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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

That I like to move my hand over your flesh. Just as I lean over and kiss your shoulder blade, biting just where it meets your neck.

Then nibbling and breathing in your ear, as I draw the flat of my hand over your right buttock.

Holding your left tit, rolling the nipple between my fingers, as I kiss your neck and shoulders.

And enter you.

Kissing your neck and back again.

Did you know that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks for sharing Nicky. Ive got an erection now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh Nick

You haven’t even bought me a drink yet babe.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

And they say romance is dead

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

Coventry

Did you know if you baby oil your ass cheeks and asshole . Your poop glides out in one piece like a brown missile

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

to you all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PHWOOOOAR!!! Has it just got hot in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What position are all those moves done in?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds


"Did you know if you baby oil your ass cheeks and asshole . Your poop glides out in one piece like a brown missile "

#toptip

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Feeling the heat, Nicky?

Mrs TMN x

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"What position are all those moves done in? "

False 9 x

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"That I like to move my hand over your flesh. Just as I lean over and kiss your shoulder blade, biting just where it meets your neck.

Then nibbling and breathing in your ear, as I draw the flat of my hand over your right buttock.

Holding your left tit, rolling the nipple between my fingers, as I kiss your neck and shoulders.

And enter you.

Kissing your neck and back again.

Did you know that?"

*clenches buttocks.......

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"Feeling the heat, Nicky?

Mrs TMN x"

Lol. Footy and early dinner for me.

I just wanted YOU all to feel the heat Mrs Twist.

I'm a giver, not a taker xxxx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"That I like to move my hand over your flesh. Just as I lean over and kiss your shoulder blade, biting just where it meets your neck.

Then nibbling and breathing in your ear, as I draw the flat of my hand over your right buttock.

Holding your left tit, rolling the nipple between my fingers, as I kiss your neck and shoulders.

And enter you.

Kissing your neck and back again.

Did you know that?"

Can you then gently stroke my hair and then wrap it around your hand as you use it pull my head up.

Can you?

J

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"That I like to move my hand over your flesh. Just as I lean over and kiss your shoulder blade, biting just where it meets your neck.

Then nibbling and breathing in your ear, as I draw the flat of my hand over your right buttock.

Holding your left tit, rolling the nipple between my fingers, as I kiss your neck and shoulders.

And enter you.

Kissing your neck and back again.

Did you know that?

Can you then gently stroke my hair and then wrap it around your hand as you use it pull my head up.

Can you?

J"

Of course I can J. In fact, I just have.

And kissed-bit your neck as you exhaled, firmly but slowly entering deeper into you, holding and squeezing your left tit and nipple with my free hand.

I hope you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anywhere near my ears would result in a swift elbow to the face

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By *urry BlokeMan  over a year ago

That's tonights wank sorted

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By *uzie69xTV/TS  over a year ago

Maidstone


"Did you know if you baby oil your ass cheeks and asshole . Your poop glides out in one piece like a brown missile "

Haha only if you've been eating your Bran Flakes.

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"Anywhere near my ears would result in a swift elbow to the face "

So I can grab them, pull your arms behind you as your face goes to the mattress, gripping both your wrists with my one hand (so easily), tracing lines along your back and bum with my free hand, massaging gently, then firm, between your shoulder blades, moving in...out...in....touching your back, holding you there?

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By *mmaleiaWoman  over a year ago

Trowbridge

Is this some form of kinky twister?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Corrrrrrrrrr my klunge bucket has sprung a leak and is dripping everywhere!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Did you cum yet, Nicky? This feels like Pickle’s talk me through my wank

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

Lol. Loving all the comments - from Bran Flakes poo missiles to wanking .

0-0 Switzerland Italy btw .

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Did you cum yet, Nicky? This feels like Pickle’s talk me through my wank "

Pickle's ones were usually slightly higher on the grim scale.

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Noted.

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

I am genuinely eating dinner and watching the footy.

Even that is too much multi-tasking, let alone this little pervy thread foray (and not a hope I could add a wank in there...I think I'd end up chewing my phone and wanking a chicken wing...I get confused...) xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am genuinely eating dinner and watching the footy.

Even that is too much multi-tasking, let alone this little pervy thread foray (and not a hope I could add a wank in there...I think I'd end up chewing my phone and wanking a chicken wing...I get confused...) xxxx"

Puts a fresh spin on finger licking good

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"That I like to move my hand over your flesh. Just as I lean over and kiss your shoulder blade, biting just where it meets your neck.

Then nibbling and breathing in your ear, as I draw the flat of my hand over your right buttock.

Holding your left tit, rolling the nipple between my fingers, as I kiss your neck and shoulders.

And enter you.

Kissing your neck and back again.

Did you know that?"

You really are a dreadful bereavement counsellor

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"That I like to move my hand over your flesh. Just as I lean over and kiss your shoulder blade, biting just where it meets your neck.

Then nibbling and breathing in your ear, as I draw the flat of my hand over your right buttock.

Holding your left tit, rolling the nipple between my fingers, as I kiss your neck and shoulders.

And enter you.

Kissing your neck and back again.

Did you know that?

You really are a dreadful bereavement counsellor "

Easy pickings Todge.

Easy pickings .

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"Corrrrrrrrrr my klunge bucket has sprung a leak and is dripping everywhere! "

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By *issilia AmoriWoman  over a year ago

North Welsh Borders


"That I like to move my hand over your flesh. Just as I lean over and kiss your shoulder blade, biting just where it meets your neck.

Then nibbling and breathing in your ear, as I draw the flat of my hand over your right buttock.

Holding your left tit, rolling the nipple between my fingers, as I kiss your neck and shoulders.

And enter you.

Kissing your neck and back again.

Did you know that?"

I can't work out how many hands you have? One to move over the flesh? One on the bum and the other holding a tit.

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"Is this some form of kinky twister?"

It was for a few moments - my brain really can't multi-task.

Well, except for firm, slow pushing into you, kissing and biting your neck and shoulders, holding and touching and massaging a boob and nipples, and holding your hair/wrists/neck (delete as appropriate) with the other hand.

I think the tennis has helped there x

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"That I like to move my hand over your flesh. Just as I lean over and kiss your shoulder blade, biting just where it meets your neck.

Then nibbling and breathing in your ear, as I draw the flat of my hand over your right buttock.

Holding your left tit, rolling the nipple between my fingers, as I kiss your neck and shoulders.

And enter you.

Kissing your neck and back again.

Did you know that?

I can't work out how many hands you have? One to move over the flesh? One on the bum and the other holding a tit. "

It's a movie, not a still life xx

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"Noted. "

.

Nope - not falling for it - "noted" with you means "forgotten about" a day later xx

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"That I like to move my hand over your flesh. Just as I lean over and kiss your shoulder blade, biting just where it meets your neck.

Then nibbling and breathing in your ear, as I draw the flat of my hand over your right buttock.

Holding your left tit, rolling the nipple between my fingers, as I kiss your neck and shoulders.

And enter you.

Kissing your neck and back again.

Did you know that?

*clenches buttocks....... "

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"PHWOOOOAR!!! Has it just got hot in here "

I think the footy/chicken/phone/wank axis of cak-handedness killed it a bit

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

Anyway...

Hair-stroking.

That's sooo nice with both hands, isn't it?

They can move from hair to alternating genteel neck-strokes, maybe a gentle blow from my lips around neck and ears (yes...I know not you Mrs KOTCT ), then the back of my hand alongside your spine, not on it, a fingertip on a bum cheek, then a pulling you open, so strong, as I push in deeper, deeper still, telling you how beautiful you are

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"What position are all those moves done in? "

Left wing

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

Coventry


"Did you know if you baby oil your ass cheeks and asshole . Your poop glides out in one piece like a brown missile

Haha only if you've been eating your Bran Flakes."

Hmmm that’s a good point fibre also makes it slide more aerodynamic

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"What position are all those moves done in?

Left wing"

Always, always, left wing xx

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"Did you know if you baby oil your ass cheeks and asshole . Your poop glides out in one piece like a brown missile

Haha only if you've been eating your Bran Flakes.

Hmmm that’s a good point fibre also makes it slide more aerodynamic "

yuk!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"PHWOOOOAR!!! Has it just got hot in here

I think the footy/chicken/phone/wank axis of cak-handedness killed it a bit "

I tried Nicky.

J

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"PHWOOOOAR!!! Has it just got hot in here

I think the footy/chicken/phone/wank axis of cak-handedness killed it a bit

I tried Nicky.

J"

Awww J .

I was trying for you.

I'm sorry if I killed it xxxx

(Note to self - don't turn up the thread heat whilst cooking with the footy on )

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By *he MinionMan  over a year ago

Surrey

I have poor internet.

Whats the footy score now please ?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"PHWOOOOAR!!! Has it just got hot in here

I think the footy/chicken/phone/wank axis of cak-handedness killed it a bit

I tried Nicky.

J

Awww J .

I was trying for you.

I'm sorry if I killed it xxxx

(Note to self - don't turn up the thread heat whilst cooking with the footy on )"

An important note. I did promise a friend that one day I would go full smut on the forums. But today is not that day.

J

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"PHWOOOOAR!!! Has it just got hot in here

I think the footy/chicken/phone/wank axis of cak-handedness killed it a bit

I tried Nicky.

J

Awww J .

I was trying for you.

I'm sorry if I killed it xxxx

(Note to self - don't turn up the thread heat whilst cooking with the footy on )

An important note. I did promise a friend that one day I would go full smut on the forums. But today is not that day.

J"

I'll make sure my fan can cool me down properly, and have tissues to hand xxxx

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP   Man  over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards


"I have poor internet.

Whats the footy score now please ?"

Italy got fucked, dry and painful .

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