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What is the greatest opening lyric of all time
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Me Tonto Kimosabi
Never did master it lol A song from the seventies The Lone Ranger by Quantum Jump
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cmon, get over here!! |
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She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen |
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By *aiducMan
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
This bed is on fire with passionate love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top |
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Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree.
Probably that. |
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I am the god of hellfire! And I bring you
Fire by the The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. |
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AAALLLLLL ABOAAAAAARRRD! HAHAHAAAAAA |
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By *damxxMan
over a year ago
London |
Lana Del Rey - Cola
'My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
Scatman - Scatman John
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this the real life is this just fantasy |
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First I was afraid, I was petrified |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Severance - the birds of leaving call to us
"Severance" by Dead Can Dance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no lyrics."
Fify  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no lyrics.
Fify "
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It's like I dont care about nothing man...
Roll another blunt...
ooohh
la da da da la da da la la da da
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let me entertain you |
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Revvin'up your engine, listen to that howlin'roar
Danger Zone, incase you didn't know  |
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'Welcome to the jungle' we got fun n games we got everything you need hun we know thire names we are the people that can find whatever you may need.
guns n roses |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Ah, this must be in the running,
"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."
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"Ah, this must be in the running,
"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."
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Really? Always felt a natural affinity for those Davina.
I keep hearing the following lyrics in my sleep. Dogs barking in the background. No idea why:
"O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis
semper crescis
aut decrescis
vita detestabilis"
My head itches when I wake up too.
Ho-hum. |
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I hear the train a-comin
It’s rolling round the bend
And I ain’t seen the sunshine
Since I don’t know when.
The mr |
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97, wear sunscreen |
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Mwahahahahahahahaha........ Wipeout! |
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"Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97, wear sunscreen"
Actually, this |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Ah, this must be in the running,
"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."
Really? Always felt a natural affinity for those Davina.
I keep hearing the following lyrics in my sleep. Dogs barking in the background. No idea why:
"O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis
semper crescis
aut decrescis
vita detestabilis"
My head itches when I wake up too.
Ho-hum."
You're not waking up smelling of aftershave, by any chance? |
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"Ah, this must be in the running,
"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."
Really? Always felt a natural affinity for those Davina.
I keep hearing the following lyrics in my sleep. Dogs barking in the background. No idea why:
"O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis
semper crescis
aut decrescis
vita detestabilis"
My head itches when I wake up too.
Ho-hum.
You're not waking up smelling of aftershave, by any chance? "
Yes I am!
How do you know these things?
Damien, by del Boi. |
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Freedom.. there ain't no fucking freedom.... cockney rejects ... police car . |
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It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The sirens are screaming, and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning."
On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? |
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Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called life  |
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I’m the King of the Swingers yeah, the jungle vip.  |
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Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you |
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Slip inside the eye of your mind |
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There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitter is gold. |
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"In the beginning, back in 1955..."
AC/DC Let there be Rock. |
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Take me down to the Paradise City (Guns N Roses) |
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By *oozleMan
over a year ago
high wycombe |
Hey,hey, mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
The muffin man is seated at the table, In the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She got an ass like loaf of bread
Make you want a slice
Pharell - Angel |
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You don’t always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that’s not right to do!
Fuck her gently - tenacious D haha  |
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Anybody find me somebody to love (queen) |
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Please allow me to adjust my pants, so I may dance the good time dance And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance |
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You're not my fucking friend. Baxter Dury |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
“Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train
And I was feeling nearly as faded as my jeans”
“I don’t believe in an interventionist god”
“A junkie walking through the twilight
I’m on my way home” |
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By *iverstMan
over a year ago
Rossendale |
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By *iverstMan
over a year ago
Rossendale |
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I spread my cheeks apart
and show my hole where I fart |
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You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. |
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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
When we....when we ...when we fuck...... When we By Tank |
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This is the greatest and best song in the world….. tribute. |
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Cause It’s a bitter sweet symphony, that’s life.
Trying to make ends meet, you’re a sl*va to money then you die!
Never hear a line more poetic and painfully true than that
It wouldn’t let me post the word sl*ve  |
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Appropriate for today “ oh flower of Scotland |
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Sherrif Fatman started out his business as a granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Panorama |
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Eat shit dreadlocked mother fucker |
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"Sherrif Fatman started out his business as a granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Panorama"
Classic that. |
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I don't like cricket.. no no... I love it |
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"Hello darkness my old friend."
You beat me by 3 minutes |
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The distant echo
Of faraway voices
Boarding faraway trains |
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"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
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Jimi Hendrix!!! |
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I hurt myself today to see if I still feel. |
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(Sorry if my choices are gloomy, but I think they're gooduns.) |
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Oohhh so many superb suggestions here.
A couple from me:
"The sun struggles up, another beautiful day.
'n' I feel glad in my own suspicious way"
Or
"Larry Love...
D'you remember when I came upon ya, in that place of suff'rin' 'n' darkness?..."
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
Various |
"Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?" |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
sussex and Wales |
My vote will always go to……
I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand….. |
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"Ground control to Major Tom..." |
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I wanted to change the world but I could not even change my underwear…..
Anyone know who this is?? |
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Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine. |
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Arseholes bastards fucking cunts and pricks....plaistow Patricia..Ian Dury.. |
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"I wanted to change the world but I could not even change my underwear…..
Anyone know who this is??"
Boris Johnson? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suck on that dick baby concentrate |
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"The distant echo
Of faraway voices
Boarding faraway trains "
amen to this .. |
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"Shyness is nice and shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like too.
But,if there's something you'd like to try... ask me i won't say no, how could I?"
More an opening gambit than an opening line.
The lyric still resonates 40 years on x |
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"I wanted to change the world but I could not even change my underwear…..
Anyone know who this is??"
Sinead o Connor.. queen of Denmark
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Severance - the birds of leaving call to us
"Severance" by Dead Can Dance"
A lament to Autumn, really solemn.
This has already been rewritten as a pastiche for a funeral.
Rutger Hauer, as a scarecrow (from he Guinness advert), fits this song. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Me Tonto Kimosabi
Never did master it lol A song from the seventies The Lone Ranger by Quantum Jump
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I had the single as a kid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can decide between
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
And
Take me now, baby, here as I am
Pull me close, try and understand
Desire is hunger, is the fire I breathe
Love is a banquet on which we feed
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
The man at the back of the queue was sent-to feel the smack of firm government.
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Well, I woke up Sunday mornin'
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day |
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Sunday morning coming down, Kris Kristofferson originally but also Johnny Cash |
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I first met you hanging knickers on the line
From that moment on
I knew that there could only be one outcome
Me and You Vs The World - Space
J |
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You’re a hurricane, I’m a caravan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve never been closer, nor tried to understand ….. |
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I know a song that will get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves
I know a song that will get on your nerves,
Get, get, get on your nerves |
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I never meant to cause you in the sorrow.
I never meant to cause you any pain.
I only wanted to one time see you laughing.
I wanted to see you laughing..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’re twisting my Melon man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, he had payments on that
Stagger Lee |
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Arrr push it p push it real good |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"Traffic's wild tonight"
Diamond smiles her cocktail smile |
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By *KBIMALE2025Man
over a year ago
WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON |
No one would have believed
In the last years of the nineteenth century
That human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
The distant echo -
of faraway voices boarding faraway trains |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"No one would have believed
In the last years of the nineteenth century
That human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space"
Good one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got another confession to make... |
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I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
Not the jolliest but good lyrics!
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
In the day, we sweat it out on the streets
Of a runaway American dream |
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Four score and seven beers ago... |
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By *KBIMALE2025Man
over a year ago
WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON |
Southern trees bear a strange fruit
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root.
Has to be one of most powerful songs I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve got a pocket full of pretty green |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is happiness real, or am I so jaded |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mana mana… do do do do do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baby if you could would you go back to the start?
(Biffy Clyro) |
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Load up on guns, bring your friends,
It's fun to lose and to pretend,
She's overboard and self assured,
Oh no I know a dirty word.
Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana
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I’m tired… so tired.,.. I’m tired of having sex… so tired |
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Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate |
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"Well, I woke up Sunday mornin'
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day"
Great song and lyrics, my favourite lyric is further on,
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing’
And it echoed through the canyons
Like the disappearing’ dreams of yesterday |
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Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year, Stole many a man's soul and faith... |
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"Sherrif Fatman started out his business as a granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Panorama"
And we have a winner! |
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As the snow flies
On a cold and grey Chicago mornin |
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By *oding1Man
over a year ago
marlow |
Bobby said he'd pull out
But
Bobby stayed in |
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She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge.
B |
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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
“On the road to nowhere… “
That cunningly places , people , time …
Talking Heads .. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge.
B"
I love that song! |
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Punctured bicycle, on a hillside desolate... |
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In the beginning there was Jack. And Jack had a groove..... |
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How could I ever forget:
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
And, no, I did not just type all of that in. |
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As I walk through the ballet of the shadow of death... |
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By *aygallaMan
over a year ago
newton aycliffe |
Say hello to my little friend |
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That’s why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker |
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When your starting to ch*ke take some pills with your it's inspirational. And when you're life is a mess light one more cigarette it's so logical. |
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"You don’t always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that’s not right to do!
Fuck her gently - tenacious D haha "
That's not the opening line....  |
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Excuse me do fuck at well as you dance.
Stuart who - twisted.. |
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"This is the greatest and best song in the world….. tribute. "
YES!!!
Also…
There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on now
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see
But if I stay here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change...
Freebird , Lynryd Skynryd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I Reach the Place I’m Goin’
Wynonna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel / I focus on the pain / The only thing that's real..."
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Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand |
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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
The whispers in the morning
Of lovers sleeping tight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gimme More
Song by Britney Spears
It's Britney, bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listen to the wind blow / Watch the sun rise..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief..." |
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You get a shiver in the dark but it’s a raining in the park but meantime.
Sultans of swing - dire straits. On reflection the song has swings in the title and he’s out in a park. I think we have just uncovered the true meaning of the song. See fab forums reveal the truth once again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew a woman from Oklahoma oh ye oh ya...she was always a Moana..oh ye oh ya...her mom's name was Paloma..oh ye oh ya...i didn't know her till I showed her...oh ye oh ya..
Dik e dik ah |
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it's one o clock and time for lunch,bum dee dum dee dum. |
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Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste |
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The higher you build your barriers
The taller I become
The further you take my rights away
The faster I will run
You can deny me
You can decide to turn your face away
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I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
Serious man, your fucking' missus is nuts
My missus is nuts an' all
She rings me at least forty times a day
Serious
Goldie Lookin’ Chain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Don’t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright.” |
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Son, I'm 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
Happy Monday's kinky afro |
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Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do ~tenacious d |
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All veils and misty
Streets of blue… |
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So fucking what .....
So what by the Anti Nowhere League |
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Give it to me, baby!
Uh huh, uh huh!  |
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By *LxxMan
over a year ago
Sheffield |
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh the snot has caked upon my pants, it has turned to crystal..
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
I went home with a waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too
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Warren Zevon- Lawyers, Guns and Money
(Hunter Biden and Mark Thatcher's theme song) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello, it's me- Adele |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2nd floor- hardware, Childrens wear, ladies lingerie
Oh hello Mr.Tyler ..going down?
Hehehe hoooo
Aerosmith |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some people tell me that I need help, some people can fuck off and go to hell.
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Perhaps I was addicted to the dark side
Somewhere inside my childhood witnessed my heart die |
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Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're weary, feeling small
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all, all
I'm on your side, oh, when times get rough
And friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
And do they know the places where we go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a cold heartbreaker
Fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two
And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed
I'll be out the door before you wake
It's nothin' new to you
'Cause I think we've seen that movie too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's close to midnight
And something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I won't let you down
I will not give you up
Gotta have some faith in the sound
It's the one good thing that I've got |
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I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight. |
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You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round. |
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Well she was flatter than a pancake
And nowhere near as sweet
She got real good at giving head
And fixing stuff to eat
Why Why Why - Nashville Pussy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Weeeooeeeeeooo…ooo…weeeeoooweeeooo…the lion sleeps tonight…’K |
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I wrote this song two hours before we met
I didn't know your name or what you looked like yet
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga |
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I don't wanna be loved, I just wanna get fucked |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga"
Dammit! Why did I click on this thread?? Got that song stuck in my head now!  |
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