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MB's friendly chat - No39

By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

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Please check that No38 thread is closed before posting on this one. Thanks.

This is MB's friendly chat thread to say hello to anyone who wants to come in, have a chat and build some friendships too. I suppose I have enjoyed the interaction with all of you lovely people and we had lots of laughs in some of the threads. Not always that easy though for new people, so they are particularly welcome on this thread and any that may follow. A safe place for all to come say hello and share how your day has been or anything else you want to chat about. All inclusive, caring and respectful please at all times.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

Number 39!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Number 39! "

I know that number just keeps getting bigger and bigger!!

How long before we reach 100 do you think?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

Hmmm. Around 3 - 4 months? Average 2 days to fill a thread, depending how busy it is. 60 threads to go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look forward to 69

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Look forward to 69

Don't we all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look forward to 69

Don't we all!

Speak for yourself not everyone does

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

Hello peeps

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Look forward to 69

Don't we all!

Speak for yourself not everyone does

Ok, you're excused from any 69ing at the toga party.

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry.

His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees

The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's

He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals

To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals

He's such a great host, never crossing a line

The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine

How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads

Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds.

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry.

His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees

The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's

He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals

To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals

He's such a great host, never crossing a line

The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine

How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads

Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds."

Round of applause, very well written x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry.

His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees

The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's

He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals

To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals

He's such a great host, never crossing a line

The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine

How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads

Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look forward to 69

Don't we all!

Speak for yourself not everyone does

Ok, you're excused from any 69ing at the toga party.

I don’t like to be distracted when I giving and I don’t want them distracted while I am receiving

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Look forward to 69

Don't we all!

Speak for yourself not everyone does

Ok, you're excused from any 69ing at the toga party.

I'd definitely prefer to take turns... I like to be able to focus my attentions!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry.

His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees

The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's

He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals

To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals

He's such a great host, never crossing a line

The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine

How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads

Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry.

His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees

The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's

He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals

To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals

He's such a great host, never crossing a line

The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine

How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads

Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds."

Give this man a gold star….an excellent poem.

I am sure MB will appreciate it as much as we do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look forward to 69

Don't we all!

Speak for yourself not everyone does

Ok, you're excused from any 69ing at the toga party.

I'd definitely prefer to take turns... I like to be able to focus my attentions!"

Well that makes two of us…we will leave the 69ers to it at the toga party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes. "

Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.

Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?

Naturally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.

Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?

Naturally

He is clever he is silly

He wears a measuring sock on his Willy

He’s funny, he is quick

His name is Mr Wick

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.

Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?

Naturally

Ooohhh, can't wait to find out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.

Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?

Naturally

Ooohhh, can't wait to find out! "

I’ll bet you can’t

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.

Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?

Naturally

Ooohhh, can't wait to find out!

I’ll bet you can’t

Does it have anything to do with Minstrels™?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.

Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?

Naturally

Ooohhh, can't wait to find out!

I’ll bet you can’t

Does it have anything to do with Minstrels™? "

Maybe, maybe not. You’ll have to wait n see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey my rhyme went unnoticed…i feel so deflated

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.

Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?

Naturally

He is clever he is silly

He wears a measuring sock on his Willy

He’s funny, he is quick

His name is Mr Wick"

Very witty!

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hey my rhyme went unnoticed…i feel so deflated

It was noticed. You need a hug?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Hey my rhyme went unnoticed…i feel so deflated

It was noticed. You need a hug? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fella we know from the North East,

Upon ladies and men he does feast.

On fab to try out his luck,

By asking “d’ya fancy a fuck?

Say yes to this real sexy beast.

Ohhh, it's becoming a poetry competition now! I'll leave you creative folks to it.

There’s no talent involved in my silly rhymes.

Reserving your talents for the appropriate time?

Naturally

He is clever he is silly

He wears a measuring sock on his Willy

He’s funny, he is quick

His name is Mr Wick"

Bro’!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hugs and appreciation from the man himself… I am feeling so much better

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

Good evening all, hope you had a good day x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x"

Ayup dude!

Mediocre day here, but still smilin’.

You winning?

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Evening all

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Well I shall do my part to add a tiny bit of parchment to the tapestry.

His name's _obilebottom, he pays all his fees

The i's he will dot 'em and cross all the t's

He makes lovely threads to befriend guys and gals

To load all our heads up with thoughts of new pals

He's such a great host, never crossing a line

The count of this post has now reached thirty-nine

How long 'til the cent? We've got sixty more threads

Let's hope our poor gent don't get nabbed by the feds."

Oh, thanks. Such a nice thing to do and much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening guys it’s not been too bad.

How about you two?

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Evening guys it’s not been too bad.

How about you two?"

All good, busy day but jusylt time to chill, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BOO!

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x"

Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x

Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van

Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff.

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x

Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van

Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff.

I'm fine! Van was parked up, lorry driver was to impatient to wait for me to move it

Luckily was a driver from the firm I was at & they're happy to pay for the repair!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x

Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van

Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff.

I'm fine! Van was parked up, lorry driver was to impatient to wait for me to move it

Luckily was a driver from the firm I was at & they're happy to pay for the repair!

That's great. Well you know what I mean.Now feet up, a drink and relax

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x

Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van

Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff.

I'm fine! Van was parked up, lorry driver was to impatient to wait for me to move it

Luckily was a driver from the firm I was at & they're happy to pay for the repair!

That's great. Well you know what I mean.Now feet up, a drink and relax

Once I get these reports written I'll be flat out in bed

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x

Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van

Oh no, sorry to hear. I hope you are ok, apart from the van stuff.

I'm fine! Van was parked up, lorry driver was to impatient to wait for me to move it

Luckily was a driver from the firm I was at & they're happy to pay for the repair!

That's great. Well you know what I mean.Now feet up, a drink and relax

Once I get these reports written I'll be flat out in bed

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

Grrrrrr! Internet is playing up, has been for the last few days, contacted the provider - eventually, yes there is an issue, we'll send it to (n) team ant they'll contact you in the next 24 hrs.

Great, but I'm working prom home tomorrow and I need a secure network.....Grrrrrrrr

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Grrrrrr! Internet is playing up, has been for the last few days, contacted the provider - eventually, yes there is an issue, we'll send it to (n) team ant they'll contact you in the next 24 hrs.

Great, but I'm working prom home tomorrow and I need a secure network.....Grrrrrrrr"

Typos due to frustration!!!!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"Grrrrrr! Internet is playing up, has been for the last few days, contacted the provider - eventually, yes there is an issue, we'll send it to (n) team ant they'll contact you in the next 24 hrs.

Great, but I'm working prom home tomorrow and I need a secure network.....Grrrrrrrr"

You better come to mine then.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

I'm off to bed and hoping for a WiFi miracle! Goodnight all!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Very quick wave to MB and other sexy folks x x

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Very quick wave to MB and other sexy folks x x "

Quick wave back as I trundle up the stairs to bed

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Night FC, sweet dreams & hope your WiFi sorts itself for tomorrow lol.. xx

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Grrrrrr! Internet is playing up, has been for the last few days, contacted the provider - eventually, yes there is an issue, we'll send it to (n) team ant they'll contact you in the next 24 hrs.

Great, but I'm working prom home tomorrow and I need a secure network.....Grrrrrrrr"

Has work setup a VPN?

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol"

Still up?

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol"

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat? "

Couple of bits of ice

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat? "

That sounds a good idea

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

[Removed by poster at 16/07/24 22:29:37]

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

Couple of bits of ice"

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea "

How are you doing?

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Quick whilst it's quiet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BOO!

What you doing on here?

This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

[Removed by poster at 16/07/24 22:47:33]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x

Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van

Shit hope only the van got damaged and his insurance sorts it out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BOO!

What you doing on here?

This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here

Lovely bum

I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"BOO!

What you doing on here?

This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here

Lovely bum

I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions

Wrong thread, sorry

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x

Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van

Shit hope only the van got damaged and his insurance sorts it out!"

Yeah, just a dent on the wing & no insurance needed as was a driver from the firm I was working for! They took pics & said they'd pay to fix it

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"BOO!

What you doing on here?

This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here

Lovely bum

I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions

Wrong thread, sorry

Lol.. Is there a "Unwrap MB's present" thread yet?

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely

Going to be an empty bottle soon

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely

Going to be an empty bottle soon

It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"BOO!

What you doing on here?

This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here

Lovely bum

I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions

Wrong thread, sorry

Lol.. Is there a "Unwrap MB's present" thread yet?

Like those amazon parcels. They are obsessed with big boxes

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely

Going to be an empty bottle soon

It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it

Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.

Good job got a hip flask

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"BOO!

What you doing on here?

This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here

Lovely bum

I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions

Wrong thread, sorry

Lol.. Is there a "Unwrap MB's present" thread yet?

Like those amazon parcels. They are obsessed with big boxes

Hope not! Big boxes from Amazon rarely have much in them

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

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"BOO!

What you doing on here?

This is a respectable thread for respectable people…. no funny business here

Lovely bum

I love it when you get all flirty MB sends flutters to my nether regions

Wrong thread, sorry

Lol.. Is there a "Unwrap MB's present" thread yet?

Like those amazon parcels. They are obsessed with big boxes

Hope not! Big boxes from Amazon rarely have much in them

Touche

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely

Going to be an empty bottle soon

It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it

Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.

Good job got a hip flask

Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

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"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely

Going to be an empty bottle soon

It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it

Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.

Good job got a hip flask

Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit

Get the alcohol yourself and put the mixers on account

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely

Going to be an empty bottle soon

It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it

Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.

Good job got a hip flask

Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit

Get the alcohol yourself and put the mixers on account

Mixers? What are these things you call mixers,?

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely

Going to be an empty bottle soon

It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it

Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.

Good job got a hip flask

Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit

Get the alcohol yourself and put the mixers on account

Mixers? What are these things you call mixers,? "

MB I thought you knew better...

Mixers indeed.

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Well, even though tomorrow's job site is visible from my hotel window, I need my beauty sleep! Chow for now one & all

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

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"Well, even though tomorrow's job site is visible from my hotel window, I need my beauty sleep! Chow for now one & all

Goodnight, sleep well

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By *poolGuyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well, even though tomorrow's job site is visible from my hotel window, I need my beauty sleep! Chow for now one & all

Night matey

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Waves hello and goodnight to those of to bed

Waves hello lol

Still up?

If lying naked on the bed supping a double JD counts, then yep, still up lol

Sounds good to me. On the rocks or neat?

That sounds a good idea

How are you doing?

Middling

You need a couple of Chubs' JDs

Better be quick.. on the 2nd double and is going down nicely

Going to be an empty bottle soon

It won't while I'm paying bar prices for it

Eeeek, bar prices? Explaining that on expenses.

Good job got a hip flask

Lol.. Paying for them myself! The accounts department would have a fit

Get the alcohol yourself and put the mixers on account

Mixers? What are these things you call mixers,? "

Tonics, sodas and other such things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening all, hope you had a good day x

Mines been... Meh! Sent to do a 2 day job in 1 day & had a lorry drive into my van

Shit hope only the van got damaged and his insurance sorts it out!

Yeah, just a dent on the wing & no insurance needed as was a driver from the firm I was working for! They took pics & said they'd pay to fix it

That’s a relief, hopefully tomorrow will be a better day

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I'm off to bed and hoping for a WiFi miracle! Goodnight all! "

My tired brain read that as

"WiFi Mackrel"

It's definitely time for bed!!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

Good morning lovely people. I hope you have a great day and some jolly good fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar..."

I look far better now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to manscape as i haven’t done it in a week and feel like a prickly pear

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"I need to manscape as i haven’t done it in a week and feel like a prickly pear

Will you be a fuzzy peach afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need to manscape as i haven’t done it in a week and feel like a prickly pear

Will you be a fuzzy peach afterwards? "

I could well be, maybe a before and after shot would clarify things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

"
I did as it happens.

Mrs wick is very demanding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

I did as it happens.

Mrs wick is very demanding "

If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!

Does she make you wash up and put things away?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

I did as it happens.

Mrs wick is very demanding

If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!

Does she make you wash up and put things away?

No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,

I look after the house and small human.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

I did as it happens.

Mrs wick is very demanding

If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!

Does she make you wash up and put things away?

No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,

I look after the house and small human. "

Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.

That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

I did as it happens.

Mrs wick is very demanding

If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!

Does she make you wash up and put things away?

No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,

I look after the house and small human.

Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.

That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife

wise choice in that case.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

I did as it happens.

Mrs wick is very demanding

If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!

Does she make you wash up and put things away?

No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,

I look after the house and small human.

Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.

That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife

wise choice in that case.

If only I got wiser sooner

But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

I did as it happens.

Mrs wick is very demanding

If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!

Does she make you wash up and put things away?

No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,

I look after the house and small human.

Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.

That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife

wise choice in that case.

If only I got wiser sooner

But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then

The greatest gifts ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

I did as it happens.

Mrs wick is very demanding

If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!

Does she make you wash up and put things away?

No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,

I look after the house and small human.

Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.

That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife

wise choice in that case.

If only I got wiser sooner

But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then

The greatest gifts ever.

They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!!

I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them

Luckily I don’t have to worry about that yet!!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Good morning.

School run then I’m off to the barbers to get my wild hair and beard tamed.

I resemble Uncle Albert currently.

Durin' the woar...

I look far better now.

Good morning you bunch of reprobates.

Shame you didn’t do a before and after picture Mr Wick.

I did as it happens.

Mrs wick is very demanding

If she makes you take before and after pictures for a trip to the barber….i wonder how demanding Mrs Wick is in other areas!!

Does she make you wash up and put things away?

No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,

I look after the house and small human.

Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.

That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife

wise choice in that case.

If only I got wiser sooner

But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then

The greatest gifts ever.

They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!!

I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them

Luckily I don’t have to worry about that yet!!"

reminds me of my dad and sister. Always very protective

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,

I look after the house and small human.

Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.

That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife

wise choice in that case.

If only I got wiser sooner

But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then

The greatest gifts ever.

They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!!

I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them

Luckily I don’t have to worry about that yet!!

reminds me of my dad and sister. Always very protective

Is that what Dads are meant to be like with their daughters?

As someone who was a teenage boy once…we know what they’re like

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

No, that comes a standard. She earns the dinaros,

I look after the house and small human.

Ahhh I best not pry any further into Mrs Wicks demands.

That’s refreshing to hear and I am kind of envious i would love to be the one to look after my daughter full time but happy for her mum to remain my ex wife

wise choice in that case.

If only I got wiser sooner

But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then

The greatest gifts ever.

They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!!

I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them

Luckily I don’t have to worry about that yet!!

reminds me of my dad and sister. Always very protective

Is that what Dads are meant to be like with their daughters?

As someone who was a teenage boy once…we know what they’re like

Absolutely. It's not a pretty world out there and good advice and be there to support all the time when they are growing up and no doubt will make some mistakes from time to time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop……I’m blindly ignorant to her growing up……for now.

I genuinely shit myself at the prospect of her going through teen years in the world we live now.

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

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"Stop……I’m blindly ignorant to her growing up……for now.

I genuinely shit myself at the prospect of her going through teen years in the world we live now. "

You enjoy your time with mini Wick. You seem to be a wonderful dad and doing an excellent job. No need to worry about all te other stuff now. She will know you are there always.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If only I got wiser sooner

But not too soon as I wouldn’t have a wonderful little girl then

The greatest gifts ever.

They are especially as she is a mini me (hopefully not in every way)!!!

I will be scowling at her boyfriend’s when she starts dating and sat sharpening a pair of shears when I meet them

Luckily I don’t have to worry about that yet!!

reminds me of my dad and sister. Always very protective

Is that what Dads are meant to be like with their daughters?

As someone who was a teenage boy once…we know what they’re like

Absolutely. It's not a pretty world out there and good advice and be there to support all the time when they are growing up and no doubt will make some mistakes from time to time

Never a truer word spoken MB.

All we can do is try to guide them and never judge if they make mistakes.

They always know our love is unconditional and we will be there for them no matter how old they are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop……I’m blindly ignorant to her growing up……for now.

I genuinely shit myself at the prospect of her going through teen years in the world we live now. "

I share your concerns Mr Wick but we have to trust they will make more good decisions than bad. Try to set the best example and not fight them too hard as with teens they will rebel.

I have been through that one before

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

Year 6 Leavers Concert done! The emotions of some of the children. It was so sweet. Except my stone hearted child, who laughed as her classmates and head teacher were in floods of tears.....how did I spawn such a creature?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Year 6 Leavers Concert done! The emotions of some of the children. It was so sweet. Except my stone hearted child, who laughed as her classmates and head teacher were in floods of tears.....how did I spawn such a creature?!

That’s me that is. Ice cold.

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

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That’s me that is. Ice cold.

Good for the hot summer days then

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

That’s me that is. Ice cold.

I beg to differ, Mr. Wick, I believe you have a soft heart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s me that is. Ice cold.

I beg to differ, Mr. Wick, I believe you have a soft heart. "

Ssssshhhh don’t spread that around.

You’ll ruin ma rep’

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

That’s me that is. Ice cold.

I beg to differ, Mr. Wick, I believe you have a soft heart.

Ssssshhhh don’t spread that around.

You’ll ruin ma rep’"

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

Thanks to Mrs Nice Couple and her inspiration I am about to enjoy a delightful linguine. Bon apetit everyone

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Thanks to Mrs Nice Couple and her inspiration I am about to enjoy a delightful linguine. Bon apetit everyone

Enjoy, MB!

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By *veryday_Couple_NextdoorCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Popping in to say hello.

Mixed reviews on the forum threads, hoping this one is stress free and just a bit more chill!

Either that or we will be remaining low for a few days

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Popping in to say hello.

Mixed reviews on the forum threads, hoping this one is stress free and just a bit more chill!

Either that or we will be remaining low for a few days "

Welcome, very friendly here, occasionally flirty, pull up a chair and join in! We like new friends

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By *veryday_Couple_NextdoorCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Thank you Flat caps.

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Popping in to say hello.

Mixed reviews on the forum threads, hoping this one is stress free and just a bit more chill!

Either that or we will be remaining low for a few days "

Hello and a very big welcome to you. We are all friendly and always someone around to say hi. We don't do contentious, good banter.

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Evening one & all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just lucky I guess and she sounds like a character…at least she is not a follower and dances to her own tune

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Evening one & all

Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Popping in to say hello.

Mixed reviews on the forum threads, hoping this one is stress free and just a bit more chill!

Either that or we will be remaining low for a few days "

Welcome Everyday, you’re in the right place for friendly chat although some people on here have been known to lower the tone…..mentioning no names

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening one & all

Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday

He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!

Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Evening one & all

Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday

He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!

Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it

Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change

Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol..

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Evening one & all

Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday

He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!

Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it

Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change

Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol.."

Sounds like you are tip top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening one & all

Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday

He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!

Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it

Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change

Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol.."

Yep definitely an improvement on yesterday

Are you going for a 5th?

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Evening one & all

Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday

He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!

Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it

Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change

Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol..

Sounds like you are tip top

For a change lol

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Evening one & all

Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday

He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!

Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it

Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change

Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol..

Yep definitely an improvement on yesterday

Are you going for a 5th?

Got a busy day tomorrow so probably not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening one & all

Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday

He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!

Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it

Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change

Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol..

Yep definitely an improvement on yesterday

Are you going for a 5th?

Got a busy day tomorrow so probably not

Probably best or you might be crashing into someone

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Evening one & all

Good evening chubs. Hope your day was better than yesterday

He has a sunglasses wearing emoji, his day must of gone well!!

Good evening Chubs pull up a chair and tell us all about it

Lol.. Sunglasses emoji because it's been a sunny day today for a change

Tofay has been better than yesterday... No-one has driven into my van, it hasn't rained & I'm 4 pints of Madris in lol..

Yep definitely an improvement on yesterday

Are you going for a 5th?

Got a busy day tomorrow so probably not

Probably best or you might be crashing into someone

Yeah.. 1 dent is enough for now lol

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Quiet in here tonight... Football still on?

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Quiet in here tonight... Football still on?

I was about to say something similar. And just made myself a large g&t

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Quiet in here tonight... Football still on?

I was about to say something similar. And just made myself a large g&t

Ohhh.. ice & a slice too?

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Quiet in here tonight... Football still on?

I was about to say something similar. And just made myself a large g&t

Ohhh.. ice & a slice too?"

Of course but no umbrella

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

**Bowls in, crashing and thudding**

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!!

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!!"

Lol.. Evening xx

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"Quiet in here tonight... Football still on?

I was about to say something similar. And just made myself a large g&t

Ohhh.. ice & a slice too?

Of course but no umbrella

your missing out lol

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

**Sits down quietly in a chair**

Only kidding! How is everyone?

Welcome to the n00bs. Make yourself comfy! Got any cake?!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!!"

Good evening mi lady. I am getting a tad tipsy but still compos mentis. How are you?

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Sounds like you gents have your head screwed on with your minis.

Mrs FC - I was probably that kid too. And I've turned out alright (for the most part

)

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!!

Good evening mi lady. I am getting a tad tipsy but still compos mentis. How are you?

Well I hope you're enjoying your G&T.

I snuck out of work early cos I felt a bit rough. (All my own fault - ate a bit too much lemon Swiss roll and my body rejected it) Came home, had a sleep, and feel much better now!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!!

Good evening mi lady. I am getting a tad tipsy but still compos mentis. How are you?

Well I hope you're enjoying your G&T.

I snuck out of work early cos I felt a bit rough. (All my own fault - ate a bit too much lemon Swiss roll and my body rejected it) Came home, had a sleep, and feel much better now!"

Glad that all has ended well. Easy on the roll next time.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Sounds like you gents have your head screwed on with your minis.

Mrs FC - I was probably that kid too. And I've turned out alright (for the most part

That's good to know. I'll update you post puberty, sooooooo another 5 years?!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

Mrs FC, I have a question for you

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you"

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!! "

Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!!

Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum

I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.

I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!!

Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum

I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.

I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door? "

Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!!

Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum

I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.

I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?

Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us

Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival?

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!!

Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum

I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.

I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?

Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us

Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival? "

Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not)

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By *ChubsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Did someone say Rum??

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!!

Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum

I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.

I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?

Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us

Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival?

Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not) "

Oh! MB, you've got the vibe!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!!

Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum

I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.

I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?

Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us

Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival?

Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not)

Oh! MB, you've got the vibe! "

Many Notting Hill Gate parties

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!!

Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum

I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.

I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?

Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us

Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival?

Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not)

Oh! MB, you've got the vibe!

Many Notting Hill Gate parties

Aha! Self appointed event organiser!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Mrs FC, I have a question for you

In a public forum???? Erm, ok?! I think!!

Lol, where have you been? Not flirting in private with Mr JW? . Oh, and can let Mr B out of the cellar unless he is sleeping of the rum

I have not been flirting with anyone on private, more's the pity.

I do have a cellar of sorts, but it's not locked, there's no cage, and there's no Mr. B - I wish I knew where I could find him. Maybe a decanter of dark rum by the back door?

Lol, that might lure him. I am wortied about that caribbean trip he promised us

Maybe we could bring the Caribbean to him? Organise a chilled, rum filled carnival?

Jerk chicken, rice and peas, calypso and lots of twerking (strictly not caribbean but why not)

Oh! MB, you've got the vibe!

Many Notting Hill Gate parties

Aha! Self appointed event organiser! "

Oh well, best on the costume planning and practice the beat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!!"

Not so quiet now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!!

Good evening mi lady. I am getting a tad tipsy but still compos mentis. How are you?

I want to seee the certificate stating that

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!!

Not so quiet now!!

Oops, here comes .... peace or do I mean something quite the opposite of that

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Did someone say Rum??

We did! Want a tipple?!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Did someone say Rum??

We did! Want a tipple?! "

Tripple, did you say?

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By *inxy777Woman over a year ago

essex

Evening all, come for a quickie!!! X

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Did someone say Rum??

We did! Want a tipple?!

Tripple, did you say?

A tipple, MB, a tipple!

I think you've had too much already, you're on rations from now on!

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"EEEEEEVEEENIN ALL!!

Good evening mi lady. I am getting a tad tipsy but still compos mentis. How are you?

Well I hope you're enjoying your G&T.

I snuck out of work early cos I felt a bit rough. (All my own fault - ate a bit too much lemon Swiss roll and my body rejected it) Came home, had a sleep, and feel much better now!

Glad that all has ended well. Easy on the roll next time.

Definitely!!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Evening all, come for a quickie!!! X

That's what they all say and then can't leave

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By *inxy777Woman over a year ago

essex

"Evening all, come for a quickie!!! X

That's what they all say and then can't leave

That’s because you are all lovely!!! X

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Did someone say Rum??

We did! Want a tipple?!

Tripple, did you say?

A tipple, MB, a tipple!

I think you've had too much already, you're on rations from now on!

Story of my life. I am going to rebel

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Sounds like you gents have your head screwed on with your minis.

Mrs FC - I was probably that kid too. And I've turned out alright (for the most part

)

That's good to know. I'll update you post puberty, sooooooo another 5 years?! "

Good luck!!

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By *obilebottom OP Man over a year ago

All over

"Evening all, come for a quickie!!! X

That's what they all say and then can't leave

That’s because you are all lovely!!! X"

Oh we are that. Bunch of loveliness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say Rum??

We did! Want a tipple?!

Tripple, did you say?

A tipple, MB, a tipple!

I think you've had too much already, you're on rations from now on!

Are you putting your stiletto down Mrs FC?

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