots with internal rollers either side of the orifice. A cunningly concealed switch on your inner thigh would roll the flaps in, snug and out of the way. Power would be supplied from a rechargeable zinc ion button battery, with recharging from a dynamo installed in the buttocks. Every thrust and concomitant tightening of the buttocks during intercourse will provide a charging current, keeping your bumpussy flap rollers working for years. There have been encouraging developments in neural interfacing, so I foresee an internal command interface allowing you to deploy or retract your flaps with a thought. Or, I'm sure you could get an app for it, inevitably. I studied engineering, me. " We're on the road to flap Utopia...Flaptopia? | |||
"I think the solution here is a bit of tech. Install flanged slots with internal rollers either side of the orifice. A cunningly concealed switch on your inner thigh would roll the flaps in, snug and out of the way. Power would be supplied from a rechargeable zinc ion button battery, with recharging from a dynamo installed in the buttocks. Every thrust and concomitant tightening of the buttocks during intercourse will provide a charging current, keeping your bumpussy flap rollers working for years. There have been encouraging developments in neural interfacing, so I foresee an internal command interface allowing you to deploy or retract your flaps with a thought. Or, I'm sure you could get an app for it, inevitably. I studied engineering, me.
We're on the road to flap Utopia...Flaptopia? "...come on inside?  | |||
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"Superglue is the answer
….oh….no wait…. "I think you need to sit on your bumpussy a little more Sensual and re-think this again. From the beginning  . | |||
"I think the solution here is a bit of tech. Install flanged slots with internal rollers either side of the orifice. A cunningly concealed switch on your inner thigh would roll the flaps in, snug and out of the way. Power would be supplied from a rechargeable zinc ion button battery, with recharging from a dynamo installed in the buttocks. Every thrust and concomitant tightening of the buttocks during intercourse will provide a charging current, keeping your bumpussy flap rollers working for years. There have been encouraging developments in neural interfacing, so I foresee an internal command interface allowing you to deploy or retract your flaps with a thought. Or, I'm sure you could get an app for it, inevitably. I studied engineering, me.
We're on the road to flap Utopia...Flaptopia?
...come on inside? "Takin' that flap to nowhere... | |||
"I'd attach toggles to my front and back bum and roll them up like tent flaps when I wanted some air in" Ooohhh...GlampingFlaps??? | |||
" We're on the road to flap Utopia...Flaptopia?
...come on inside?
Takin' that flap to nowhere..."We'll take that slide. | |||
" We're on the road to flap Utopia...Flaptopia?
...come on inside?
Takin' that flap to nowhere...
We'll take that slide."My bumpussy's OK this morning | |||
"I'd attach toggles to my front and back bum and roll them up like tent flaps when I wanted some air in Ooohhh...GlampingFlaps??? "Nah, too posh, more like bivvy bagflaps | |||
"I'd attach toggles to my front and back bum and roll them up like tent flaps when I wanted some air in Ooohhh...GlampingFlaps???
Nah, too posh, more like bivvy bagflaps " I fucking love that . Careful here though...last time I did a bumpussy thread Scooby changed her name to "FabulousBumPussy" after a teeny bit of persuasion...and BivvyBagFlaps has got your name written all over it now...
Dare you?
Would you?
(You can't change it for a week either) xx | |||
"I'd attach toggles to my front and back bum and roll them up like tent flaps when I wanted some air in Ooohhh...GlampingFlaps???
Nah, too posh, more like bivvy bagflaps
I fucking love that . Careful here though...last time I did a bumpussy thread Scooby changed her name to "FabulousBumPussy" after a teeny bit of persuasion...and BivvyBagFlaps has got your name written all over it now...
Dare you?
Would you?
(You can't change it for a week either) xx"Because I'm irish I get to say 'I will in me arse' lol even though BBFs might be fun | |||
"I'd attach toggles to my front and back bum and roll them up like tent flaps when I wanted some air in Ooohhh...GlampingFlaps???
Nah, too posh, more like bivvy bagflaps
I fucking love that . Careful here though...last time I did a bumpussy thread Scooby changed her name to "FabulousBumPussy" after a teeny bit of persuasion...and BivvyBagFlaps has got your name written all over it now...
Dare you?
Would you?
(You can't change it for a week either) xx
Because I'm irish I get to say 'I will in me arse' lol even though BBFs might be fun"I'm out of usernames this year already...BivvyBagFlaps is one for my 2025 xx | |||
"I'd attach toggles to my front and back bum and roll them up like tent flaps when I wanted some air in Ooohhh...GlampingFlaps???
Nah, too posh, more like bivvy bagflaps
I fucking love that . Careful here though...last time I did a bumpussy thread Scooby changed her name to "FabulousBumPussy" after a teeny bit of persuasion...and BivvyBagFlaps has got your name written all over it now...
Dare you?
Would you?
(You can't change it for a week either) xx
Because I'm irish I get to say 'I will in me arse' lol even though BBFs might be fun
I'm out of usernames this year already...BivvyBagFlaps is one for my 2025 xx"Oh are you bagsing it so, ok you can have it | |||
"I'd attach toggles to my front and back bum and roll them up like tent flaps when I wanted some air in Ooohhh...GlampingFlaps???
Nah, too posh, more like bivvy bagflaps
I fucking love that . Careful here though...last time I did a bumpussy thread Scooby changed her name to "FabulousBumPussy" after a teeny bit of persuasion...and BivvyBagFlaps has got your name written all over it now...
Dare you?
Would you?
(You can't change it for a week either) xx
Because I'm irish I get to say 'I will in me arse' lol even though BBFs might be fun
I'm out of usernames this year already...BivvyBagFlaps is one for my 2025 xx
Oh are you bagsing it so, ok you can have it "Not at all - first refusal? She's all yours if you want her. If not...she's mine xx | |||
"I'd attach toggles to my front and back bum and roll them up like tent flaps when I wanted some air in Ooohhh...GlampingFlaps???
Nah, too posh, more like bivvy bagflaps
I fucking love that . Careful here though...last time I did a bumpussy thread Scooby changed her name to "FabulousBumPussy" after a teeny bit of persuasion...and BivvyBagFlaps has got your name written all over it now...
Dare you?
Would you?
(You can't change it for a week either) xx
Because I'm irish I get to say 'I will in me arse' lol even though BBFs might be fun
I'm out of usernames this year already...BivvyBagFlaps is one for my 2025 xx
Oh are you bagsing it so, ok you can have it
Not at all - first refusal?
She's all yours if you want her.
If not...she's mine xx"You can have her. I'm leaning more towards BagPuss right now | |||
"You can have her. I'm leaning more towards BagPuss right now" It's certainly more genteel xx | |||
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"Velcro, just make sure you clean the fluff out regularly " Who here has a fluffy bottom? You could use wax strips and roll them up like fly papers make a feature out of your fluff | |||
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"Superglue is the answer
….oh….no wait…. "I think you'll find that, actually, only smarties have the answer | |||
"This sounds like a concept album by rock bitch." Penis Fly Trap | |||
"Superglue is the answer
….oh….no wait….
I think you'll find that, actually, only smarties have the answer "Eureka!! Smarties-themed p0ppers for me it is...none of that jewelled nonsense from earlier. | |||
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"Aw no!" Come on Rag. We all know you're here because - deep, deep down - you need this . | |||
"This sounds like a concept album by rock bitch." And Falcon is finding his feet around the whole "Bumpussy" concept | |||
"Velcro, just make sure you clean the fluff out regularly " And Em's thinking "If I distract him by posting on his thread he'll shut up and leave me alone where it really matters" xxx | |||
"Velcro, just make sure you clean the fluff out regularly And Em's thinking "If I distract him by posting on his thread he'll shut up and leave me alone where it really matters" xxx" | |||
"Velcro, just make sure you clean the fluff out regularly And Em's thinking "If I distract him by posting on his thread he'll shut up and leave me alone where it really matters" xxx
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s with your flappy-wingy-bits.
Bump...ussy!!!
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" A different animal every day, like towel folding " | |||
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" A different animal every day, like towel folding "Like Em's towels? | |||
" A different animal every day, like towel folding
Like Em's towels?"
I knew someone would get there eventually | |||
" A different animal every day, like towel folding
Like Em's towels?
I knew someone would get there eventually "I also like to lubricate my flaps with three-quarters of a bottle of high end shampoo  | |||
" A different animal every day, like towel folding " Is that a sanitary towel? What can you bend yours into?        | |||
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"Did the original thread fill? I can't find it. " Hang on...I'll have a little search xx | |||
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"Put Bluetooth on it, everything is better with Bluetooth " There's a whole bumpussy industry out there just waiting to explode in our faces! | |||
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"How would YOU fold your flaps? Me? I would put jewelled p0ppers on them and my bum cheeks. Pretty, and gets around the dyspraxia...." But would the p0ppers not be tricky due to the Dyspraxia? Would Velcro not be easier?? | |||
"How would YOU fold your flaps? Me? I would put jewelled p0ppers on them and my bum cheeks. Pretty, and gets around the dyspraxia.... But would the p0ppers not be tricky due to the Dyspraxia? Would Velcro not be easier??" I think it would, but there's a whole "hairy manbum/stray dangleberry/velcro axis of evil" lying in wait with that x | |||
"Bum pussy "
They just won't die...yet xx | |||
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"How would YOU fold your flaps? Me? I would put jewelled p0ppers on them and my bum cheeks. Pretty, and gets around the dyspraxia.... But would the p0ppers not be tricky due to the Dyspraxia? Would Velcro not be easier?? I think it would, but there's a whole "hairy manbum/stray dangleberry/velcro axis of evil" lying in wait with that x" Oh true!! Good thinking!! | |||
"How would YOU fold your flaps? Me? I would put jewelled p0ppers on them and my bum cheeks. Pretty, and gets around the dyspraxia.... But would the p0ppers not be tricky due to the Dyspraxia? Would Velcro not be easier?? I think it would, but there's a whole "hairy manbum/stray dangleberry/velcro axis of evil" lying in wait with that x Oh true!! Good thinking!!" Thank you. I'm a very analytical lunatic x | |||
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"I'd like little magnets 🧲 It would be nice to set off the airport scanners every time I went on holiday. "It's just my bumpussy, Sir. Would you like to see it?"" Would that not risk chafing when you spank yourself with a cheese grater? | |||
"I'd like little magnets 🧲 It would be nice to set off the airport scanners every time I went on holiday. "It's just my bumpussy, Sir. Would you like to see it?" Would that not risk chafing when you spank yourself with a cheese grater? " I don't think so, but I'll have to get back to you on that one. I haven't got the 20k for a bumpussy yet. I was going to ask Nick to set up a GoFundMe page | |||
"I'd like little magnets 🧲 It would be nice to set off the airport scanners every time I went on holiday. "It's just my bumpussy, Sir. Would you like to see it?""
You could become a bumpussy ambassador. Within a few years, there'll be a bespoke bumpussy check-in aisle. | |||
"I'd like little magnets 🧲 It would be nice to set off the airport scanners every time I went on holiday. "It's just my bumpussy, Sir. Would you like to see it?"
You could become a bumpussy ambassador. Within a few years, there'll be a bespoke bumpussy check-in aisle. "I can genuinely see them taking off. Maybe not in your lifetime, but certainly in mine. | |||
"I'd like little magnets 🧲 It would be nice to set off the airport scanners every time I went on holiday. "It's just my bumpussy, Sir. Would you like to see it?"
You could become a bumpussy ambassador. Within a few years, there'll be a bespoke bumpussy check-in aisle.
I can genuinely see them taking off. Maybe not in your lifetime, but certainly in mine."
I'd hoped to leave here with a legacy of fully automated luxury space psychic queer communism fully in situ....but I'll definitely take "bumpussies are almost a thing" as a consolation Willy.... | |||
"I'd like little magnets 🧲 It would be nice to set off the airport scanners every time I went on holiday. "It's just my bumpussy, Sir. Would you like to see it?"
You could become a bumpussy ambassador. Within a few years, there'll be a bespoke bumpussy check-in aisle.
I can genuinely see them taking off. Maybe not in your lifetime, but certainly in mine.
I'd hoped to leave here with a legacy of fully automated luxury space psychic queer communism fully in situ....but I'll definitely take "bumpussies are almost a thing" as a consolation Willy...."
For the good of humankind, let's hope that brain transplants aren't a thing before you die | |||
"This ….. this is enough internet for today " It's not going away ya know | |||
"Oh god no. (As I usually say to this)" I'm afraid it's front, centre, and back-bottom "YES YES YES". Wherever you hide, the bumpussy will find you 😘. | |||
"I'd like little magnets 🧲 It would be nice to set off the airport scanners every time I went on holiday. "It's just my bumpussy, Sir. Would you like to see it?"
You could become a bumpussy ambassador. Within a few years, there'll be a bespoke bumpussy check-in aisle.
I can genuinely see them taking off. Maybe not in your lifetime, but certainly in mine.
I'd hoped to leave here with a legacy of fully automated luxury space psychic queer communism fully in situ....but I'll definitely take "bumpussies are almost a thing" as a consolation Willy....
For the good of humankind, let's hope that brain transplants aren't a thing before you die" | |||
"I'd like little magnets 🧲 It would be nice to set off the airport scanners every time I went on holiday. "It's just my bumpussy, Sir. Would you like to see it?" Would that not risk chafing when you spank yourself with a cheese grater? I don't think so, but I'll have to get back to you on that one. I haven't got the 20k for a bumpussy yet. I was going to ask Nick to set up a GoFundMe page" Hey - I'm the crazy genius. I don't do the admin. But - here's an idea. You and Mrs Rickshawed put her forward as the first bumpussy experimentee (she needs a bit of jeopardy now she's getting on a bit, so even if it goes badly wrong at least it adds some excitement), and you sell it as pay per view? Davina can perform the op. Mrs R is still very much a hotty, so that'll bring in thousands, and Davina will bring in a different demographic too. Bumpussy culture in motion, bit of excitement for Mrs R, funds for everyone (you get your bumpussy Willy!!), and lasting notoriety as the butcher....sorry...I mean fame as the surgical genius...for Davina. I'm sure there's some country you could bribe the ethics committee to allow this? Job done ✅️✅️. | |||
"How would YOU fold your flaps? Me? I would put jewelled p0ppers on them and my bum cheeks. Pretty, and gets around the dyspraxia...." In my inestimable wisdom, I sincerely believe that bumpussy origami is a helpful bit of practice for wrapping those Xmas prezzies. So I'm only bumping this for your seasonal benefit. | |||
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"A bumpussy isn't just for Christmas..." Note to self: Bumpussy V2.0 needs a simpler way of navigating the flap/sprout axis of evil. | |||
"I’d like to fold those wondrous flaps into one of those fries pockets from McDonalds…" Sometimes Sensual, you achieve poetry 💙. | |||
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"Could we add special Christmas cracker style snaps?" Only if you can say it 3 times very quickly | |||
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"The Bumpussy Origami Sessions In a room where whispers fold the air, Where fingers craft with tender care, A ritual blooms, both strange and sweet, The Bumpussy sessions—a secret beat. Flaps of skin, so soft, so bare, Await the hands to shape and share. Twists and turns, a sacred art, Creating forms that stir the heart. "Fold it slow," the leader croons, "Curve it gentle, like crescent moons. Press the edges, make them meet, A dance of flesh, sly and discreet." Laughter spills, a nervous trill, Hands unsure, but learning still. Each crease a lesson, each fold a try, A metaphor for the dreams we fly. Shapes emerge, a mystery pure, Some too wild, some demure. A bump, a twist, a playful curve, A craft that tests both hand and nerve. And when it’s done, the figures gleam, A surreal vision, a living dream. Not quite this, nor fully that, A bumpussy realm, where art is at. The sessions end, the skin retracts, The crafters leave, their hearts intact. For in these folds, they find release, An odd, unspoken, fleeting peace." That was awesome. Which AI are you using Willy? I'm seriously impressed. | |||
"The Bumpussy Origami Sessions In a room where whispers fold the air, Where fingers craft with tender care, A ritual blooms, both strange and sweet, The Bumpussy sessions—a secret beat. Flaps of skin, so soft, so bare, Await the hands to shape and share. Twists and turns, a sacred art, Creating forms that stir the heart. "Fold it slow," the leader croons, "Curve it gentle, like crescent moons. Press the edges, make them meet, A dance of flesh, sly and discreet." Laughter spills, a nervous trill, Hands unsure, but learning still. Each crease a lesson, each fold a try, A metaphor for the dreams we fly. Shapes emerge, a mystery pure, Some too wild, some demure. A bump, a twist, a playful curve, A craft that tests both hand and nerve. And when it’s done, the figures gleam, A surreal vision, a living dream. Not quite this, nor fully that, A bumpussy realm, where art is at. The sessions end, the skin retracts, The crafters leave, their hearts intact. For in these folds, they find release, An odd, unspoken, fleeting peace. That was awesome. Which AI are you using Willy? I'm seriously impressed. " How very dare you suggest that!😱 Chatgtp | |||
"The Bumpussy Origami Sessions In a room where whispers fold the air, Where fingers craft with tender care, A ritual blooms, both strange and sweet, The Bumpussy sessions—a secret beat. Flaps of skin, so soft, so bare, Await the hands to shape and share. Twists and turns, a sacred art, Creating forms that stir the heart. "Fold it slow," the leader croons, "Curve it gentle, like crescent moons. Press the edges, make them meet, A dance of flesh, sly and discreet." Laughter spills, a nervous trill, Hands unsure, but learning still. Each crease a lesson, each fold a try, A metaphor for the dreams we fly. Shapes emerge, a mystery pure, Some too wild, some demure. A bump, a twist, a playful curve, A craft that tests both hand and nerve. And when it’s done, the figures gleam, A surreal vision, a living dream. Not quite this, nor fully that, A bumpussy realm, where art is at. The sessions end, the skin retracts, The crafters leave, their hearts intact. For in these folds, they find release, An odd, unspoken, fleeting peace. That was awesome. Which AI are you using Willy? I'm seriously impressed. How very dare you suggest that!😱 Chatgtp"
I've no doubt you could write a poem like that - I can think of half a dozen, maybe even a dozen regular Loungers capable of it.
Coz clever bunch .
But.....none of us could have written it all in just the 6 minutes it took between my regurgitation of the thread and your fully-fledged poem Willy .
Half an hour maybe, closer to an hour for most . | |||
"The Bumpussy Origami Sessions In a room where whispers fold the air, Where fingers craft with tender care, A ritual blooms, both strange and sweet, The Bumpussy sessions—a secret beat. Flaps of skin, so soft, so bare, Await the hands to shape and share. Twists and turns, a sacred art, Creating forms that stir the heart. "Fold it slow," the leader croons, "Curve it gentle, like crescent moons. Press the edges, make them meet, A dance of flesh, sly and discreet." Laughter spills, a nervous trill, Hands unsure, but learning still. Each crease a lesson, each fold a try, A metaphor for the dreams we fly. Shapes emerge, a mystery pure, Some too wild, some demure. A bump, a twist, a playful curve, A craft that tests both hand and nerve. And when it’s done, the figures gleam, A surreal vision, a living dream. Not quite this, nor fully that, A bumpussy realm, where art is at. The sessions end, the skin retracts, The crafters leave, their hearts intact. For in these folds, they find release, An odd, unspoken, fleeting peace. That was awesome. Which AI are you using Willy? I'm seriously impressed. How very dare you suggest that!😱 Chatgtp
I've no doubt you could write a poem like that - I can think of half a dozen, maybe even a dozen regular Loungers capable of it.
Coz clever bunch .
But.....none of us could have written it all in just the 6 minutes it took between my regurgitation of the thread and your fully-fledged poem Willy .
Half an hour maybe, closer to an hour for most ." that's a fair assessment. It never fails to deliver though. | |||
"The Bumpussy Origami Sessions In a room where whispers fold the air, Where fingers craft with tender care, A ritual blooms, both strange and sweet, The Bumpussy sessions—a secret beat. Flaps of skin, so soft, so bare, Await the hands to shape and share. Twists and turns, a sacred art, Creating forms that stir the heart. "Fold it slow," the leader croons, "Curve it gentle, like crescent moons. Press the edges, make them meet, A dance of flesh, sly and discreet." Laughter spills, a nervous trill, Hands unsure, but learning still. Each crease a lesson, each fold a try, A metaphor for the dreams we fly. Shapes emerge, a mystery pure, Some too wild, some demure. A bump, a twist, a playful curve, A craft that tests both hand and nerve. And when it’s done, the figures gleam, A surreal vision, a living dream. Not quite this, nor fully that, A bumpussy realm, where art is at. The sessions end, the skin retracts, The crafters leave, their hearts intact. For in these folds, they find release, An odd, unspoken, fleeting peace. That was awesome. Which AI are you using Willy? I'm seriously impressed. How very dare you suggest that!😱 Chatgtp
I've no doubt you could write a poem like that - I can think of half a dozen, maybe even a dozen regular Loungers capable of it.
Coz clever bunch .
But.....none of us could have written it all in just the 6 minutes it took between my regurgitation of the thread and your fully-fledged poem Willy .
Half an hour maybe, closer to an hour for most .
that's a fair assessment. It never fails to deliver though."I've really gone off Facebook the last 3 months. Feels old, tired, naff. So I think I'm creating a vacuum for something new to enter - and Chat/other AI may well be the ones. I can certainly see ways it can help me go further, faster, with all my unusual study stuff. | |||
