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The guy with the biggest penis I've ever been with (flippin' huge, it wouldn't fit) had a little button nose. I'll tell him to read the articles and stop being so damn contradictory. |
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"The larger the nose the more likely I am to think about perching on it but that's about the only correlation.
Big nosed guy here  "
Oh, so you don't prove the theory either!
(Only kidding, Phil. Only kidding) |
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"The larger the nose the more likely I am to think about perching on it but that's about the only correlation.
Big nosed guy here
Oh, so you don't prove the theory either!
(Only kidding, Phil. Only kidding)"
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"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.
Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult
Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol"
I don't have gills unfortunately |
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"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.
Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult
Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol
I don't have gills unfortunately "
Some things are more important than oxygen  |
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"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.
Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult
Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol
I don't have gills unfortunately "
After all those years of giving oral I’ve learnt to breath through my ears haha |
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"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.
Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult
Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol
I don't have gills unfortunately
After all those years of giving oral I’ve learnt to breath through my ears haha"
Kevin Bloody Wilson wrote a song about this. |
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"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.
Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult
Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol
I don't have gills unfortunately
After all those years of giving oral I’ve learnt to breath through my ears haha
Kevin Bloody Wilson wrote a song about this."
Haven’t heard his name for 20 years lol
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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago
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"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size…."
My equipment disagrees with your claim. Large snoz, adequate boaby. |
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"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size….
My equipment disagrees with your claim. Large snoz, adequate boaby."
Not my claim, scientific research lol |
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"So, in women, is there also a "correlation" between nose size and erect clitoris size? What about flap length?"
Give us your measurements and we'll see. For science. |
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"So, in women, is there also a "correlation" between nose size and erect clitoris size? What about flap length?
Give us your measurements and we'll see. For science."
Sure, but we need at least 20 willing participants to make sure this "science experiment" stands up to review. Get recruiting, Lib! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, in women, is there also a "correlation" between nose size and erect clitoris size? What about flap length?
Give us your measurements and we'll see. For science.
Sure, but we need at least 20 willing participants to make sure this "science experiment" stands up to review. Get recruiting, Lib!"
Dr Lib reporting for duty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I call bullshit. I’ve got a proper beak and I’m hung like a hamster."
This is were one must master the iron penis technique, daniel san. Thread the needle and fuck like a sewing machine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.
Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult
Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol
I don't have gills unfortunately
Some things are more important than oxygen "
No lies told! In the words of Ivan Drago "if he dies, he dies!"
If death by snoo snoo isn't a sure fire way into the halls of valhalla, then I don't want in. |
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"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size…."
This has to be nonsense. Just like your ears, your nose continues to grow as you get older and older. Your penis doesn’t. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size….
This has to be nonsense. Just like your ears, your nose continues to grow as you get older and older. Your penis doesn’t."
Why destroying dreams out here, bromeo?  |
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"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size….
This has to be nonsense. Just like your ears, your nose continues to grow as you get older and older. Your penis doesn’t."
Nope it’s real lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size…."
Girth maybe....definitely not length   |
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